The Off Topic Topic

[derspiess]

I caught two little shits attempting to hang a cat by its neck over a chain link fence with a rope once; walked one of the little bastards to his house so he could explain what he did to his mother.
Moms filed a discourtesy report on me.

Did it contain something to the effect of her baby not ever doin' nuffin' like that?

[CountDeMoney]

Something like that, yeah.

[Jacob]

Something like that, yeah.

You know, it's not surprising you turned into the misanthrope you are today.

[Ideologue]

You write okay, but when I notice unnecessary verbiage, there is clearly some kinks that need to be worked out.  Also, my impression is that your scholarship blows due to your biases, erupting upon the page as they do into total apologiae, if not straight-up Civil War fan fiction; this also means your education blows, because you're not having your biases beaten out of you.

He's not a serious scholar though.  He doesn't really care about his scholarship.

Then at least he's in line with society.

[Ideologue]

Something like that, yeah.

Do you think you could have gotten away with executing him on the spot, like a Mega City One judge?  If so, do you not regret your Mike-esque half-measure?

[CountDeMoney]

Something like that, yeah.

Do you think you could have gotten away with executing him on the spot, like a Mega City One judge?  If so, do you not regret your Mike-esque half-measure?

I just have to content myself with the very real possibility that those kids are either in prison or dead by now.

[Josquius]

His owner was detained but will not be charged with a crime because he may have dementia, officials said. He told investigators he didn't want the dog but didn't know what to do with him.

No excuse, hang the fucker. Did he have a top hat and curly moustache per chance?

And lol at the Jedi dog.

[Capetan Mihali]

I've got the goddamned fucking "Skidamarink ee-dink ee-dink, skidamarink ee-doo" song stuck in my head for unknown reasons.   

[Neil]

Something like that, yeah.

You know, it's not surprising you turned into the misanthrope you are today.

Anyone who works around people gets that way.

If I only had the weaponry, I'd have them all culled.

[Ideologue]

Something like that, yeah.

You know, it's not surprising you turned into the misanthrope you are today.

Anyone who works around people gets that way.

If I only had the weaponry, I'd have them all culled.

A force of B-29s?

[Neil]

Something like that, yeah.

You know, it's not surprising you turned into the misanthrope you are today.

Anyone who works around people gets that way.

If I only had the weaponry, I'd have them all culled.

A force of B-29s?

Not enough.  Besides, air bombing isn't deadly enough to destroy mankind.  Some things are better done with small arms, or atomics if you're short on time.

[Capetan Mihali]

I presume Asmer is supposed to mean Asthma.

Sucks to your assmar, Piggy!

[Liep]

Locked out teachers demonstrating in front of parliament. 2 weeks so far of empty schools.

[Jacob]

Parkour dog jumping and generally carrying on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MdT1UqlwDOI

[derspiess]

I've got the goddamned fucking "Skidamarink ee-dink ee-dink, skidamarink ee-doo" song stuck in my head for unknown reasons.   

My daughter tortures me with that song when she watches it 5 times in a row on youtube.