NFL Week 15, so go fuck yourselves

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

I just read an article on the playoff picture at this point, with the Bungles loss last night the Dolphins get the last Wild Card spot if they win their last two, period.  No matter what happens, one of the Ravens or Bungles would be out at that point.

[derspiess]

I just read an article on the playoff picture at this point, with the Bungles loss last night the Dolphins get the last Wild Card spot if they win their last two, period.  No matter what happens, one of the Ravens or Bungles would be out at that point.

Yep.  If the Dolphins win out, they're in.  If the Ravens win out, they're in.  If the Bengals win out, they're in.

[Ed Anger]

We know the Bungles won't win out. Not enough testicular fortitude.

[CountDeMoney]

I don't buy it, and I'm not a Steelers hataholic.  There's no way a head coach casually strolls the field with his back to a play, let alone a big play.

No kidding;  I mean, even if you prefer watching it on the big board, you're intuitively going to be watching from the direction facing the action, if only to avoid getting slaughtered from a hit out of bounds.

And the smirk didn't help him.

[CountDeMoney]

Don't worry, there will be a fine come Tuesday.  How is anyone surprised that the Steelers are only punished after the game ends with monetary concessions demanded?  It's been going on for years and probably will continue to do so.  They don't get the game breaking or changing penalties against them, nor loss of draft picks, nor suspensions, just fines.  Fines which are a total joke compared to the other alternatives.

Careful, BA.  Talk like that, and Languish will get you lumped in with the tin foil brigade, commanded by me.

[CountDeMoney]

We know the Bungles won't win out. Not enough testicular fortitude.

I think the Ravens definitely have the harder road to hoe.  Could be all over tonight;  they have enough problems on the road, a shitty record against the Lions...and put it on Monday night?  Gack.

[Ed Anger]

I'm trolling DerCato, Censor of the Bengals Fandom.

[CountDeMoney]

I'm trolling DerCato, Censor of the Bengals Fandom.

You sir, have no NFL allegiances;  because you had forsaken Bernie and the Martyball of our youth, you're foerever trapped in the Cincinnati orbit, unable to escape Newton's Law of Universal Gravitation between Turk Schonert's and derspiess' foreheads. 

But you'd root for a wet tampon if somebody threw it against the wall and put a red sweater vest and headset on it.  You dishonorable fag.

[Neil]

I believe in the Ravens.  It'll be tough, but if they keep Chykie Brown off the field, they can do it.

[CountDeMoney]

Ugh, going to be a long night.

[Neil]

Never mind.  It's decided.

[Ed Anger]

I'm trolling DerCato, Censor of the Bengals Fandom.

You sir, have no NFL allegiances;  because you had forsaken Bernie and the Martyball of our youth, you're foerever trapped in the Cincinnati orbit, unable to escape Newton's Law of Universal Gravitation between Turk Schonert's and derspiess' foreheads. 

But you'd root for a wet tampon if somebody threw it against the wall and put a red sweater vest and headset on it.  You dishonorable fag.

[CountDeMoney]

Never mind.  It's decided.

Just too fast.  The Ratbirds are on the wrong side of the track meet tonight, man.

[Neil]

I guess Elam's 'old' talk has Johnson rattled.

[CountDeMoney]

Oh, Good Lord.  They're acting like it's Watergate.

That's for the PI that wasn't called before the half and they gave a 15 yard helmet contact call instead.  Even Stevens, Chuckie.