NFL 2014 Week One....Momma Said Knock Your Wife Out

[CountDeMoney]

Looks like Flacco's going to break his attempts record this season. 

Forsett looked good when he was in yesterday.  I guess he's too small to be an every down back but what the hell, give him a shot.  And I'm sure Pierce will get a chance to redeem himself.

Yeah, he looked sharp and decisive, didn't dawdle when he made a decision, but he was also running against a defense that was protecting a lead.  Pierce will get his carries, but I think Taliaferro will wind up getting more of the carries as the season wears on, just a lot to put on a rookie right now.

[CountDeMoney]

The unfortunate consequence of all this is that black women all across America are free to act like a damned fool with their mans now.

Be careful out there.

A flip flop can kill a man if you hit him right.

[sbr]

Do you have to brandish the flip flop beforehand?

[CountDeMoney]

 

I wonder if New Jersey is going to terminate the contract of the prosecutor that accepted a diversionary plea.

[CountDeMoney]

Stay classy, Fox & Friends!   

New low for Fox & Friends: Joking about Ray Rice elevator assault

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/erik-wemple/wp/2014/09/08/new-low-for-fox-friends-joking-about-ray-rice-elevator-assault/?hpid=z1

"I think the message is, take the stairs."

[Alcibiades]

Cutting him, and he's a $9.5m in dead cap next year, and $4.75m in dead cap space in 2016.  She wasn't hit as hard as the cap would be.

Read that it won't count against the cap and that he won't be paid anything. 

How does that work exactly?

[sbr]

The guaranteed money in his contract was front loaded so the ravens dint owe him anything else.

The bonus money should still hit the cap, but I read something that said if the league had suspended him before they cut him they could have gotten a bunch of money back.

[sbr]

For the salary cap bonus money is spread along the life of the contract, so $20 million signing bonus on a 5 year deal counts for $4 million a year. Once they cut him all of the remaining money hits the cap all at once.

[katmai]

Thanks Ray Rice, making everybody forget my Niners own problems

[Ed Anger]

I watched the video repeatedly. :fap:

[ulmont]

Cutting him, and he's a $9.5m in dead cap next year, and $4.75m in dead cap space in 2016.  She wasn't hit as hard as the cap would be.

Read that it won't count against the cap and that he won't be paid anything. 

How does that work exactly?

He never made the 53 man roster for the regular season based on the first suspension, which apparently is magic.

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

I think we have forgotten one of the most important things today:

Belicheat lost.

I'm still excited about that.

[CountDeMoney]

The net effect for the Ravens' salary-cap situation, having shed Rice's five-year, $35 million contract that included $22 million in guaranteed money already paid to him through a $15 million signing bonus and a $7 million option bonus, is they're now $6.864 million under the NFL salary-cap limit of $133 million.

Next year the Ravens will absorb a $9.5 million hit in dead money against the salary cap. Through the timing of his release, Rice has essentially been designated as a post-June 1 cut with the impact of his pro-rated salary-cap figures divided between this year and next year.

Rice had remaining non-guaranteed base salaries of $3 million in 2015 and 2016 that have now been eliminated. The Ravens don't owe him any more money.

[Grey Fox]

Do the Giants not know who Megatron is? You gotta cover that guy.

My LFFL team is thankful for the points tho.

[The Minsky Moment]

You know things are going to go well when Manning calls an audible and Donnell looks over and raises both hands in the air in the universal sign language of "say what"?