The Off Topic Topic

[CountDeMoney]

A Texas prosecutor was murdered today on his way to court.

At least his shooter was exercising his 2nd Amendment rights.

[Sheilbh]

Our internet's been broken for days. It's not our fault. Some days it's off. Other days it's off and on. To fix this fault of theirs our service provider (around £30 a month) want us to pay £50

[Ed Anger]

Dan Marino fathered a bastard. Laces out.

[derspiess]

Dan Marino fathered a bastard. Laces out.

Does that even deserve attention these days?  I mean, it was with a real, not imaginary, woman and as far as we know there was no deer antler velvet involved.

[Josquius]

"Fathered a bastard" is certainly a phrasing that should be used more often. It makes me care despite not having a clue who the guy is.

[Ed Anger]

Dan Marino fathered a bastard. Laces out.

Does that even deserve attention these days?  I mean, it was with a real, not imaginary, woman and as far as we know there was no deer antler velvet involved.

LACES OUT

[Grey Fox]

It's a love child!

[Ed Anger]

A bastard is a bastard.

[Caliga]

Dan Marino fathered a bastard. Laces out.

is she hot

(the other woman, not the child)

[garbon]

Star Trek & The City

https://twitter.com/trekandthecity

I wondered, if Starfleet had strict protocols for first contact with new species, what were the rules for first contact with a cute guy?

A Vulcan nerve pinch could bring a man to his knees, but Charlotte soon discovered that withholding sex could be ten times as effective.

Needless to say, the Prime Directive wasn't the only thing Samantha violated that night.

The vacuum of space may be lonely, but space has nothing on a single girl waiting by her phone on a Friday night.

As our craft was pulled in by the Kazon vessel's tractor beam, I thought about the pull that our old loves can maintain over us.

[Ed Anger]

I want to shoot myself now. Hand me my phaser.

[garbon]

[Grey Fox]

A bastard is a bastard.

Only in a world where marriages are important. It's not anymore.

[Caliga]

Only in a world where marriages are important. It's not anymore.

Is being faithful to your life partner not important anymore either?

[Grey Fox]

Maybe not but it's not really having a good run tho.