The Off Topic Topic

[Habbaku]

:wtf:

[Ideologue]

The second time he kept complaining about how his leg was fucked up, too.  I asked him if I could help in any fashion after I chased him out of my house, but although I gathered he was looking for some woman's house, he kept being weird, so I sarcastically advised him to try knocking on doors, and went back inside.

I actually don't think they were the same guy, since the first wore glasses and sounded a bit different.  So it's extra odd.

[Razgovory]

You need a gun.  After shooting the first guy and laying him out in your yard the second probably wouldn't have come in.

[Razgovory]

My cat ate a moth tonight.  I was very proud.

[Ideologue]

You need a gun.  After shooting the first guy and laying him out in your yard the second probably wouldn't have come in.

I'd probably feel bad if I'd just shot a guy that came into my house by accident.  I wouldn't go to jail, though, which is a plus.

[Habbaku]

I actually don't think they were the same guy, since the first wore glasses and sounded a bit different.  So it's extra odd.

What's even more odd is that you don't lock your doors at night after the first incident.

Of course, this is why alarm dogs are useful.  Dogs and guns, that is.

[Razgovory]

You need a gun.  After shooting the first guy and laying him out in your yard the second probably wouldn't have come in.

I'd probably feel bad if I'd just shot a guy that came into my house by accident.  I wouldn't go to jail, though, which is a plus.

You wouldn't feel bad.  You'd feel strong and powerful.  You'd want to do it again.  That's how it starts.

Look at me.  Liberal Raz, encouraging people to buys guns for self defense.

[Ideologue]

I actually don't think they were the same guy, since the first wore glasses and sounded a bit different.  So it's extra odd.

What's even more odd is that you don't lock your doors at night after the first incident.

Of course, this is why alarm dogs are useful.  Dogs and guns, that is.

My cats growled at him.  If they were pack animals, they could fuck a guy up with swarm tactics.

Yeah, I should lock my doors, but I've never had a fortress mentality.

[Habbaku]

Locking your doors at night is just common sense.  A fortress mentality would be stocking up on provisions and installing punji pits.

[Josquius]

Does anyone know the name for a word that is created by combining two other words?
At the back of my head a voice says something like portmaneau but this isn`t right...hmm.....

[Ideologue]

Locking your doors at night is just common sense.  A fortress mentality would be stocking up on provisions and installing punji pits.

I thought it was "locking them while you're asleep," but I guess that applies in the first case.

[The Brain]

You always lock your door. Jesus. Fucking moran.

[Ideologue]

[Razgovory]

Does anyone know the name for a word that is created by combining two other words?
At the back of my head a voice says something like portmaneau but this isn`t right...hmm.....

Compound word?  A Portmanteau can be when you combine two words together, or just two parts of two separate words.  Like edutainment or carjack.

[Duque de Bragança]

Does anyone know the name for a word that is created by combining two other words?
At the back of my head a voice says something like portmaneau but this isn`t right...hmm.....

Portmanteau (word).