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Title: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Gambrinus on July 10, 2009, 08:06:11 AM
QuoteA mother is suing a hotel claiming her teenage daughter fell pregnant simply from using a hotel swimming pool.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska says the 13-year-old conceived after coming into contact with 'stray sperm' in the water of an Egyptian resort.

Mrs Kwiatkowska is suing the Egyptian hotel where she claims her daughter got pregnant (file picture)

She is demanding compensation.

'The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there,' a travel industry source said.

'She is determined to go ahead with the case.'

The Polish tourist board has confirmed they have received a complaint from Mrs Kwiatkowska.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1198596/My-daughter-13-got-pregnant-using-hotel-swimming-pool-claims-mother.html?ITO=1490

LOL, Poles. (She didn't claim intervention by the Holy Ghost though)
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Caliga on July 10, 2009, 08:07:08 AM
 :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Valmy on July 10, 2009, 08:08:42 AM
Wow and her mother actually bought it.
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Razgovory on July 10, 2009, 08:14:30 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 10, 2009, 08:08:42 AM
Wow and her mother actually bought it.

That's what shocks me the most.
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Malthus on July 10, 2009, 08:34:42 AM
I'd say a serious talk with the daughter is in order.  :lol:
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: The Larch on July 10, 2009, 08:39:41 AM
Quote from: Malthus on July 10, 2009, 08:34:42 AM
I'd say a serious talk with the daughter is in order.  :lol:

A bit late for the flowers and the bees talk, don't you think?  :P
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Malthus on July 10, 2009, 08:44:06 AM
Quote from: The Larch on July 10, 2009, 08:39:41 AM
Quote from: Malthus on July 10, 2009, 08:34:42 AM
I'd say a serious talk with the daughter is in order.  :lol:

A bit late for the flowers and the bees talk, don't you think?  :P

Seems mom got that one wrong, and told her daughter you could get pregnant from flowers and bees.  :P
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Caliga on July 10, 2009, 08:47:17 AM
I can't wait till this is thrown out of court.  Then it will be alleged that there is a government conspiracy to screw her and her daughter (literally in the case of the latter  :cool: ).
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: alfred russel on July 10, 2009, 08:49:09 AM
But who should be on the hook for child support?
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Ed Anger on July 10, 2009, 08:52:28 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 10, 2009, 08:49:09 AM
But who should be on the hook for child support?

marti.
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Liep on July 10, 2009, 08:52:39 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 10, 2009, 08:49:09 AM
But who should be on the hook for child support?

Aquaman.
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Berkut on July 10, 2009, 09:55:04 AM
Lets assume that in fact the girl did get knocked up by sperm floating about in the pool (is that even possible?).

How would the hotel be liable for that?
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Crazy_Ivan80 on July 10, 2009, 10:06:45 AM
Quote from: Berkut on July 10, 2009, 09:55:04 AM
Lets assume that in fact the girl did get knocked up by sperm floating about in the pool (is that even possible?).

How would the hotel be liable for that?
they need to keep the pool clean.

still, incredible that there's people who believe that stuff :D
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Syt on July 10, 2009, 10:14:00 AM
I have little doubt she got pregnant in the pool .... though not this way.
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Berkut on July 10, 2009, 10:14:48 AM
Wouldn't you then need to prove that they did not keep the pool clean?

If someone whacked off in the pool, that doesn't mean they haven't kept it clean, it just means the filters didn't filter it yet. And since the lifespan of sperm in chlorinated water must be extremely short, it can easily be argues that there was no way (if it happened) that they could be said to have been deficient in their normal practices of keeping the pool clean, simply because this actually occurred.
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Berkut on July 10, 2009, 10:17:46 AM
Accoring to some article on the internet, so you know it is true, sperm can survive in cold, chlorinated pool water for only a couple of seconds.

Pretty hard to argue that the hotel was not keeping the pool clean because there was viable sperm in it for a few seconds.
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Syt on July 10, 2009, 10:19:43 AM
It was a classic recurring question in the sex/relations advise section of Germany's teen magazine BRAVO.

"I heard that boys can have ejaculations in jacuzzis. Is there a risk of me getting pregnant if I'm in there with them?"
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Lucidor on July 10, 2009, 10:23:13 AM
I had no idea what to expect from the thread title, but I dared click on it since it wasn't [rocks] or in the Back room. :D
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Berkut on July 10, 2009, 10:36:44 AM
Hmmm. Polish. Ignorant and delusional about sex.

I suspect a diagnosis of Catholicism.

Has she considered the possibility of Immacualte Conception? Might be something she could fall back on if the swimming sperm thing doesnt work out.
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: DontSayBanana on July 10, 2009, 10:39:33 AM
Quote from: Berkut on July 10, 2009, 10:17:46 AM
Accoring to some article on the internet, so you know it is true, sperm can survive in cold, chlorinated pool water for only a couple of seconds.

