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lustindarkness

Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 14, 2013, 10:39:51 AM
Hott chicks?  I see maybe 3 keepers in the whole gaggle.



Why would you want to keep them?  :wacko:
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derspiess

Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 14, 2013, 10:39:51 AM
Hott chicks?  I see maybe 3 keepers in the whole gaggle.



That's a bit harsh.  They're all goddesses compared to what I work with.
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Ed Anger

Quote from: lustindarkness on November 14, 2013, 10:42:21 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 14, 2013, 10:39:51 AM
Hott chicks?  I see maybe 3 keepers in the whole gaggle.



Why would you want to keep them?  :wacko:

I keep them in Pokeballs.
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Grey Fox

Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 14, 2013, 10:39:51 AM
Hott chicks?  I see maybe 3 keepers in the whole gaggle.

:lol:

Internet standards bias. You would fuck all of them & you know it.
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Quote from: derspiess on November 14, 2013, 10:42:24 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 14, 2013, 10:39:51 AM
Hott chicks?  I see maybe 3 keepers in the whole gaggle.



That's a bit harsh.  They're all goddesses compared to what I work with.

Heh same here. Lawyers, support staff - not many attractive options.

Though I did have an odd experience - I find the secretary who works across from me very attractive, distractingly so. Yet somehow familiar. Then it dawned on me - she looks very much like my wife: same age, same body type, same hair colour, etc.  :lol:

I guess I have a type.
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Admiral Yi

Quote from: Grey Fox on November 14, 2013, 10:44:21 AM
:lol:

Internet standards bias. You would fuck all of them & you know it.

I beg to differ.  There's a whole lot o plain going on in that office. 

Look past the first row, which is relatively well stocked, and you'll see what I mean.

They do all have upper middle class hair though.

Grey Fox

Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 14, 2013, 10:49:23 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on November 14, 2013, 10:44:21 AM
:lol:

Internet standards bias. You would fuck all of them & you know it.

I beg to differ.  There's a whole lot o plain going on in that office. 

Look past the first row, which is relatively well stocked, and you'll see what I mean.

They do all have upper middle class hair though.

Business Managers 5 yes, 1 maybe /6
Account Managers 2 yes, 1 maybe  /5
Support Team 7 yes /10
Sales 1 yes /1
Account Support 2 yes /3
Management 3 yes /3
Senior Management Garbon approve, Grallon runs away /4
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Admiral Yi

Quote from: Grey Fox on November 14, 2013, 10:55:25 AM
Business Managers 5 yes, 1 maybe /6
Account Managers 2 yes, 1 maybe  /5
Support Team 7 yes /10
Sales 1 yes /1
Account Support 2 yes /3
Management 3 yes /3
Senior Management Garbon approve, Grallon runs away /4

Honestly makes no sense to me.  Especially as you live in une ville pleine de otties.

Maybe being a Frenchican there's something similar to the way black guys are attracted to fugly white girls.  :P

Or maybe you have a thing for nice hair. :hmm:

Grey Fox

I like blondes, I like the girl next door look?

Also, they are mostly all white.
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garbon

Quote from: Grey Fox on November 14, 2013, 11:03:59 AM
I like blondes, I like the girl next door look?

Also, they are mostly all white.

:rolleyes:
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derspiess

Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 14, 2013, 10:49:23 AM
I beg to differ.  There's a whole lot o plain going on in that office. 

Look past the first row, which is relatively well stocked, and you'll see what I mean.

They do all have upper middle class hair though.

There are a few unattractive ones, but compared to most places I've worked (particularly where I am now, as I mentioned), it's a very good group overall. 

And yes, good hair goes a long way with me. 
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Grey Fox

Sure, with half the forum having Asian female fever, it's a gay guy that's rolling his eyes.

:rolleyes:
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garbon

Quote from: Grey Fox on November 14, 2013, 11:14:23 AM
Sure, with half the forum having Asian female fever, it's a gay guy that's rolling his eyes.

:rolleyes:

Pretty sure I called people out on that in the past too. :P
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