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Started by Gambrinus, July 10, 2009, 08:06:11 AM

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BuddhaRhubarb

Quote from: Syt on July 10, 2009, 11:41:57 AM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on July 10, 2009, 11:41:00 AM
Maybe she's the new Virgin Mary? second coming on the way, so to speak.

Sloppy seconds?

:Lol: The skygod's sloppy seconds... does that mean son #2 will have diminished divinity. can only turn water into crappy Polish beer?
:p

alfred russel

Quote from: Syt on July 10, 2009, 10:19:43 AM
It was a classic recurring question in the sex/relations advise section of Germany's teen magazine BRAVO.

"I heard that boys can have ejaculations in jacuzzis. Is there a risk of me getting pregnant if I'm in there with them?"

When I was in 6th grade we had sex ed. We submitted anonymous questions to our PE teacher who answered them for the group. I asked if girls could get pregnant in public pools, and the whole class became hysterical and the teacher said, "okay, it had to be a girl that asked that one." I was mortified someone would figure out it was me.  :blush:

I also remember the PE teacher saying, "okay, this question is in your teacher's handwriting, but I think she must be asking for someone else. this person wants to know if pubic hair turns gray."  :lol:
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Gambrinus

Quote from: alfred russel on July 10, 2009, 11:42:05 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 10, 2009, 08:52:28 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 10, 2009, 08:49:09 AM
But who should be on the hook for child support?

marti.

A compelling choice, but I'm going to hold off deciding until Drakken weighs in.  :P
Let's see, what are the facts...
13 year old
Girl
Middle East

I think we should look elsewhere on this forum :ph34r:

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Barrister

Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on July 10, 2009, 11:44:17 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 10, 2009, 11:41:57 AM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on July 10, 2009, 11:41:00 AM
Maybe she's the new Virgin Mary? second coming on the way, so to speak.

Sloppy seconds?

:Lol: The skygod's sloppy seconds... does that mean son #2 will have diminished divinity. can only turn water into crappy Polish beer?

Polish beer isn't bad at all.   :)
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Caliga

Quote from: alfred russel on July 10, 2009, 11:47:04 AM
I also remember the PE teacher saying, "okay, this question is in your teacher's handwriting, but I think she must be asking for someone else. this person wants to know if pubic hair turns gray."  :lol:
When I was a kid and had sex ed, one goof-off in our class actually asked that question aloud, and our (female) teacher said "Yes it does.  In fact, mine turned gray about three years ago."

If I remember correctly, I fell out of my chair laughing.
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Gambrinus

Quote from: Barrister on July 10, 2009, 12:47:05 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on July 10, 2009, 11:44:17 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 10, 2009, 11:41:57 AM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on July 10, 2009, 11:41:00 AM
Maybe she's the new Virgin Mary? second coming on the way, so to speak.

Sloppy seconds?

:Lol: The skygod's sloppy seconds... does that mean son #2 will have diminished divinity. can only turn water into crappy Polish beer?

Polish beer isn't bad at all.   :)
Indeed :cheers:

The Brain

Quote from: Caliga on July 10, 2009, 12:49:12 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 10, 2009, 11:47:04 AM
I also remember the PE teacher saying, "okay, this question is in your teacher's handwriting, but I think she must be asking for someone else. this person wants to know if pubic hair turns gray."  :lol:
When I was a kid and had sex ed, one goof-off in our class actually asked that question aloud, and our (female) teacher said "Yes it does.  In fact, mine turned gray about three years ago."

If I remember correctly, I fell out of my chair laughing.

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Octavian

Quote from: alfred russel on July 10, 2009, 11:47:04 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 10, 2009, 10:19:43 AM
It was a classic recurring question in the sex/relations advise section of Germany's teen magazine BRAVO.

"I heard that boys can have ejaculations in jacuzzis. Is there a risk of me getting pregnant if I'm in there with them?"

When I was in 6th grade we had sex ed. We submitted anonymous questions to our PE teacher who answered them for the group. I asked if girls could get pregnant in public pools, and the whole class became hysterical and the teacher said, "okay, it had to be a girl that asked that one." I was mortified someone would figure out it was me.  :blush:

I also remember the PE teacher saying, "okay, this question is in your teacher's handwriting, but I think she must be asking for someone else. this person wants to know if pubic hair turns gray."  :lol:

We had question time as well. During the break the teacher asked some of us to ask rather provocative questions so as to stun some of the "troublemakers"

Anyway someone (don't remember if it happened on that day or another) asked about anal. The teacher responded that she had a friend who had tried it but that it was very uncomfortable.

