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Lettow77

#12165
December 11, 2011, 06:41:28 AM
 I've sworn off women except for the questing beast. I shall become a mighty wizard.
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

Razgovory

#12166
December 11, 2011, 06:42:11 AM
Quote from: Lettow77 on December 11, 2011, 06:23:52 AM
Quote from: Tyr on December 10, 2011, 11:05:03 PM
Last night I was talking to Lettow's soul mate. A British girl who somehow managed to spend £300 last week on gay cartoon (Hetalia) porn.


My soulmate? A disgusting Fujoshi?


Damn you for making me look that up. 
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Ideologue

#12167
December 11, 2011, 06:50:44 AM
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Josquius

#12168
December 11, 2011, 08:06:42 AM
Nerds are like the left. They prefer to attack each other than their true enemies.
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Eddie Teach

#12169
December 11, 2011, 08:19:13 AM
I dunno about that. I'd rather watch Whitney or Two and a Half Men than most anime.  :yuk:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Ed Anger

#12170
December 11, 2011, 08:21:10 AM
Ugh. Whitney Cummings.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Eddie Teach

#12171
December 11, 2011, 08:24:06 AM
Possibly the least funny person to get a sitcom since George Lopez. But still better than anime. :contract:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

sbr

#12172
December 11, 2011, 12:49:19 PM
George Lopez doesn't do much for me as a comedian but his show is pretty funny.  And the wife is hot.

garbon

#12173
December 11, 2011, 01:01:18 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 11, 2011, 08:21:10 AM
Ugh. Whitney Cummings.

Seriously. *gag*
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

CountDeMoney

#12174
December 11, 2011, 07:04:38 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 11, 2011, 08:21:10 AM
Ugh. Whitney Cummings.

I'd fuck her.  Just to hurt her.

CountDeMoney

#12175
December 11, 2011, 07:10:44 PM
The more my 5 year old niece grows, the more I believe she has more of me in her than anybody else.

My sister dropped her off at a play date with a friend from school, and gets the AAR from the hosting Mommy at pick-up.

Apparently, there was a minor dust-up between the two over a toy. My niece not only explains to her friend deadpan how she could kill someone, but how she already has.

:wub: I love her so much.

FunkMonk

#12176
December 11, 2011, 07:12:10 PM
CountessDeMoney   :P
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

Ed Anger

#12177
December 11, 2011, 07:25:23 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 11, 2011, 07:10:44 PM
The more my 5 year old niece grows, the more I believe she has more of me in her than anybody else.

My sister dropped her off at a play date with a friend from school, and gets the AAR from the hosting Mommy at pick-up.

Apparently, there was a minor dust-up between the two over a toy. My niece not only explains to her friend deadpan how she could kill someone, but how she already has.

:wub: I love her so much.

:lol:

Kids are awesome.  :)
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

garbon

#12178
December 11, 2011, 08:02:30 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 11, 2011, 07:10:44 PM
The more my 5 year old niece grows, the more I believe she has more of me in her than anybody else.

My sister dropped her off at a play date with a friend from school, and gets the AAR from the hosting Mommy at pick-up.

Apparently, there was a minor dust-up between the two over a toy. My niece not only explains to her friend deadpan how she could kill someone, but how she already has.

:wub: I love her so much.

:lol:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

CountDeMoney

#12179
December 11, 2011, 10:34:02 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 04, 2011, 06:10:45 PM
Nothing makes a Sunday evening like my biweekly Callin' O' The Cops on the dazzling urbanites downstairs.

Ah, my Sunday night ritual.
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