The Off Topic Topic

[Ed Anger]

And they are that hyped up because the only all soccer channel I know here is Fox Soccer...and that Fox says it all...

I'd rather have some angry feminist channel than that shitty soccer channel. Nobody gives a flying fuck or it wouldn't be buried on 619 on DirectTV.

[derspiess]

Made the mistake of going to Kmart to pick up some power steering fluid.  On the way in I saw a young pregnant girl smoking a cigarette.  Nearly lost it.

[Ed Anger]

Made the mistake of going to Kmart to pick up some power steering fluid.  On the way in I saw a young pregnant girl smoking a cigarette.  Nearly lost it.

Hot.

[FunkMonk]

And they are that hyped up because the only all soccer channel I know here is Fox Soccer...and that Fox says it all...

I'd rather have some angry feminist channel than that shitty soccer channel. Nobody gives a flying fuck or it wouldn't be buried on 619 on DirectTV.

Too many useless channels. Hundreds will be purged when I assume chairmanship of the FCC.

[Ed Anger]

And they are that hyped up because the only all soccer channel I know here is Fox Soccer...and that Fox says it all...

I'd rather have some angry feminist channel than that shitty soccer channel. Nobody gives a flying fuck or it wouldn't be buried on 619 on DirectTV.

Too many useless channels. Hundreds will be purged when I assume chairmanship of the FCC.

I went through the lineups and just started blocking them.

The Homo channel? Gone
Fox soccer? Gone
Fuel and G4, the channels for 14-18 year old retards? Gone

Noggin... ADDED TO FAVORITES. BLUES CLUES IS ON!

[FunkMonk]

G4 does have one thing for it:

[katmai]

Yeah but Ed's balls are in his wife's purse now so he doesn't care.

[Josephus]

Made the mistake of going to Kmart to pick up some power steering fluid.  On the way in I saw a young pregnant girl smoking a cigarette.  Nearly lost it.

Did I ever mention I once saw a teenage mom feeding her one-year-old kid a bottle?


The bottle had Coke (or Pepsi) in it.

[Ed Anger]

Yeah but Ed's balls are in his wife's purse now so he doesn't care.

At least somebody is fondling my balls on a daily basis.

[Ed Anger]

G4 does have one thing for it:

That might have been funny. When I was 15.

[PDH]

Made the mistake of going to Kmart to pick up some power steering fluid.  On the way in I saw a young pregnant girl smoking a cigarette.  Nearly lost it.

That is the reason why America is failing now. Back in the 50s and 60s women were required to smoke when pregnant. We have become a weak nation.

[Ed Anger]

I give my children crack.

[katmai]

Well you are from Ohio.

[Ed Anger]

Well you are from Ohio.

Meth is the drug of choice here.

[katmai]

Well you are from Ohio.

Meth is the drug of choice here.

Yeah same for up here.