Pretty hard to argue that the hotel was not keeping the pool clean because there was viable sperm in it for a few seconds.

As I've always understood it, sperm only has a 3-day max lifespan, even when kept at body temperature.

The mother's being dippy because the daughter's lying to her, either way. There'd be no live sperm unless she was around another couple while they were having sex. It's the old "sperm in the panties" urban myth.
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Valmy on July 10, 2009, 10:47:56 AM
Also it generally takes an army of sperm to successfully navigate past a woman's immune system to reach the egg.  The idea one solo ninja sperm could do that is laughable.
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Korea on July 10, 2009, 10:48:27 AM
Wow...the mother is clearly delusional. At least I hope so.
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Malthus on July 10, 2009, 10:50:17 AM
Quote from: Berkut on July 10, 2009, 10:36:44 AM
Hmmm. Polish. Ignorant and delusional about sex.

I suspect a diagnosis of Catholicism.

Has she considered the possibility of Immacualte Conception? Might be something she could fall back on if the swimming sperm thing doesnt work out.

Yeah, but who will she sue then?  :lol:
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: HVC on July 10, 2009, 11:11:26 AM
Quote from: Malthus on July 10, 2009, 10:50:17 AM
Quote from: Berkut on July 10, 2009, 10:36:44 AM
Hmmm. Polish. Ignorant and delusional about sex.

I suspect a diagnosis of Catholicism.

Has she considered the possibility of Immacualte Conception? Might be something she could fall back on if the swimming sperm thing doesnt work out.

Yeah, but who will she sue then?  :lol:
The church. good ha sa history of fathering children out of wedlock and skipping out on child support.
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Malthus on July 10, 2009, 11:26:11 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 10, 2009, 10:47:56 AM
Also it generally takes an army of sperm to successfully navigate past a woman's immune system to reach the egg.  The idea one solo ninja sperm could do that is laughable.

Well, to use a golf metaphore, you could say ... that sperm got a Pole in one.  :P
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Malthus on July 10, 2009, 11:27:12 AM
Quote from: HVC on July 10, 2009, 11:11:26 AM
Quote from: Malthus on July 10, 2009, 10:50:17 AM
Quote from: Berkut on July 10, 2009, 10:36:44 AM
Hmmm. Polish. Ignorant and delusional about sex.

I suspect a diagnosis of Catholicism.

Has she considered the possibility of Immacualte Conception? Might be something she could fall back on if the swimming sperm thing doesnt work out.

Yeah, but who will she sue then?  :lol:
The church. good ha sa history of fathering children out of wedlock and skipping out on child support.

"My father, my father, why hast thou skimped on my child support?"
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Gambrinus on July 10, 2009, 11:27:59 AM
Quote from: Malthus on July 10, 2009, 10:50:17 AM
Quote from: Berkut on July 10, 2009, 10:36:44 AM
Hmmm. Polish. Ignorant and delusional about sex.

I suspect a diagnosis of Catholicism.

Has she considered the possibility of Immacualte Conception? Might be something she could fall back on if the swimming sperm thing doesnt work out.

Yeah, but who will she sue then?  :lol:
God. :pope:
It seems her chances are slim to get a case though: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7673591.stm
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on July 10, 2009, 11:41:00 AM
Maybe she's the new Virgin Mary? second coming on the way, so to speak.
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Syt on July 10, 2009, 11:41:57 AM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on July 10, 2009, 11:41:00 AM
Maybe she's the new Virgin Mary? second coming on the way, so to speak.

Sloppy seconds?
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: alfred russel on July 10, 2009, 11:42:05 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 10, 2009, 08:52:28 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 10, 2009, 08:49:09 AM
But who should be on the hook for child support?

marti.

A compelling choice, but I'm going to hold off deciding until Drakken weighs in.  :P
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on July 10, 2009, 11:44:17 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 10, 2009, 11:41:57 AM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on July 10, 2009, 11:41:00 AM
Maybe she's the new Virgin Mary? second coming on the way, so to speak.

Sloppy seconds?

:Lol: The skygod's sloppy seconds... does that mean son #2 will have diminished divinity. can only turn water into crappy Polish beer?
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: alfred russel on July 10, 2009, 11:47:04 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 10, 2009, 10:19:43 AM
It was a classic recurring question in the sex/relations advise section of Germany's teen magazine BRAVO.

"I heard that boys can have ejaculations in jacuzzis. Is there a risk of me getting pregnant if I'm in there with them?"

