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Started by jimmy olsen, April 27, 2010, 01:37:26 AM

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dps

Quote from: Neil on April 28, 2010, 04:09:54 PM
Quote from: dps on April 28, 2010, 04:03:25 PM
Quote from: Jaron on April 27, 2010, 07:01:23 PM
Tim Burton hasn't made a good movie!

FYP
Fuck you.  Batman ruled.

Burton wasn't really the guy who made that one.  He got the credit, but it wasn't really his movie.

grumbler

Quote from: dps on April 28, 2010, 04:12:47 PM
Burton wasn't really the guy who made that one.  He got the credit, but it wasn't really his movie.
So his good movies were not "really his" but the bad ones were?  :P

Edward Scissorhands and Ed Wood were good movies, as was Batman already noted.  Lotsa drek as well, for sure.
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!

Eddie Teach

Quote from: Burton's director credits at IMDBFrankenweenie (2011) (pre-production)
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
... aka "Alice in Wonderland: An IMAX 3D Experience" - USA (IMAX version)
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)
... aka "Sweeney Todd" - USA (short title)
Cinema16: American Short Films (2006) (V)
Corpse Bride (2005)
... aka "Tim Burton's Corpse Bride" - Singapore (English title), USA (complete title)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
... aka "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: The IMAX Experience" - USA (IMAX version)
Big Fish (2003)
Planet of the Apes (2001)
The World of Stainboy (2000)
... aka "Stainboy" - USA (alternative title)
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Mars Attacks! (1996)
Ed Wood (1994)
Batman Returns (1992)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Batman (1989)
Beetle Juice (1988)
... aka "Beetlejuice" - USA (alternative spelling), USA (DVD title)
"Faerie Tale Theatre" (1 episode, 1986)
... aka "Shelley Duvall's Faerie Tale Theatre" - USA (alternative title)
    - Aladdin and His Wonderful Lamp (1986) TV episode
"Alfred Hitchcock Presents" (1 episode, 1986)
    - The Jar (1986) TV episode
Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Frankenweenie (1984)
Vincent (1982)
Luau (1982)
Hansel and Gretel (1982/II) (TV)
Doctor of Doom (1979)
Stalk of the Celery (1979)
... aka "Stalk of the Celery Monster" - USA (alternative title)
The Island of Doctor Agor (1971)

Hmmm, Jaron may be on to something, though I thought Corpse Bride and Big Fish were ok and haven't seen Alice yet.

His first credit appears to be a film made when he was 13.  :lol:
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grumbler

Quote from: Neil on April 28, 2010, 03:19:18 PM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on April 28, 2010, 12:52:42 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 28, 2010, 11:08:34 AM
I would consider sci-fi, space opera, cyberpunk, post-apocalyptic, super-hero and high fantasy to be fiction genres spawned out of the 20th century, although I suppose one could group them all under an 'adventure' genre.
Most of those genres can be found in the Odyssey.  In truth, there haven't been any new genres in a few thousand years.
I must have missed the part where Odysseus battled the Cyberspace Klingons.
"It was all written in the Odyssey" is just another way of saying "I don't understand what you guys are talking about but want to sound smart anyway."  :P
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!

frunk

I'd say he's always been spotty, but his good work is still well worth the time. 

Excellent:
Sweeney Todd (mostly riding on Sondheim here)
Big Fish
Ed Wood
Pee Wee's Big Adventure

Good:
Corpse Bride
Batman Returns
Edward Scissorhands
Batman
Beetle Juice

Middling/Uneven:
Alice in Wonderland
Sleepy Hollow

Bad:
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Planet of the Apes
Mars Attacks!

jimmy olsen

Quote from: Neil on April 28, 2010, 11:08:34 AM
Quote from: grumbler on April 28, 2010, 08:50:40 AM
Quote from: Neil on April 28, 2010, 08:41:03 AM
I don't know about that.  The 20th century was full of new genres.
Depending on what you call a genre, I suppose you are correct.  Let me change that to "decade or so" then.  :P
I can accept that.

I would consider sci-fi, space opera, cyberpunk, post-apocalyptic, super-hero and high fantasy to be fiction genres spawned out of the 20th century, although I suppose one could group them all under an 'adventure' genre.
Aren't space opera and cyberpunk just sub-genres of sci-fi?
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Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Viking

Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 28, 2010, 06:39:56 PM
Aren't space opera and cyberpunk just sub-genres of sci-fi?

They are related in the sense that they all use a high tech future as the backdrop and/or as a plot device for their stories.
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First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

The Minsky Moment

Quote from: Neil on April 28, 2010, 03:19:18 PM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on April 28, 2010, 12:52:42 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 28, 2010, 11:08:34 AM
I would consider sci-fi, space opera, cyberpunk, post-apocalyptic, super-hero and high fantasy to be fiction genres spawned out of the 20th century, although I suppose one could group them all under an 'adventure' genre.
Most of those genres can be found in the Odyssey.  In truth, there haven't been any new genres in a few thousand years.
I must have missed the part where Odysseus battled the Cyberspace Klingons.

It translates differently into ancient Greek.  And they used different costume and set designers.
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jimmy olsen

The Odyssey is best read in the original Klingon.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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The Brain

Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Scipio

Quote from: Savonarola on April 28, 2010, 03:15:36 PM
Quote from: frunk on April 28, 2010, 02:42:29 PM
Now I want to see the Odyssey redone as Cyberpunk.

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of Doritos on which a slender programming manual and a list of passwords lay crossed. A yellow bathrobe, unfasted, was was sustained gently behind him on the stale morning air. He held his hand aloft to the color of a television tuned to a dead channel sky and intoned:

—Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,.

Halted, he peered down the dark winding stairs and called out coarsely:

—Come up, Kinch! Come up, you fearful cyborg!

Better than the original, fortunately.  Although that's not hard.
What I speak out of my mouth is the truth.  It burns like fire.
-Jose Canseco

There you go, giving a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck.
-Every cop, The Wire

"It is always good to be known for one's Krapp."
-John Hurt

jimmy olsen

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Scipio

Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 30, 2010, 07:00:24 AM
Quote from: The Brain on April 29, 2010, 01:07:16 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 28, 2010, 07:34:10 PM
The Odyssey is best read in the original Klingon.

:hug:
:hug:

You don't like the Odyssey, Scipio? WTF!
Reading comprehension fail, Timmay.  I don't like Ulysses.
What I speak out of my mouth is the truth.  It burns like fire.
-Jose Canseco

There you go, giving a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck.
-Every cop, The Wire

"It is always good to be known for one's Krapp."
-John Hurt

jimmy olsen

Quote from: Scipio on April 30, 2010, 07:08:10 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 30, 2010, 07:00:24 AM
Quote from: The Brain on April 29, 2010, 01:07:16 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 28, 2010, 07:34:10 PM
The Odyssey is best read in the original Klingon.

:hug:
:hug:

You don't like the Odyssey, Scipio? WTF!
Reading comprehension fail, Timmay.  I don't like Ulysses.
Ah, well I never read it. No wonder  I couldn't figure out what passage he was referencing. :blush:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Savonarola

Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 30, 2010, 07:17:04 AM
Ah, well I never read it. No wonder  I couldn't figure out what passage he was referencing. :blush:

There's also a clever reference to Neuromancer and Lord of the Rings in there.  It's an interextual Geek epic.
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock