Best known Languish food memes

[Caliga]

This is mostly accounting, finance, and IT people... not sales.

[HVC]

This is mostly accounting, finance, and IT people... not sales.

things must be different in the states from Canada

[Caliga]

At our convention three young good looking Russian brokerettes from London were dancing very, VERY intimately, to the joy of the male persons present.

For some reason all of the foreigners here are old men or fat Asian chicks.  A couple of dudes from the UK and Australia, one from Singapore (that'd be a fat Asian broad), and a German guy.  This isn't including the vendor's very large Indian development team, many of whom are here too.

[Caliga]

This is mostly accounting, finance, and IT people... not sales.

things must be different in the states from Canada

Meaning female accountants are ugly in Canada?

At my company, it's practically a job requirement that if you work in accounting you MUST be hot.

[HVC]

This is mostly accounting, finance, and IT people... not sales.

things must be different in the states from Canada

Meaning female accountants are ugly in Canada?

granted I've only worked as an accountant at three companies. But yes.

[Caliga]

Nope, gotta be hot to work at my company if you're a female.  Some of them are even smart, too!

[Caliga]

Also something about Psellus and pizza.

Spellus thinks (or used to think) that the best pizza in the world is Chicago-style pizza, which is hilarious since Chicago-style 'pizza' isn't actually pizza at all.  I do like it (even Giordano's, which is a delivery chain), but it's more of a casserole than an actual pizza.

When I'm up there I mock Chicago pizza and call it "fake pizza", and I think it offends some people but they laugh anyway.  But the last time I had our admin bring some Giordano's in for a lunch meeting and all was forgiven.... I think.

[The Brain]

Not a candidate: Mr. Brain's Pork Faggots.

[Martinus]

Tonight for dinner I had chicken tikka masala, Korean pork dumplings, hummus, baba ghanoush (pita with both), and seafood paella.  Washed it down with three Maker's and Cokes and a Corona.

That is like 3000 kcal. Are you sure it wasn't a dinner for the entire African tribe?

[jimmy olsen]

1 hour of walking does not balance out 3 days of food

I actually haven't eaten all that much given that it's all been buffet food.  Still, my brother was yelling at me to not get fat again before his wedding.

You're not fat anymore!

Congratulations! 

[The Larch]

Don't forget about Mono sploshing it out in fancy restaurants all over the world and shocking maitres by asking for tap water.

[The Larch]

And fahdiz craving for Chick-fil-a sandwiches, with Ed taunting him afterwards.

[Ed Anger]

And fahdiz craving for Chick-fil-a sandwiches, with Ed taunting him afterwards.

I'm such an asshole.

[katmai]

But you aren't the Asshole.

[jimmy olsen]

I only drink cocktails.