When I was in 6th grade we had sex ed. We submitted anonymous questions to our PE teacher who answered them for the group. I asked if girls could get pregnant in public pools, and the whole class became hysterical and the teacher said, "okay, it had to be a girl that asked that one." I was mortified someone would figure out it was me.  :blush:

I also remember the PE teacher saying, "okay, this question is in your teacher's handwriting, but I think she must be asking for someone else. this person wants to know if pubic hair turns gray."  :lol:
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Gambrinus on July 10, 2009, 11:54:41 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 10, 2009, 11:42:05 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 10, 2009, 08:52:28 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 10, 2009, 08:49:09 AM
But who should be on the hook for child support?

marti.

A compelling choice, but I'm going to hold off deciding until Drakken weighs in.  :P
Let's see, what are the facts...
13 year old
Girl
Middle East

I think we should look elsewhere on this forum :ph34r:
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Lucidor on July 10, 2009, 12:09:06 PM
Quote from: Gambrinus on July 10, 2009, 11:54:41 AM
I think we should look elsewhere on this forum :ph34r:
:D
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Barrister on July 10, 2009, 12:47:05 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on July 10, 2009, 11:44:17 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 10, 2009, 11:41:57 AM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on July 10, 2009, 11:41:00 AM
Maybe she's the new Virgin Mary? second coming on the way, so to speak.

Sloppy seconds?

:Lol: The skygod's sloppy seconds... does that mean son #2 will have diminished divinity. can only turn water into crappy Polish beer?

Polish beer isn't bad at all.   :)
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Caliga on July 10, 2009, 12:49:12 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 10, 2009, 11:47:04 AM
I also remember the PE teacher saying, "okay, this question is in your teacher's handwriting, but I think she must be asking for someone else. this person wants to know if pubic hair turns gray."  :lol:
When I was a kid and had sex ed, one goof-off in our class actually asked that question aloud, and our (female) teacher said "Yes it does.  In fact, mine turned gray about three years ago."

If I remember correctly, I fell out of my chair laughing.
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Gambrinus on July 10, 2009, 01:22:37 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 10, 2009, 12:47:05 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on July 10, 2009, 11:44:17 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 10, 2009, 11:41:57 AM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on July 10, 2009, 11:41:00 AM
Maybe she's the new Virgin Mary? second coming on the way, so to speak.

Sloppy seconds?

:Lol: The skygod's sloppy seconds... does that mean son #2 will have diminished divinity. can only turn water into crappy Polish beer?

Polish beer isn't bad at all.   :)
Indeed :cheers:
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: The Brain on July 10, 2009, 01:30:42 PM
Quote from: Caliga on July 10, 2009, 12:49:12 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 10, 2009, 11:47:04 AM
I also remember the PE teacher saying, "okay, this question is in your teacher's handwriting, but I think she must be asking for someone else. this person wants to know if pubic hair turns gray."  :lol:
When I was a kid and had sex ed, one goof-off in our class actually asked that question aloud, and our (female) teacher said "Yes it does.  In fact, mine turned gray about three years ago."

If I remember correctly, I fell out of my chair laughing.

HOTT
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Octavian on July 10, 2009, 01:40:47 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 10, 2009, 11:47:04 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 10, 2009, 10:19:43 AM
It was a classic recurring question in the sex/relations advise section of Germany's teen magazine BRAVO.

"I heard that boys can have ejaculations in jacuzzis. Is there a risk of me getting pregnant if I'm in there with them?"

When I was in 6th grade we had sex ed. We submitted anonymous questions to our PE teacher who answered them for the group. I asked if girls could get pregnant in public pools, and the whole class became hysterical and the teacher said, "okay, it had to be a girl that asked that one." I was mortified someone would figure out it was me.  :blush:

I also remember the PE teacher saying, "okay, this question is in your teacher's handwriting, but I think she must be asking for someone else. this person wants to know if pubic hair turns gray."  :lol:

We had question time as well. During the break the teacher asked some of us to ask rather provocative questions so as to stun some of the "troublemakers"

Anyway someone (don't remember if it happened on that day or another) asked about anal. The teacher responded that she had a friend who had tried it but that it was very uncomfortable.

These days I obviously realise she was talking about herself
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Strix on July 10, 2009, 03:34:20 PM
Quote from: Berkut on July 10, 2009, 10:14:48 AM
Wouldn't you then need to prove that they did not keep the pool clean?

If someone whacked off in the pool, that doesn't mean they haven't kept it clean, it just means the filters didn't filter it yet. And since the lifespan of sperm in chlorinated water must be extremely short, it can easily be argues that there was no way (if it happened) that they could be said to have been deficient in their normal practices of keeping the pool clean, simply because this actually occurred.

The hotel would probably lose the lawsuit because they didn't provide visible warnings of the danger (provided it got past how ludicrous the lawsuit is).
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Ed Anger on July 10, 2009, 03:36:03 PM
Quote from: Strix on July 10, 2009, 03:34:20 PM
Quote from: Berkut on July 10, 2009, 10:14:48 AM
Wouldn't you then need to prove that they did not keep the pool clean?

If someone whacked off in the pool, that doesn't mean they haven't kept it clean, it just means the filters didn't filter it yet. And since the lifespan of sperm in chlorinated water must be extremely short, it can easily be argues that there was no way (if it happened) that they could be said to have been deficient in their normal practices of keeping the pool clean, simply because this actually occurred.

The hotel would probably lose the lawsuit because they didn't provide visible warnings of the danger (provided it got past how ludicrous the lawsuit is).

Need to post a picture of a giant sperm near the pool for the polacks.
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Neil on July 10, 2009, 04:44:16 PM
Quote from: Strix on July 10, 2009, 03:34:20 PM
Quote from: Berkut on July 10, 2009, 10:14:48 AM
Wouldn't you then need to prove that they did not keep the pool clean?

If someone whacked off in the pool, that doesn't mean they haven't kept it clean, it just means the filters didn't filter it yet. And since the lifespan of sperm in chlorinated water must be extremely short, it can easily be argues that there was no way (if it happened) that they could be said to have been deficient in their normal practices of keeping the pool clean, simply because this actually occurred.

The hotel would probably lose the lawsuit because they didn't provide visible warnings of the danger (provided it got past how ludicrous the lawsuit is).
This isn't in the US.

Besides, it's in the Muslim world.  The correct answer is:  "That 13-year old is a whore.  Muhammed peace be upon him, would have hit it."
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Octavian on July 10, 2009, 05:49:13 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 10, 2009, 04:44:16 PM
Quote from: Strix on July 10, 2009, 03:34:20 PM
Quote from: Berkut on July 10, 2009, 10:14:48 AM
Wouldn't you then need to prove that they did not keep the pool clean?

If someone whacked off in the pool, that doesn't mean they haven't kept it clean, it just means the filters didn't filter it yet. And since the lifespan of sperm in chlorinated water must be extremely short, it can easily be argues that there was no way (if it happened) that they could be said to have been deficient in their normal practices of keeping the pool clean, simply because this actually occurred.

The hotel would probably lose the lawsuit because they didn't provide visible warnings of the danger (provided it got past how ludicrous the lawsuit is).
This isn't in the US.

Besides, it's in the Muslim world.  The correct answer is:  "That 13-year old is a whore.  Muhammed peace be upon him, would have hit it."
:D
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on July 10, 2009, 08:34:50 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 10, 2009, 12:47:05 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on July 10, 2009, 11:44:17 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 10, 2009, 11:41:57 AM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on July 10, 2009, 11:41:00 AM
Maybe she's the new Virgin Mary? second coming on the way, so to speak.

Sloppy seconds?

:Lol: The skygod's sloppy seconds... does that mean son #2 will have diminished divinity. can only turn water into crappy Polish beer?

Polish beer isn't bad at all.   :)

sure, but like every country I'm sure they have crappy beer as well. That's the beer I was talking about.
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Josquius on July 13, 2009, 01:16:54 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 10, 2009, 08:08:42 AM
Wow and her mother actually bought it.
I must meet this girl and learn her secrets.

Quote

I also remember the PE teacher saying, "okay, this question is in your teacher's handwriting, but I think she must be asking for someone else. this person wants to know if pubic hair turns gray."  :lol:
:LOL:
I wouldn't want to be in that staff room.
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: derspiess on July 13, 2009, 03:56:31 PM
Quote from: Gambrinus on July 10, 2009, 01:22:37 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 10, 2009, 12:47:05 PM
Polish beer isn't bad at all.   :)
Indeed :cheers:

Yup :)

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Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: KRonn on July 14, 2009, 12:48:53 PM
Quote from: Malthus on July 10, 2009, 08:34:42 AM
I'd say a serious talk with the daughter is in order.  :lol:
Yeah really. She should be more careful of where she goes swimming...    ;)
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Martinus on July 14, 2009, 12:58:09 PM
Quote from: derspiess on July 13, 2009, 03:56:31 PM
Quote from: Gambrinus on July 10, 2009, 01:22:37 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 10, 2009, 12:47:05 PM
Polish beer isn't bad at all.   :)
Indeed :cheers:

Yup :)

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I'd try Lech instead. It's my favourite of the mainstream Polish beer brands.

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Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: Malthus on July 14, 2009, 01:01:13 PM
Quote from: Martinus on July 14, 2009, 12:58:09 PM

I'd try Lech instead. It's my favourite of the mainstream Polish beer brands.

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The official drink of lechery?  ;)
Title: Re: Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?
Post by: derspiess on July 14, 2009, 01:18:52 PM
Quote from: Martinus on July 14, 2009, 12:58:09 PM
I'd try Lech instead. It's my favourite of the mainstream Polish beer brands.

Not available here.  Okocim Porter is, though  :worthy: