So the conversation in the debate thread got me thinking about this. Besides Guller making himself sick with blueberries and Martinus drinking wine with orange juice/ice cubes/ out of a box, which food memes does the forum remember? Ide's Reeses Cups and Jaron serving nachos out of his hat are a couple I've seen frequently. Also something about Psellus and pizza.
And of course, not directly food-related, but close enough: At least Scipio got to keep the toaster. :cool:
Seefor - bagels
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 17, 2012, 07:54:14 PM
So the conversation in the debate thread got me thinking about this. Besides Guller making himself sick with blueberries and Martinus drinking wine with orange juice/ice cubes/ out of a box, which food memes does the forum remember? Ide's Reeses Cups and Jaron serving nachos out of his hat are a couple I've seen frequently. Also something about Psellus and pizza.
And of course, not directly food-related, but close enough: At least Scipio got to keep the toaster. :cool:
Let me be clear: there was a toaster, it served its purpose, and it's in a landfill now.
Quote from: Scipio on October 17, 2012, 08:03:03 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 17, 2012, 07:54:14 PM
So the conversation in the debate thread got me thinking about this. Besides Guller making himself sick with blueberries and Martinus drinking wine with orange juice/ice cubes/ out of a box, which food memes does the forum remember? Ide's Reeses Cups and Jaron serving nachos out of his hat are a couple I've seen frequently. Also something about Psellus and pizza.
And of course, not directly food-related, but close enough: At least Scipio got to keep the toaster. :cool:
Let me be clear: there was a toaster, it served its purpose, and it's in a landfill now.
You should have raffled that thing on here for charity.
Really? No mention of Cal with either gas stations or broasted chicken?
Quote from: DontSayBanana on October 17, 2012, 08:07:36 PM
Really? No mention of Cal with either gas stations or broasted chicken?
You should at least let the thread get to the second page before getting all incredulous about omissions. :sleep:
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 17, 2012, 08:10:21 PM
You should at least let the thread get to the second page before getting all incredulous about omissions. :sleep:
I would have for the blueberries. Gas stations are a much more glaring omission. :P
Does being a Finn drinking tea with a cube of sugar in between one's teeth like a complete fucking moron count?
Yeah, Caliga eating out of gas stations and dumpsters really stands out for me.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 17, 2012, 08:28:22 PM
Does being a Finn drinking tea with a cube of sugar in between one's teeth like a complete fucking moron count?
And now I feel guilty for forgetting mouth sugar. :blush:
Quote from: DontSayBanana on October 17, 2012, 08:38:48 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 17, 2012, 08:28:22 PM
Does being a Finn drinking tea with a cube of sugar in between one's teeth like a complete fucking moron count?
And now I feel guilty for forgetting mouth sugar. :blush:
As well you should. It's practically on every page, in someone's title. :P :moufshuga:
Quote from: DontSayBanana on October 17, 2012, 08:11:34 PM
I would have for the blueberries. Gas stations are a much more glaring omission. :P
Have you ever seen Family Feud? Kinda similar dynamic here.
I'm hankering for some toaster strudel. The pastry of kings.
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 17, 2012, 09:11:25 PM
I'm hankering for some toaster strudel. The pastry of kings.
Binders of pastries.
puffins
Languish is full of posts by peons failing to understand my hunger.
Quote from: Ideologue on October 17, 2012, 10:11:56 PM
Languish is full of posts by peons failing to understand my hunger.
(https://lh3.ggpht.com/-fX-69cSiFVw/Tt6hgLD3ujI/AAAAAAAADNw/2jy7oYmFOHA/s1600/diabeetus.jpg)
Quote from: Ideologue on October 17, 2012, 10:11:56 PM
Languish is full of posts by peons failing to understand my hunger.
Dude, a third of my paychecks disappear to late night Taco Bell runs. I not only understand your Reese's fixation, I even get Cal's eating habits. :lol:
katmai and food in general
Wtf?
Quote from: garbon on October 17, 2012, 10:32:15 PM
katmai and food in general
Wasn't there something about Katmai and fried Snickers because of the fair? Or am I remembering that wrong?
Quote from: merithyn on October 17, 2012, 10:34:43 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 17, 2012, 10:32:15 PM
katmai and food in general
Wasn't there something about Katmai and fried Snickers because of the fair? Or am I remembering that wrong?
:blink:
Lutkefisk. Or is that EUOT?
