2014 Election Megathread

[Neil]

Guys, it's all good.  Barack called Senate and House leaders for a meeting Friday.  Maybe he'll even make it a beer summit.  Next two years will be: progress.

Remember when Obama tried to reason with the Russians?  There are some men that you just can't reach.  And really, the Republican leadership is probably a lot less reasonable than Putin.

[CountDeMoney]

Look out, Mrs. derspiess.  Daddy's on his way.

[derspiess]

Holy shit, NBC calls Hogan for MD Governor.  Wonder how people in Fredericktown voted

[CountDeMoney]

The GOP candidate is an FSU grad, made his money in commercial real estate brokerage, founded an anti-tax organization that publishes its own studies pooh-poohing government spending nuisances like schools and roads.  Ick.

Goodbye, schools and roads. 

Ironically, my brother-in-law will be looking for a job now;  he works for the Lt. Governor's office.  IS NO ONE SAFE

[derspiess]

Look out, Mrs. derspiess.  Daddy's on his way.

Tonight I will: let her sleep.  She earned it.

[CountDeMoney]

Holy shit, NBC calls Hogan for MD Governor.  Wonder how people in Fredericktown voted

I'm sure the the Bud Dry is popping all over the Grand Wizard's front yard.

[derspiess]

Holy shit, NBC calls Hogan for MD Governor.  Wonder how people in Fredericktown voted

I'm sure the the Bud Dry is popping all over the Grand Wizard's front yard.

Why ask why?

[garbon]

Holy shit, NBC calls Hogan for MD Governor.  Wonder how people in Fredericktown voted

I'm sure the the Bud Dry is popping all over the Grand Wizard's front yard.

Why ask why?

The only reason a person could possibly not vote for a black candidate is because they are racist.

[CountDeMoney]

The only reason a person could possibly not vote for a black candidate is because they are racist.

I would take you to rural Frederick County, but I wouldn't want to be lynched by association.

[CountDeMoney]

And yet....like a beacon of hope in the darkness...

[derspiess]

At any rate, calling Frederick "Frederickstown" isn't gonna get you many votes there. 

[dps]

And yet....like a beacon of hope in the darkness...

Yeah, I guess a moonbeam could be considered a beacon.

[CountDeMoney]

Oh, and you can totally cancel Martin O'Malley's reservations at the Cedar Rapids Motel 6 for the foreseeable future.  Brown's loss just completely sank his candidacy.

[CountDeMoney]

Yeah, I guess a moonbeam could be considered a beacon.

The man did lines of coke off Linda Ronstadt's body.  What have you done?

[CountDeMoney]

At any rate, calling Frederick "Frederickstown" isn't gonna get you many votes there.

Yeah, what is this, the 1850s?     Newb.