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#14535
March 06, 2012, 09:53:22 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 06, 2012, 09:47:15 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 06, 2012, 09:44:41 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 06, 2012, 09:38:51 PM
I'm going to see lesbian comediennes tomorrow night. :hmm:

Hopefully they look like lesbians. Hot chicks are bad at comedy.

You would so do Lisa Lampanelli in a heartbeat.  Don't lie.

If she is the best example peters point is proven beyond a doubt.

Razgovory

#14536
March 06, 2012, 10:14:14 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 06, 2012, 09:44:41 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 06, 2012, 09:38:51 PM
I'm going to see lesbian comediennes tomorrow night. :hmm:

Hopefully they look like lesbians. Hot chicks are bad at comedy.

God, I once saw Margret Cho.  It was like getting a root canal.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Barrister

#14537
March 06, 2012, 10:30:42 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 06, 2012, 10:14:14 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 06, 2012, 09:44:41 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 06, 2012, 09:38:51 PM
I'm going to see lesbian comediennes tomorrow night. :hmm:

Hopefully they look like lesbians. Hot chicks are bad at comedy.

God, I once saw Margret Cho.  It was like getting a root canal.

I just had a root canal.

I'll take an unfunny comedienne any day.
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Caliga

#14538
March 06, 2012, 10:32:40 PM
I had a root canal once.  It was fun. :)  I guess the part where the drill bit broke off and got lodged in my root wasn't so fun, but everything else: :thumbsup:
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HVC

#14539
March 06, 2012, 10:57:42 PM
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Barrister

#14540
March 06, 2012, 11:25:42 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 06, 2012, 10:32:40 PM
I had a root canal once.  It was fun. :)  I guess the part where the drill bit broke off and got lodged in my root wasn't so fun, but everything else: :thumbsup:

Do you want to know the funniest part of my root canal?

After three hours in the chair, digging and scraping, they put in a temporary cap and get me to come back in a week.

When I come back in a week, the dentist tells me - you know, I'm not really happy with that root canal - we're going to have to go in and re-do it.  :bleeding:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

garbon

#14541
March 06, 2012, 11:26:52 PM
Quote from: Barrister on March 06, 2012, 11:25:42 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 06, 2012, 10:32:40 PM
I had a root canal once.  It was fun. :)  I guess the part where the drill bit broke off and got lodged in my root wasn't so fun, but everything else: :thumbsup:

Do you want to know the funniest part of my root canal?

After three hours in the chair, digging and scraping, they put in a temporary cap and get me to come back in a week.

When I come back in a week, the dentist tells me - you know, I'm not really happy with that root canal - we're going to have to go in and re-do it.  :bleeding:

Canadian medicine. :(
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Caliga

#14542
March 07, 2012, 07:37:43 AM
My root canal was done in two parts, too.  But the drill bit thing was the only screw-up. :hmm:
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Razgovory

#14543
March 07, 2012, 09:10:28 AM
Quote from: Barrister on March 06, 2012, 10:30:42 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 06, 2012, 10:14:14 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 06, 2012, 09:44:41 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 06, 2012, 09:38:51 PM
I'm going to see lesbian comediennes tomorrow night. :hmm:

Hopefully they look like lesbians. Hot chicks are bad at comedy.

God, I once saw Margret Cho.  It was like getting a root canal.

I just had a root canal.

I'll take an unfunny comedienne any day.

I still remember every agonizing moment of Cho.  I've mostly forgotten about dental surgeries.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Ed Anger

#14544
March 07, 2012, 09:13:44 AM
I call your Cho and raise you Paula Poundstone.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Razgovory

#14545
March 07, 2012, 09:21:35 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 07, 2012, 09:13:44 AM
I call your Cho and raise you Paula Poundstone.

Ouch.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

CountDeMoney

#14546
March 07, 2012, 09:22:42 AM
My God, the turd I just dropped.  It was as if it had wooden fins on it, and blocked the harbor for 4 flushes.

PDH

#14547
March 07, 2012, 09:59:08 AM
The Tallboy Bomb was never an easy drop.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Ed Anger

#14548
March 07, 2012, 10:04:36 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 07, 2012, 09:21:35 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 07, 2012, 09:13:44 AM
I call your Cho and raise you Paula Poundstone.

Ouch.

I'm holding a Rita Rudner and and the entire "Queens of Comedy" in reserve.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Ed Anger

#14549
March 07, 2012, 10:04:59 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 07, 2012, 09:22:42 AM
My God, the turd I just dropped.  It was as if it had wooden fins on it, and blocked the harbor for 4 flushes.

:pinch:
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive
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