Quote from: merithyn on October 17, 2012, 10:34:43 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 17, 2012, 10:32:15 PM
katmai and food in general
Wasn't there something about Katmai and fried Snickers because of the fair? Or am I remembering that wrong?
nah, he sells fish tacos and clams in alaska. Wait... Kat, have you been secretly trying to tell us for years that you run a brothel? :unsure:
Fake Internet Cal may eat out of dumpsters, but Reality Cal actually has a much better diet than most of you untermenschen judging by the 'what are you eating?' thread. :showoff:
Tonight for dinner I had chicken tikka masala, Korean pork dumplings, hummus, baba ghanoush (pita with both), and seafood paella. Washed it down with three Maker's and Cokes and a Corona. :smoke:
Quote from: HVC on October 17, 2012, 11:31:52 PM
Quote from: merithyn on October 17, 2012, 10:34:43 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 17, 2012, 10:32:15 PM
katmai and food in general
Wasn't there something about Katmai and fried Snickers because of the fair? Or am I remembering that wrong?
nah, he sells fish tacos and clams in alaska. Wait... Kat, have you been secretly trying to tell us for years that you run a brothel? :unsure:
Like I would tell you people anything like that.
Quote from: Caliga on October 17, 2012, 11:34:42 PM
Fake Internet Cal may eat out of dumpsters, but Reality Cal actually has a much better diet than most of you untermenschen judging by the 'what are you eating?' thread. :showoff:
Tonight for dinner I had chicken tikka masala, Korean pork dumplings, hummus, baba ghanoush (pita with both), and seafood paella. Washed it down with three Maker's and Cokes and a Corona. :smoke:
All that tonight?!?!
Quote from: Caliga on October 17, 2012, 11:34:42 PM
Fake Internet Cal may eat out of dumpsters, but Reality Cal actually has a much better diet than most of you untermenschen judging by the 'what are you eating?' thread. :showoff:
Tonight for dinner I had chicken tikka masala, Korean pork dumplings, hummus, baba ghanoush (pita with both), and seafood paella. Washed it down with three Maker's and Cokes and a Corona. :smoke:
wow, that gas statio has a pretty good menu selection.
Yep. Me so hungy. :blush:
Quote from: Caliga on October 17, 2012, 11:34:42 PM
Tonight for dinner I had chicken tikka masala, Korean pork dumplings, hummus, baba ghanoush (pita with both), and seafood paella. Washed it down with three Maker's and Cokes and a Corona. :smoke:
Why did actual Cal eat that much food?
Quote from: katmai on October 17, 2012, 11:35:08 PM
Quote from: HVC on October 17, 2012, 11:31:52 PM
Quote from: merithyn on October 17, 2012, 10:34:43 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 17, 2012, 10:32:15 PM
katmai and food in general
Wasn't there something about Katmai and fried Snickers because of the fair? Or am I remembering that wrong?
nah, he sells fish tacos and clams in alaska. Wait... Kat, have you been secretly trying to tell us for years that you run a brothel? :unsure:
Like I would tell you people anything like that.
That's not a no :lol:
Quote from: HVC on October 17, 2012, 11:37:24 PM
wow, that gas statio has a pretty good menu selection.
I;m at a business conference. :sleep:
Quote from: garbon on October 17, 2012, 11:37:32 PM
Why did actual Cal eat that much food?
Actual Cal worked till 3:00 am last night and needed to recharge his gigantic brain.
Quote from: Caliga on October 17, 2012, 11:38:36 PM
Quote from: HVC on October 17, 2012, 11:37:24 PM
wow, that gas statio has a pretty good menu selection.
I;m at a business conference. :sleep:
Actual Cal better get to his business treadmill.
I walked a lot today. A good deal of it was along the beach too. :cool:
1 hour of walking does not balance out 3 days of food :D
Quote from: katmai
Like I would tell you people anything like that.
What do you mean, "you people"? :angry:
Quote from: HVC on October 17, 2012, 11:44:01 PM
1 hour of walking does not balance out 3 days of food :D
I actually haven't eaten all that much given that it's all been buffet food. Still, my brother was yelling at me to not get fat again before his wedding. :blush:
I am also angry because there aren't any huevos rancheros on the breakfast buffet this year. :mad:
Oh, and once again for the record: a lot of very sexy ladies work in the real estate management field. :cool:
Quote from: Caliga on October 17, 2012, 11:48:07 PM
Oh, and once again for the record: a lot of very sexy ladies work in the real estate management field. :cool:
At our convention three young good looking Russian brokerettes from London were dancing very, VERY intimately, to the joy of the male persons present.
Quote from: Caliga on October 17, 2012, 11:48:07 PM
Oh, and once again for the record: a lot of very sexy ladies work in the real estate management field. :cool:
that goes for sales in general.
This is mostly accounting, finance, and IT people... not sales.
Quote from: Caliga on October 17, 2012, 11:57:35 PM
This is mostly accounting, finance, and IT people... not sales.
things must be different in the states from Canada :D
Quote from: Syt on October 17, 2012, 11:53:54 PM
At our convention three young good looking Russian brokerettes from London were dancing very, VERY intimately, to the joy of the male persons present.
