Ladies and Gentlemen, I have found the greatest site ever

[Fireblade]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 21m
You: from?
Stranger: ind
You: india.. or indiana?
Stranger: indiya
You: what do you do?
Stranger: ur assl?
You: do you do tech support?
You: thank you, come again!
Stranger: ur asl?
You: 25/f/arkansas
Stranger: k
Stranger: wheres arkansa?
You: it's in america
You: by Texas
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: u married?
You: no
You: you are?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: no
Stranger: i enjoy
Stranger: wat u do?
You: I am an English teacher
Stranger: ohhkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: so
Stranger: wats the 1 millionth word being added to eng dictionary?
You: Googleplex.
Stranger: slumdog or jay hey?
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: wghhere r u now?
You: in my bedroom..
Stranger: where are u now?
Stranger: wearing wat?
You: hehe
You: bra and panties
Stranger: lols
Stranger: wow..
Stranger: wats ur boooobs size?
You: 34D
You: how big are you?
Stranger: wow great
Stranger: feel like playing and s u c king
Stranger: i m 21
Stranger: yrs
You: only if you take a bath first
You: to wash that stench of shit and curry off
Stranger: i do take twice a day
You: oh ok
Stranger: y dont u removeur undies too?
You: hehe
Stranger: come on
Stranger: babyy
You: maybe..
You: but you have to give me something first
Stranger: wat?
You: tell me what you're wearing
Stranger: removed my underwear
Stranger: stark naked
You: are you hard?
Stranger: getting
You: let me help you with that
Stranger: swelling
Stranger: come
You: mmm yeah
Stranger: ur pussy is clean?
You: yes
Stranger: shaven?
You: totally
Stranger: let me kiss it
You: i am spreading my legs
You: lick it
Stranger: nangee ho jao
Stranger: ok
You: what does that mean
Stranger: i m comming in ur legs
You: i take my panties off..
You: oh yeahhh
You: im sooo hard
Stranger: good baby
You: do you have any syrup or jelly?
Stranger: syrup
You: i am putting syrup all over my asshole
You: i want you to suck my ass
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i will suck ur ass
You: have you sucked ass before?
Stranger: how many diks u dget daily?
You: 2 or 3
Stranger: ya
Stranger: ohkk
Stranger: good f u c ker
Stranger: lets make 69
You: okay so you're sucking my ass with syrup
Stranger: s u c k my dik
You: how about we get kinkier
Stranger: means?
You: bend over
Stranger: i will slap ur butts hard.
You: ohh yeah
You: slap it again!
Stranger: and pull ur boobs to red
You: suck my nipples
You: squeeze them
Stranger: i m pulling them hard
Stranger: now i m biting ur ass softly
Stranger: its swelling
You: keep going
You: oh hell JUST FUCK M E
Stranger: my tongue is exploring the walss of ur ass
You: oh shit
You: im about to cum
You: fuck me!
Stranger: i m thrusting my mouth deep in ur ass
Stranger: come on
Stranger: shower ur fluid
Stranger: i m liking it
You: btw
You: I'm a dude
You: you're a faggot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I got my salad tossed

[Queequeg]

When you aren't trolling it is possible to learn a lot of random stuff.  Pretty interesting. 

[Admiral Yi]

I got my salad tossed

It was nice of you to let him pop his wad first.

[Tamas]

When you aren't trolling it is possible to learn a lot of random stuff.  Pretty interesting.

Yeah I guess, altough I just can't make myself believe a single word anyone says there. Not that I would mind a 19 years old Japanese girl asking me just "how long it is", but still.

[Queequeg]

When you aren't trolling it is possible to learn a lot of random stuff.  Pretty interesting.

Yeah I guess, altough I just can't make myself believe a single word anyone says there. Not that I would mind a 19 years old Japanese girl asking me just "how long it is", but still.

I think a lot of the trolls are reasonably obvious.  I talked to a Columbia Math student who really seemed to know his shit ,and I've talked to people from Brazil and China who I'm pretty sure were mostly honest. 

[Josquius]

How on earth do you start talking to people seriously on there though?
You get over the ASL then its....err......yeah.....
The only way is the silly way.

[Fireblade]

How on earth do you start talking to people seriously on there though?
You get over the ASL then its....err......yeah.....
The only way is the silly way.

I just added some Brazilian chick I met on there to facebook.



fail?

[ulmont]

I just added some Brazilian chick I met on there to facebook.

You just added someone who could find a picture of a Brazilian chick.  Much like your earlier victims were chatting with Hungarians.

[Fireblade]

I just added some Brazilian chick I met on there to facebook.

You just added someone who could find a picture of a Brazilian chick.  Much like your earlier victims were chatting with Hungarians.

Well, considering her profile was made a year ago, it would have to be one hell of a dedicated troll.

[Queequeg]

How on earth do you start talking to people seriously on there though?
You get over the ASL then its....err......yeah.....
The only way is the silly way.

I just added some Brazilian chick I met on there to facebook.



fail?

LOL is she in London right now? 

She's actually a little cute.  IDK, she might not be showing any of her body for a reason. 

[Fireblade]

LOL is she in London right now? 

She's actually a little cute.  IDK, she might not be showing any of her body for a reason.

Dude, judging by other other pictures, she has a rockin' body.

[Eddie Teach]

LOL is she in London right now? 

She's actually a little cute.  IDK, she might not be showing any of her body for a reason.

Dude, judging by other other pictures, she has a rockin' body.

link us 

[Palisadoes]

Hahahaa! I love it!

[lustindarkness]

I've been working all weekend and you guys having fun trolling strangers. Live is not fair.

[Admiral Yi]

I've been working all weekend and you guys having fun trolling strangers. Live is not fair.

But you got to wear a really cool uniform with bellbottoms and a bib so it evens out.