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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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HVC

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I lost it at "some times one and some times three" :D

Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

celedhring

Quote from: HVC on December 17, 2024, 07:56:46 AMI lost it at "some times one and some times three" :D


Favorite bit was when he's asked about slavery and proceeds to talk about temperature scales  :lol:

DGuller

The comment section is hilarious, not sure in which way:

Quote@1RednBlue
3 days ago
This a documentary?


@peacock
2 days ago
Hello! Thank you for reaching out. The name of this show is called "Saturday Night Live" and it is currently streaming on Peacock.

Josquius

A colleague, a 50ish year old single woman, had a roofer doing some work on her place the other day.
She tells me at one point he asked if she had any duck tape. He then commented on it "you know we call that rape tape".

On so many levels.... :bleeding:
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Duque de Bragança


Grey Fox

That's the proper layman term.

Duct is for degenerate professionals.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Duque de Bragança

What about duct tape then?

Duct is vague at best, outright misleading.  :P

Norgy

I think it stems from the fact that it was used to (before most men found Rohypnol) mend a broken hose or those ducts you have on the roof, leading rain water away.


Josquius

I think I've officially passed middle age into old age.
Rather than just being people a bit younger than me, Gen Z are the worst.

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/how-gen-z-ruined-guinness/
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Syt

We went for lunch to an Asian place called The Hu (no throat singing metal :( ).

Colleague asks: "What do you guys do for lunch?"
Me (thinking he's read the group chat): "Hu."
He: "I mean you guys."
Me: "Hu."
He: "No, where you're going for lunch."
Me: "Hu."
I did eventually tell him that it's what the place is called. :P
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Crazy_Ivan80

Quote from: Syt on December 18, 2024, 07:12:24 AMWe went for lunch to an Asian place called The Hu (no throat singing metal :( ).

Colleague asks: "What do you guys do for lunch?"
Me (thinking he's read the group chat): "Hu."
He: "I mean you guys."
Me: "Hu."
He: "No, where you're going for lunch."
Me: "Hu."
I did eventually tell him that it's what the place is called. :P

Heheh... like that joke with Hu, Rice, Kofi and Bush Jr.

Josquius

Linked to from another forum I occasionally pop into:

https://www.lfgss.com/conversations/401475/

Seems forums in the UK may be screwed an an unintended side effect of the online safety act?
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The Brain

Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Grey Fox

Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Sheilbh

Been banging the drum for ages - it's a dreadful law that everyone supports :lol: :bleeding:
Let's bomb Russia!