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AnchorClanker

#10590
September 22, 2011, 07:41:28 PM
Quote from: HVC on September 22, 2011, 06:59:15 PM
And even after millinia of warnings men still get married. Tsk tsk :D

Some would starve, had they not married.
The final wisdom of life requires not the annulment of incongruity but the achievement of serenity within and above it.  - Reinhold Niebuhr

jimmy olsen

#10591
September 22, 2011, 07:56:35 PM
My last class 41% failed. <_<


It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

HVC

#10592
September 22, 2011, 08:06:11 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 22, 2011, 07:56:35 PM
My last class 41% failed. <_<



there are no bad students, only bad teachers :contract: :P

who are your students? i mean like first year, more advanced?
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Eddie Teach

#10593
September 22, 2011, 09:21:04 PM
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

garbon

#10594
September 22, 2011, 09:33:24 PM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

garbon

#10595
September 22, 2011, 09:34:12 PM
Quote from: AnchorClanker on September 22, 2011, 07:41:28 PM
Quote from: HVC on September 22, 2011, 06:59:15 PM
And even after millinia of warnings men still get married. Tsk tsk :D

Some would starve, had they not married.

In this 21st century of ours, is it no longer possible to milk the cow without buying it? :hmm:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Ideologue

#10596
September 22, 2011, 09:51:31 PM
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Razgovory

#10597
September 22, 2011, 09:52:48 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 22, 2011, 07:56:35 PM
My last class 41% failed. <_<

Did you grade on a curve?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Eddie Teach

#10598
September 22, 2011, 09:54:14 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 22, 2011, 09:51:31 PM
Yeah, reward the cyrilliterate.

Pffft, I actually got your reference.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Ideologue

#10599
September 22, 2011, 09:56:22 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 22, 2011, 09:54:14 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 22, 2011, 09:51:31 PM
Yeah, reward the cyrilliterate.

Pffft, I actually got your reference.

Yeah, but I got to invent a portmanteau.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Habbaku

#10600
September 22, 2011, 10:21:07 PM
I could go for some port, man.
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

CountDeMoney

#10601
September 22, 2011, 10:25:07 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on September 22, 2011, 10:21:07 PM
I could go for some port, man.

Fucking portheads.  :rolleyes:

garbon

#10602
September 22, 2011, 10:34:40 PM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

jimmy olsen

#10603
September 22, 2011, 10:51:48 PM
Quote from: HVC on September 22, 2011, 08:06:11 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 22, 2011, 07:56:35 PM
My last class 41% failed. <_<



there are no bad students, only bad teachers :contract: :P

who are your students? i mean like first year, more advanced?
Yup, Ms. Li is the worst teacher I know.

2nd year middle school, low level.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
--------------------------------------------
1 Karma Chameleon point

Ideologue

#10604
September 22, 2011, 11:31:54 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 22, 2011, 10:51:48 PM
Quote from: HVC on September 22, 2011, 08:06:11 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 22, 2011, 07:56:35 PM
My last class 41% failed. <_<



there are no bad students, only bad teachers :contract: :P

who are your students? i mean like first year, more advanced?
Yup, Ms. Li is the worst teacher I know.

2nd year middle school, low level.

She sounds hot from your description.

You know, Asian, female, dumb.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)
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