The Off Topic Topic

[Ideologue]

Occupation:        Equal Opportunity Specialist
                   GS-0360-09

Your application will not be considered at the present time due to the availability of disabled preference-eligible veterans.  Based on the number of vacancies to be filled, it is unlikely that other candidates will be considered.

I understand.  I'm sure the guy who got his dick blown off by brown people is likely to be at least as committed to equal opportunity.

[MadImmortalMan]

Quotas and preferences are evil.

[garbon]

[HVC]

Occupation:        Equal Opportunity Specialist
                   GS-0360-09

Your application will not be considered at the present time due to the availability of disabled preference-eligible veterans.  Based on the number of vacancies to be filled, it is unlikely that other candidates will be considered.

I understand.  I'm sure the guy who got his dick blown off by brown people is likely to be at least as committed to equal opportunity.

probably refused to give the recruiter water at your restuarant

[Ideologue]

IT DRIVES DOWN TIPS

[HVC]

IT DRIVES DOWN TIPS

[DGuller]

Occupation:        Equal Opportunity Specialist
                   GS-0360-09

Your application will not be considered at the present time due to the availability of disabled preference-eligible veterans.  Based on the number of vacancies to be filled, it is unlikely that other candidates will be considered.

I understand.  I'm sure the guy who got his dick blown off by brown people is likely to be at least as committed to equal opportunity.

And the name of the occupation is just a coup-de-grace Orwellian kick in the balls.

[Ideologue]

That rejection letter's got layers.

[Malthus]

Occupation:        Equal Opportunity Specialist
                   GS-0360-09

Your application will not be considered at the present time due to the availability of disabled preference-eligible veterans.  Based on the number of vacancies to be filled, it is unlikely that other candidates will be considered.

I understand.  I'm sure the guy who got his dick blown off by brown people is likely to be at least as committed to equal opportunity.

And the name of the occupation is just a coup-de-grace Orwellian kick in the balls.

[Iormlund]

I'm guessing this one might have already been posted at Languish, but speaking of Orwellian kicks in the balls ...

[Ideologue]

All I see is an ellipsis.

[CountDeMoney]

Occupation:        Equal Opportunity Specialist
                   GS-0360-09

Your application will not be considered at the present time due to the availability of disabled preference-eligible veterans.  Based on the number of vacancies to be filled, it is unlikely that other candidates will be considered.

I understand.  I'm sure the guy who got his dick blown off by brown people is likely to be at least as committed to equal opportunity.

Point of Ironical Perspective Procedure: the EEOC is only slightly larger than the Securities and Exchange Commission.

You're better off applying to the Chicago Bears.

[jimmy olsen]

 

"My husband went down to the bottom of the garden to dig up some carrots to have with our dinner, when he keeled over from a heart attack!"

"What happened?"

"It was terrible. We had to open a tin of peas."

[katmai]

Animal House is going to Broadway as musical with Barenaked Ladies providing the original music.

[Eddie Teach]

 

Sounds horrible.