These days I obviously realise she was talking about herself
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Strix

Quote from: Berkut on July 10, 2009, 10:14:48 AM
Wouldn't you then need to prove that they did not keep the pool clean?

If someone whacked off in the pool, that doesn't mean they haven't kept it clean, it just means the filters didn't filter it yet. And since the lifespan of sperm in chlorinated water must be extremely short, it can easily be argues that there was no way (if it happened) that they could be said to have been deficient in their normal practices of keeping the pool clean, simply because this actually occurred.

The hotel would probably lose the lawsuit because they didn't provide visible warnings of the danger (provided it got past how ludicrous the lawsuit is).
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Ed Anger

Quote from: Strix on July 10, 2009, 03:34:20 PM
Quote from: Berkut on July 10, 2009, 10:14:48 AM
Wouldn't you then need to prove that they did not keep the pool clean?

If someone whacked off in the pool, that doesn't mean they haven't kept it clean, it just means the filters didn't filter it yet. And since the lifespan of sperm in chlorinated water must be extremely short, it can easily be argues that there was no way (if it happened) that they could be said to have been deficient in their normal practices of keeping the pool clean, simply because this actually occurred.

The hotel would probably lose the lawsuit because they didn't provide visible warnings of the danger (provided it got past how ludicrous the lawsuit is).

Need to post a picture of a giant sperm near the pool for the polacks.
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Neil

Quote from: Strix on July 10, 2009, 03:34:20 PM
Quote from: Berkut on July 10, 2009, 10:14:48 AM
Wouldn't you then need to prove that they did not keep the pool clean?

If someone whacked off in the pool, that doesn't mean they haven't kept it clean, it just means the filters didn't filter it yet. And since the lifespan of sperm in chlorinated water must be extremely short, it can easily be argues that there was no way (if it happened) that they could be said to have been deficient in their normal practices of keeping the pool clean, simply because this actually occurred.

The hotel would probably lose the lawsuit because they didn't provide visible warnings of the danger (provided it got past how ludicrous the lawsuit is).
This isn't in the US.

Besides, it's in the Muslim world.  The correct answer is:  "That 13-year old is a whore.  Muhammed peace be upon him, would have hit it."
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Quote from: Neil on July 10, 2009, 04:44:16 PM
Quote from: Strix on July 10, 2009, 03:34:20 PM
Quote from: Berkut on July 10, 2009, 10:14:48 AM
Wouldn't you then need to prove that they did not keep the pool clean?

If someone whacked off in the pool, that doesn't mean they haven't kept it clean, it just means the filters didn't filter it yet. And since the lifespan of sperm in chlorinated water must be extremely short, it can easily be argues that there was no way (if it happened) that they could be said to have been deficient in their normal practices of keeping the pool clean, simply because this actually occurred.

The hotel would probably lose the lawsuit because they didn't provide visible warnings of the danger (provided it got past how ludicrous the lawsuit is).
This isn't in the US.

Besides, it's in the Muslim world.  The correct answer is:  "That 13-year old is a whore.  Muhammed peace be upon him, would have hit it."
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Forget about winning and losing; forget about pride and pain. Let your opponent graze your skin and you smash into his flesh; let him smash into your flesh and you fracture his bones; let him fracture your bones and you take his life. Do not be concerned with escaping safely - lay your life before him.

- Bruce Lee

BuddhaRhubarb

Quote from: Barrister on July 10, 2009, 12:47:05 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on July 10, 2009, 11:44:17 AM
Quote from: Syt on July 10, 2009, 11:41:57 AM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on July 10, 2009, 11:41:00 AM
Maybe she's the new Virgin Mary? second coming on the way, so to speak.

Sloppy seconds?

:Lol: The skygod's sloppy seconds... does that mean son #2 will have diminished divinity. can only turn water into crappy Polish beer?

Polish beer isn't bad at all.   :)

sure, but like every country I'm sure they have crappy beer as well. That's the beer I was talking about.
:p

Josquius

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Quote from: Valmy on July 10, 2009, 08:08:42 AM
Wow and her mother actually bought it.
I must meet this girl and learn her secrets.

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I also remember the PE teacher saying, "okay, this question is in your teacher's handwriting, but I think she must be asking for someone else. this person wants to know if pubic hair turns gray."  :lol:
:LOL:
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