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derspiess

#56565
June 02, 2016, 12:39:36 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 02, 2016, 11:42:37 AM
Wife and daughter are in Argentina?

Yeah, just you and Tommy all summer does sound "interesting".  Good luck!

No, they're here.  Wife works a regular office job during the day and daughter is in pre-school/day care.  I briefly toyed with the idea of keeping the daughter home for the summer, but at 5 years old she's just way too high maintenance for me to get any work done. 

Tommy by himself is pretty easy to deal with and I can have a normal work day as long as I can keep him from getting bored.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

garbon

#56566
June 02, 2016, 12:46:42 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 27, 2016, 05:59:07 AM
Quote from: Tyr on April 27, 2016, 05:48:01 AM
It seems BHS is going bankrupt.
Don't care about that shop. I'm not its audience.
But still...damn. the death of the high street continues. I really fear for the future

That shop is truly dreadful.

Apparently there will be a government inquiry into its failure. Umm, it failed because people didn't want to shop there. :huh:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

KRonn

#56567
June 02, 2016, 01:09:29 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 02, 2016, 08:11:38 AM
So my son is staying home with me all summer as I work from home.  This should be interesting.

Take your child to work days...all summer.    :)

Josquius

#56568
June 02, 2016, 01:29:48 PM
Quote from: garbon on June 02, 2016, 12:46:42 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 27, 2016, 05:59:07 AM
Quote from: Tyr on April 27, 2016, 05:48:01 AM
It seems BHS is going bankrupt.
Don't care about that shop. I'm not its audience.
But still...damn. the death of the high street continues. I really fear for the future

That shop is truly dreadful.

Apparently there will be a government inquiry into its failure. Umm, it failed because people didn't want to shop there. :huh:

No. It was doing fine and profitable until it was taken over. Then things went awry. Not the first time such a thing has happened in Britain. Good to see something happening over it
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garbon

#56569
June 02, 2016, 01:45:12 PM
Yeah tax money hard at work...
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

MadBurgerMaker

#56570
June 02, 2016, 08:15:13 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 02, 2016, 11:34:10 AM
A photo of Angela Merkel's aircraft.  :P

They should get a B-52 for the next Ed Force One. 

derspiess

#56571
June 03, 2016, 12:00:45 AM
One of the odd effects of your wife buying you a beer fridge for your garage is that you want to spend all your time in the garage.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

jimmy olsen

#56572
June 03, 2016, 05:52:19 AM
Dad gets some decent air on that leap, especially given his weight,

http://www.nbcnews.com/video/victim-s-dad-lunges-at-her-smirking-killer-in-court-698068035581
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Victim's Dad Lunges at Her Smirking Killer in Court

Thu, Jun 02

Chaos erupted in an Ohio courtroom when a grieving father leaped at his daughter's kille

The story can be read here

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3621174/Ohio-man-sentenced-killing-3-women-wrapped-bags.html?ITO=1490
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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derspiess

#56573
June 03, 2016, 10:45:43 AM
I tell ya, when you can get a campus feminazi to freak out like this, you must be doing something right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3hQlskyVBQ
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

garbon

#56574
June 03, 2016, 11:08:48 AM
Quote from: derspiess on June 03, 2016, 10:45:43 AM
I tell ya, when you can get a campus feminazi to freak out like this, you must be doing something right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3hQlskyVBQ

What is this something and is it something that one should be doing? :unsure:

Anyway, the chick behind the camera in the clip after the screamer is an idiot.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Valmy

#56575
June 03, 2016, 11:11:04 AM
Quote from: garbon on June 03, 2016, 11:08:48 AM
What is this something and is it something that one should be doing? :unsure:

Naming your talk 'Feminism is Cancer' I presume.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

derspiess

#56576
June 03, 2016, 11:13:56 AM
Milo really, really knows how to get under certain peoples' skin.  I understand why Marti likes him so much.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

The Brain

#56577
June 03, 2016, 11:15:43 AM
Quote from: derspiess on June 03, 2016, 11:13:56 AM
Milo really, really knows how to get under certain peoples' skin.  I understand why Marti likes him so much.

All it takes is having a pen... oh, right.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

garbon

#56578
June 03, 2016, 11:23:13 AM
Quote from: derspiess on June 03, 2016, 11:13:56 AM
Milo really, really knows how to get under certain peoples' skin.  I understand why Marti likes him so much.

I guess men remain immature their whole lifetimes?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Valmy

#56579
June 03, 2016, 11:24:57 AM
Quote from: derspiess on June 03, 2016, 11:13:56 AM
Milo really, really knows how to get under certain peoples' skin.  I understand why Marti likes him so much.

Oh like its hard to get those people upset.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."
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