Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever

Started by Fireblade, June 06, 2009, 06:13:11 PM

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Fireblade

This quickly turned into a trainwreck :D

QuoteYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: where are you from?
Stranger: spain you?
You: America
You: rather late there, no?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i come back the party
You: lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: men
Stranger: im a hot women
You: cool :)
Stranger: wet pussy!
You: ohh yeah
Stranger: years?
You: what do you think about Generalissimo Franco?
You: he was a great man
Stranger: he is a best in the world!
Stranger: do you know him?
You: yes
You: the only bad part about Franco
Stranger: why?
You: is that he's still not alive today
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i hate
Stranger: i'm comunist
You: ah, comunista :)
Stranger: fuck franco
Stranger: pole
You: tu amores son las colores
Stranger: ??
Stranger: eso no tiene sentido
You: que es sentido?
Stranger: hablas algo de español?
You: lol. un poco
You: just what I learn from Mexicans
Stranger: fuch mexicans and sur-americans
You: yeah they're all a bunch of dirty wetbacks
You: fucking dagos
Stranger: i hate fucking mexicqans imigrantes
You: do they steal your jobs?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: in every jobs work fuck panchitos
You: lol
You: where in Spain are you from?
Stranger: and rumanos
Stranger: barcelona
You: I fucking HATE gypsies
Stranger: do you know?
You: ah, Catalan
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: no teneis ni puta idea de geografia verdad?
Stranger: do you know barça team¿¿
You: yeah I know barca
Stranger: the best team
You: I don't have any fucking idea where it is?
You: is that what you said?
Stranger: soccer team
Stranger: champions europe
You: no, "no teneis ni puta idea de geografia verdad?"
Stranger: against manchester
You: in Ingles, por favor :P
You: yes I know where the fuck Catalonia is
You: Barca sucks
Stranger: you sucks
You: USA! USA! USA!
Stranger: and all american retardes
You: you're just as dirty as the mexicans
You: shave the mustache off your face, dago
Stranger: i0m have more money than you and you family
You: lol right I'm sure you do
Stranger: im have a BMW m3...
You: you have millions of worthless pesos
Stranger: i have 20k in my pocket
You: how much is that in real money, like $5?
Stranger: 4,3 euros
You: I hope you're robbed and raped by a bunch of gypsies
Stranger: tu putamadre
Stranger: se folla a todo dios ono?
You: lol, if you're going to insult me
You: do it in English
You: not that fucking gibberish
You: puta
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Queequeg

Quote from: PDH on April 25, 2009, 05:58:55 PM
"Dysthymia?  Did they get some student from the University of Chicago with a hard-on for ancient Bactrian cities to name this?  I feel cheated."

Fireblade

That's what I hate about Spanish people. They speak dago to me and expect me to understand what the fuck they're saying. Like I want to learn a dirty language.

Fireblade

QuoteYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: you know what?
You: what?
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
You: I love you too.
Stranger: XD
You: are you on drugs?
You: because I sure as fuck am
Stranger: haha
Stranger: nope
Stranger: that's illegal and hard to get from here
You: where is "here"?
Stranger: japan

Somehow, I'm not surprised. :P

Fireblade

#19
Jesus, this is like having an endless series of chats with bmolsson. :bleeding:

Martinus, Tamas, I give you guys shit for being Europeans, but at least I can understand what the fuck you're saying. Even if you talk like Russians.

Fireblade

QuoteYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asian?
You: yes
Stranger: ew
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

OMG RACIST

Fireblade

rofl, Jaron:

QuoteYou: do you live near oarfish?
Stranger: kinda
Stranger: by the park?
You: yes, meet me there in 10 minutes, okay?!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WIN

sbr

Quote from: Fireblade on June 07, 2009, 01:39:48 AM
rofl, Jaron:

QuoteYou: do you live near oarfish?
Stranger: kinda
Stranger: by the park?
You: yes, meet me there in 10 minutes, okay?!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WIN
Are you gonna go?

Jaron

Winner of THE grumbler point.

Jaron

Quote
Stranger: what do you do?
You: I teach english
Stranger: oh
Stranger: in public school?
You: yes
Stranger: oh
Stranger: then you can teach me very well :)
You: yes....
You: but you seem to be very well educated already
Stranger: no :(
You: no more training is necessary
You: have that which you need
Stranger: Thanks but my conversation is not good :)
Stranger: and
Stranger: my grammar skill is not good and many koreans have same problems
You: The intelligence of your race is beneath that of many animals, but you have spirit and tenacity
You: That is what really counts
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: that comments have some problems
Stranger: but I would think you preise me
You: Isn't that praise?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: it's my error and I think you would understand :)
You: I understand
Stranger: you're so kind
You: Thank you, I do try
Stranger: ok :)
Stranger: Have you teach someone who can speak english?
Stranger: ah
Stranger: can-> can't
You: Of course
You: mostly Mexicans, and if those mongrels can learn, surely other races of beastmen are not beyond my aid
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: I think you say like a racist
You: I think you misunderstand me
Stranger: well I would be
Stranger: but I think that saying some people 'beastmen' is not so good thing
You: Haven't you heard that term before?
Stranger: yeah but I think that is a word similar to beast, and if I misunderstood you I'm so sorry
Stranger: plz explain meaning of that word
You: the word has more than one meaning..not beast in animal, but beast as in 'foreign'
Stranger: aha
You: so for example, as an american, a beastman is anyone who isn't from the USA
Stranger: you're a good teacher and I learned a important thing
You: Thank you :)
Stranger: sorry for my misunderstanding
You: It is my pleasure as a teacher to enlighten a student. :)

I'm sure I violated some code of ethics, but who cares? :lol: I'm Jaron.
Winner of THE grumbler point.

Tamas

Quote from: Fireblade on June 07, 2009, 01:39:48 AM
rofl, Jaron:

QuoteYou: do you live near oarfish?
Stranger: kinda
Stranger: by the park?
You: yes, meet me there in 10 minutes, okay?!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WIN


:lmfao:

Martinus


Tamas

I need someone to translate from Korean :(

QuoteConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi! where r u from? ^^
You: hi
You: Serbia
You: you?
Stranger: Korea
Stranger: Do you know Korea?
You: yes
You: listen
You: can you sell me some uranium?
Stranger: ha..
Stranger: uranium??
You: aren't you the guys making nukes? Serbia must be great again. we need nuclear weapons
Stranger: 뭐라씨부리세여
Stranger: 우리핵무기없어여
Stranger: 저희핵무기만드는지도몰라여
Stranger: 세르비아가어딘지도모르구여
Stranger: ok?
You: whats that jibberish?
Stranger: Korean
Stranger: ok?
You: serbian wise men predicts
You: that by 2022, 15% of Korea's population will be Serb
Stranger: 지랄염병떨지마시구
You: and your country will be taken over by us in 2040, the latest
Stranger: 뭔세르비아가한국인구의15퍼?
You: by that time we will have most of Europe
Stranger: Are you crazy?
You: and turkey
Stranger: Thank you
Stranger: you too
Stranger: you turkey
Stranger: ok?
You: uhm
You: Turkey as in the country we wiped the floor with
Your conversational partner has disconnected.]

Viking

I think I chatted to Molian

QuoteYou: hi
Stranger: sybersex?
You: no
You: and it's spelled "Cybersex"
Stranger: cybersex?
Stranger: :D
You: no
Stranger: ok
Stranger: where r u from
You: anyways you sort of need the a.s.l. first
Stranger: why
You: norway, you?
Stranger: turkey
You: age sex location
Stranger: 19 m istanbul
Stranger: u
You: 34 m trondheim
Stranger: wauw
Stranger: old mn
Stranger: man
Stranger: :d
You: old?
You: wtf?
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Martinus

Quote from: Jaron on June 07, 2009, 02:17:04 AM
Quote
Stranger: what do you do?
You: I teach english
Stranger: oh
Stranger: in public school?
You: yes
Stranger: oh
Stranger: then you can teach me very well :)
You: yes....
You: but you seem to be very well educated already
Stranger: no :(
You: no more training is necessary
You: have that which you need
Stranger: Thanks but my conversation is not good :)
Stranger: and
Stranger: my grammar skill is not good and many koreans have same problems
You: The intelligence of your race is beneath that of many animals, but you have spirit and tenacity
You: That is what really counts
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: that comments have some problems
Stranger: but I would think you preise me
You: Isn't that praise?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: it's my error and I think you would understand :)
You: I understand
Stranger: you're so kind
You: Thank you, I do try
Stranger: ok :)
Stranger: Have you teach someone who can speak english?
Stranger: ah
Stranger: can-> can't
You: Of course
You: mostly Mexicans, and if those mongrels can learn, surely other races of beastmen are not beyond my aid
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: I think you say like a racist
You: I think you misunderstand me
Stranger: well I would be
Stranger: but I think that saying some people 'beastmen' is not so good thing
You: Haven't you heard that term before?
Stranger: yeah but I think that is a word similar to beast, and if I misunderstood you I'm so sorry
Stranger: plz explain meaning of that word
You: the word has more than one meaning..not beast in animal, but beast as in 'foreign'
Stranger: aha
You: so for example, as an american, a beastman is anyone who isn't from the USA
Stranger: you're a good teacher and I learned a important thing
You: Thank you :)
Stranger: sorry for my misunderstanding
You: It is my pleasure as a teacher to enlighten a student. :)

I'm sure I violated some code of ethics, but who cares? :lol: I'm Jaron.

LOL classic Jaron. Sorry, FB, but Jaron is better at this than you. :D