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derspiess

#56565
June 02, 2016, 12:39:36 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 02, 2016, 11:42:37 AM
Wife and daughter are in Argentina?

Yeah, just you and Tommy all summer does sound "interesting".  Good luck!

No, they're here.  Wife works a regular office job during the day and daughter is in pre-school/day care.  I briefly toyed with the idea of keeping the daughter home for the summer, but at 5 years old she's just way too high maintenance for me to get any work done. 

Tommy by himself is pretty easy to deal with and I can have a normal work day as long as I can keep him from getting bored.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

garbon

#56566
June 02, 2016, 12:46:42 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 27, 2016, 05:59:07 AM
Quote from: Tyr on April 27, 2016, 05:48:01 AM
It seems BHS is going bankrupt.
Don't care about that shop. I'm not its audience.
But still...damn. the death of the high street continues. I really fear for the future

That shop is truly dreadful.

Apparently there will be a government inquiry into its failure. Umm, it failed because people didn't want to shop there. :huh:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

KRonn

#56567
June 02, 2016, 01:09:29 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 02, 2016, 08:11:38 AM
So my son is staying home with me all summer as I work from home.  This should be interesting.

Take your child to work days...all summer.    :)

Josquius

#56568
June 02, 2016, 01:29:48 PM
Quote from: garbon on June 02, 2016, 12:46:42 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 27, 2016, 05:59:07 AM
Quote from: Tyr on April 27, 2016, 05:48:01 AM
It seems BHS is going bankrupt.
Don't care about that shop. I'm not its audience.
But still...damn. the death of the high street continues. I really fear for the future

That shop is truly dreadful.

Apparently there will be a government inquiry into its failure. Umm, it failed because people didn't want to shop there. :huh:

No. It was doing fine and profitable until it was taken over. Then things went awry. Not the first time such a thing has happened in Britain. Good to see something happening over it
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garbon

#56569
June 02, 2016, 01:45:12 PM
Yeah tax money hard at work...
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

MadBurgerMaker

#56570
June 02, 2016, 08:15:13 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 02, 2016, 11:34:10 AM
A photo of Angela Merkel's aircraft.  :P

They should get a B-52 for the next Ed Force One. 

derspiess

#56571
June 03, 2016, 12:00:45 AM
One of the odd effects of your wife buying you a beer fridge for your garage is that you want to spend all your time in the garage.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

jimmy olsen

#56572
June 03, 2016, 05:52:19 AM
Dad gets some decent air on that leap, especially given his weight,

http://www.nbcnews.com/video/victim-s-dad-lunges-at-her-smirking-killer-in-court-698068035581
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Victim's Dad Lunges at Her Smirking Killer in Court

Thu, Jun 02

Chaos erupted in an Ohio courtroom when a grieving father leaped at his daughter's kille

The story can be read here

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3621174/Ohio-man-sentenced-killing-3-women-wrapped-bags.html?ITO=1490
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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derspiess

#56573
June 03, 2016, 10:45:43 AM
I tell ya, when you can get a campus feminazi to freak out like this, you must be doing something right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3hQlskyVBQ
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

garbon

#56574
June 03, 2016, 11:08:48 AM
Quote from: derspiess on June 03, 2016, 10:45:43 AM
I tell ya, when you can get a campus feminazi to freak out like this, you must be doing something right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3hQlskyVBQ

What is this something and is it something that one should be doing? :unsure:

Anyway, the chick behind the camera in the clip after the screamer is an idiot.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Valmy

#56575
June 03, 2016, 11:11:04 AM
Quote from: garbon on June 03, 2016, 11:08:48 AM
What is this something and is it something that one should be doing? :unsure:

Naming your talk 'Feminism is Cancer' I presume.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

QuoteAs democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

H.L. Mencken

derspiess

#56576
June 03, 2016, 11:13:56 AM
Milo really, really knows how to get under certain peoples' skin.  I understand why Marti likes him so much.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

The Brain

#56577
June 03, 2016, 11:15:43 AM
Quote from: derspiess on June 03, 2016, 11:13:56 AM
Milo really, really knows how to get under certain peoples' skin.  I understand why Marti likes him so much.

All it takes is having a pen... oh, right.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

garbon

#56578
June 03, 2016, 11:23:13 AM
Quote from: derspiess on June 03, 2016, 11:13:56 AM
Milo really, really knows how to get under certain peoples' skin.  I understand why Marti likes him so much.

I guess men remain immature their whole lifetimes?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Valmy

#56579
June 03, 2016, 11:24:57 AM
Quote from: derspiess on June 03, 2016, 11:13:56 AM
Milo really, really knows how to get under certain peoples' skin.  I understand why Marti likes him so much.

Oh like its hard to get those people upset.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

QuoteAs democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

H.L. Mencken
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