For some reason all of the foreigners here are old men or fat Asian chicks. A couple of dudes from the UK and Australia, one from Singapore (that'd be a fat Asian broad), and a German guy. This isn't including the vendor's very large Indian development team, many of whom are here too.
Quote from: HVC on October 17, 2012, 11:59:06 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 17, 2012, 11:57:35 PM
This is mostly accounting, finance, and IT people... not sales.
things must be different in the states from Canada :D
Meaning female accountants are ugly in Canada? :hmm:
At my company, it's practically a job requirement that if you work in accounting you MUST be hot. :cool:
Quote from: Caliga on October 18, 2012, 12:00:47 AM
Quote from: HVC on October 17, 2012, 11:59:06 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 17, 2012, 11:57:35 PM
This is mostly accounting, finance, and IT people... not sales.
things must be different in the states from Canada :D
Meaning female accountants are ugly in Canada? :hmm:
granted I've only worked as an accountant at three companies. But yes.
Nope, gotta be hot to work at my company if you're a female. Some of them are even smart, too! :sleep:
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 17, 2012, 07:54:14 PM
Also something about Psellus and pizza.
Spellus thinks (or used to think) that the best pizza in the world is Chicago-style pizza, which is hilarious since Chicago-style 'pizza' isn't actually pizza at all. I do like it (even Giordano's, which is a delivery chain), but it's more of a casserole than an actual pizza.
When I'm up there I mock Chicago pizza and call it "fake pizza", and I think it offends some people but they laugh anyway. But the last time I had our admin bring some Giordano's in for a lunch meeting and all was forgiven.... I think. :showoff:
Not a candidate: Mr. Brain's Pork Faggots.
Quote from: Caliga on October 17, 2012, 11:34:42 PMTonight for dinner I had chicken tikka masala, Korean pork dumplings, hummus, baba ghanoush (pita with both), and seafood paella. Washed it down with three Maker's and Cokes and a Corona. :smoke:
That is like 3000 kcal. Are you sure it wasn't a dinner for the entire African tribe?
Quote from: Caliga on October 17, 2012, 11:46:59 PM
Quote from: HVC on October 17, 2012, 11:44:01 PM
1 hour of walking does not balance out 3 days of food :D
I actually haven't eaten all that much given that it's all been buffet food. Still, my brother was yelling at me to not get fat again before his wedding. :blush:
You're not fat anymore! :o
Congratulations! :hug:
Don't forget about Mono sploshing it out in fancy restaurants all over the world and shocking maitres by asking for tap water.
And fahdiz craving for Chick-fil-a sandwiches, with Ed taunting him afterwards.
Quote from: The Larch on October 18, 2012, 04:37:25 AM
And fahdiz craving for Chick-fil-a sandwiches, with Ed taunting him afterwards.
I'm such an asshole.
But you aren't the Asshole.
I only drink cocktails.
Quote from: katmai on October 18, 2012, 05:43:24 AM
But you aren't the Asshole.
I'm trying to cut down on the assholeness. I find it makes me weary.
Quote from: Martinus on October 18, 2012, 12:59:59 AM
Quote from: Caliga on October 17, 2012, 11:34:42 PMTonight for dinner I had chicken tikka masala, Korean pork dumplings, hummus, baba ghanoush (pita with both), and seafood paella. Washed it down with three Maker's and Cokes and a Corona. :smoke:
That is like 3000 kcal. Are you sure it wasn't a dinner for the entire African tribe?
3000 calories is one day's worth of energy, not that big a deal.
It's a lot in famine prone countries like Poland.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 18, 2012, 06:43:02 AM
Quote from: Martinus on October 18, 2012, 12:59:59 AM
Quote from: Caliga on October 17, 2012, 11:34:42 PMTonight for dinner I had chicken tikka masala, Korean pork dumplings, hummus, baba ghanoush (pita with both), and seafood paella. Washed it down with three Maker's and Cokes and a Corona. :smoke:
That is like 3000 kcal. Are you sure it wasn't a dinner for the entire African tribe?
3000 calories is one day's worth of energy, not that big a deal.
I don't think he said he had that over the course of a day.
Katmai destroying three restaurants in downtown Laramie.
Quote from: garbon on October 17, 2012, 10:32:15 PM
katmai and food in general
Plankton ain't memorable. :P
Quote from: Martinus on October 18, 2012, 12:59:59 AM
That is like 3000 kcal. Are you sure it wasn't a dinner for the entire African tribe?
:yeahright: You have no idea how much of each of the items I listed I ate.
Quote from: Caliga on October 18, 2012, 08:11:28 AM
Quote from: Martinus on October 18, 2012, 12:59:59 AM
That is like 3000 kcal. Are you sure it wasn't a dinner for the entire African tribe?
:yeahright: You have no idea how much of each of the items I listed I ate.
So, 6,000 kcal? :huh: