Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever

Started by Fireblade, June 06, 2009, 06:13:11 PM

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Fireblade

June 06, 2009, 06:13:11 PM
There's this site, www.omegle.com, that puts you in a random, anonymous chat with people around the world. Naive people. Foreign people.

QuoteConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello there
You: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 f holland
You: cool
You: i am 15 m germany
Stranger: aah germany, haha i'm not very good in german
You: hehe
You: well let me teach you a few words? :)
Stranger: so i just keep speaking english
Stranger: haha
Stranger: okay :D
You: okay
You: HEIL HITLER: Hail Hitler
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is by far the greatest way to troll people I have ever discovered.

jimmy olsen

#1
June 06, 2009, 06:40:38 PM
 You're horrible!  :lmfao:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Caliga

#2
June 06, 2009, 06:45:17 PM
 :lmfao:
0 Ed Anger Disapproval Points

Ed Anger

#3
June 06, 2009, 06:46:44 PM
I only torment chat bots.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Caliga

#4
June 06, 2009, 06:50:27 PM
I'm gonna pretend to be an alien on that.
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Warspite

#5
June 06, 2009, 08:10:03 PM
Fantastic. Everyone on the night bus is wondering wh I'm laughing.
" SIR – I must commend you on some of your recent obituaries. I was delighted to read of the deaths of Foday Sankoh (August 9th), and Uday and Qusay Hussein (July 26th). Do you take requests? "

OVO JE SRBIJA
BUDALO, OVO JE POSTA

sbr

#6
June 06, 2009, 08:12:10 PM
What does "asl" mean.  I see it in transcripts like this all the time but have never seen the definition. :n00b:

PDH

#7
June 06, 2009, 08:28:39 PM
It means "Advanced Squad Leader" it is used as a question to find out if the person whom you are chatting with is a diehard wargamer.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

jimmy olsen

#8
June 06, 2009, 08:30:00 PM
Quote from: sbr on June 06, 2009, 08:12:10 PM
What does "asl" mean.  I see it in transcripts like this all the time but have never seen the definition. :n00b:
Given the response "16 f holland", age sex location maybe? :unsure:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Razgovory

#9
June 06, 2009, 08:48:04 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 06, 2009, 08:30:00 PM
Quote from: sbr on June 06, 2009, 08:12:10 PM
What does "asl" mean.  I see it in transcripts like this all the time but have never seen the definition. :n00b:
Given the response "16 f holland", age sex location maybe? :unsure:

No PDH is correct.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

sbr

#10
June 06, 2009, 08:52:13 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 06, 2009, 08:48:04 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 06, 2009, 08:30:00 PM
Quote from: sbr on June 06, 2009, 08:12:10 PM
What does "asl" mean.  I see it in transcripts like this all the time but have never seen the definition. :n00b:
Given the response "16 f holland", age sex location maybe? :unsure:

No PDH is correct.
Thanks. :)

I figured Tim's answer was a bit too "out there" to be true.

Fireblade

#11
June 06, 2009, 11:20:39 PM
QuoteConnecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi, asl?
You: hi
You: 19/f/canda
You: canada
You: you?
Stranger: 20/m/russia
You: hehe
You: privet
Stranger: what's your name?
You: Anna
You: whats yours
Stranger: andrey
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: you too
You: where in russia are you from?
Stranger: moscow county
You: ah
You: do you drink vodka?
Stranger: what about you?
Stranger: i'm not
You: Toronto
Stranger: cool
You: look, I have a question
You: I need a shipment of 1,000 AK-47s, 50 RPG launchers, and 20,000 grenades
You: can this be arranged?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I failed to make a connection with the Russian mafia. :(

Razgovory

#12
June 06, 2009, 11:36:24 PM
Interestinly both Combat Mission and Steel Panthers originally started out as an attempt to make ASL into a computer game.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Korea

#13
June 06, 2009, 11:37:14 PM
 :lol: This is kind of fun when you're really bored.
I want my mother fucking points!

Queequeg

#14
June 07, 2009, 12:16:16 AM Last Edit: June 07, 2009, 12:21:07 AM by Queequeg
Right after I had been informed that he was a 35 year old virgin who lived at home with his parents...


QuoteYou: girls like people with houses
Stranger: are u a girl???
You: Troll?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: wtf?
You: I'm confused who is trolling who here
Stranger: are u a girl or not???
You: Well the Native Americans had these people called Two-Spirits, and I might've been one of those
You: But I was born with the male funparts
Stranger: if u are a girl
Stranger: can u send me a naked picture of u?
Quote from: PDH on April 25, 2009, 05:58:55 PM
"Dysthymia?  Did they get some student from the University of Chicago with a hard-on for ancient Bactrian cities to name this?  I feel cheated."
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