Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

[grumbler]

Reading comprehension fail, Timmay.  I don't like Ulysses.

The reading comprehension fail was yours, though.  Ulysses was written by Tennyson thousands of years after the Odyssey was written.

Though Ulysses could be awesome as cyberpunk:

It little profits that an idle CPU
By this still memory, among this barren code,
Matched with an agèd RAM, I write and dole
Unequal worms unto savage viri,
That rewrite drives, and replicate, and email themselves, and know not me.

[Darth Wagtaros]

Fuck.  I had forgotten all about this monstrosity.  Damn you Tim!

[Eddie Teach]

I read that Pride and Prejudice and Zombies book. The idea would have worked better with a shorter work imo.