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Poleplaying in Pool Pregged Pole?

Started by Gambrinus, July 10, 2009, 08:06:11 AM

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Berkut

Accoring to some article on the internet, so you know it is true, sperm can survive in cold, chlorinated pool water for only a couple of seconds.

Pretty hard to argue that the hotel was not keeping the pool clean because there was viable sperm in it for a few seconds.
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Syt

It was a classic recurring question in the sex/relations advise section of Germany's teen magazine BRAVO.

"I heard that boys can have ejaculations in jacuzzis. Is there a risk of me getting pregnant if I'm in there with them?"
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Lucidor

I had no idea what to expect from the thread title, but I dared click on it since it wasn't [rocks] or in the Back room. :D

Berkut

Hmmm. Polish. Ignorant and delusional about sex.

I suspect a diagnosis of Catholicism.

Has she considered the possibility of Immacualte Conception? Might be something she could fall back on if the swimming sperm thing doesnt work out.
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DontSayBanana

Quote from: Berkut on July 10, 2009, 10:17:46 AM
Accoring to some article on the internet, so you know it is true, sperm can survive in cold, chlorinated pool water for only a couple of seconds.

Pretty hard to argue that the hotel was not keeping the pool clean because there was viable sperm in it for a few seconds.

As I've always understood it, sperm only has a 3-day max lifespan, even when kept at body temperature.

The mother's being dippy because the daughter's lying to her, either way. There'd be no live sperm unless she was around another couple while they were having sex. It's the old "sperm in the panties" urban myth.
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Valmy

Also it generally takes an army of sperm to successfully navigate past a woman's immune system to reach the egg.  The idea one solo ninja sperm could do that is laughable.
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Korea

Wow...the mother is clearly delusional. At least I hope so.
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Malthus

Quote from: Berkut on July 10, 2009, 10:36:44 AM
Hmmm. Polish. Ignorant and delusional about sex.

I suspect a diagnosis of Catholicism.

Has she considered the possibility of Immacualte Conception? Might be something she could fall back on if the swimming sperm thing doesnt work out.

Yeah, but who will she sue then:lol:
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HVC

Quote from: Malthus on July 10, 2009, 10:50:17 AM
Quote from: Berkut on July 10, 2009, 10:36:44 AM
Hmmm. Polish. Ignorant and delusional about sex.

I suspect a diagnosis of Catholicism.

Has she considered the possibility of Immacualte Conception? Might be something she could fall back on if the swimming sperm thing doesnt work out.

Yeah, but who will she sue then:lol:
The church. good ha sa history of fathering children out of wedlock and skipping out on child support.
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Malthus

Quote from: Valmy on July 10, 2009, 10:47:56 AM
Also it generally takes an army of sperm to successfully navigate past a woman's immune system to reach the egg.  The idea one solo ninja sperm could do that is laughable.

Well, to use a golf metaphore, you could say ... that sperm got a Pole in one.  :P
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Malthus

Quote from: HVC on July 10, 2009, 11:11:26 AM
Quote from: Malthus on July 10, 2009, 10:50:17 AM
Quote from: Berkut on July 10, 2009, 10:36:44 AM
Hmmm. Polish. Ignorant and delusional about sex.

I suspect a diagnosis of Catholicism.

Has she considered the possibility of Immacualte Conception? Might be something she could fall back on if the swimming sperm thing doesnt work out.

Yeah, but who will she sue then:lol:
The church. good ha sa history of fathering children out of wedlock and skipping out on child support.

"My father, my father, why hast thou skimped on my child support?"
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Gambrinus

Quote from: Malthus on July 10, 2009, 10:50:17 AM
Quote from: Berkut on July 10, 2009, 10:36:44 AM
Hmmm. Polish. Ignorant and delusional about sex.

I suspect a diagnosis of Catholicism.

Has she considered the possibility of Immacualte Conception? Might be something she could fall back on if the swimming sperm thing doesnt work out.

Yeah, but who will she sue then:lol:
God. :pope:
It seems her chances are slim to get a case though: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7673591.stm

BuddhaRhubarb

Maybe she's the new Virgin Mary? second coming on the way, so to speak.
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Syt

Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on July 10, 2009, 11:41:00 AM
Maybe she's the new Virgin Mary? second coming on the way, so to speak.

Sloppy seconds?
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alfred russel

Quote from: Ed Anger on July 10, 2009, 08:52:28 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on July 10, 2009, 08:49:09 AM
But who should be on the hook for child support?

marti.

A compelling choice, but I'm going to hold off deciding until Drakken weighs in.  :P
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