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Started by Gambrinus, July 10, 2009, 08:06:11 AM

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Gambrinus

QuoteA mother is suing a hotel claiming her teenage daughter fell pregnant simply from using a hotel swimming pool.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska says the 13-year-old conceived after coming into contact with 'stray sperm' in the water of an Egyptian resort.

Mrs Kwiatkowska is suing the Egyptian hotel where she claims her daughter got pregnant (file picture)

She is demanding compensation.

'The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there,' a travel industry source said.

'She is determined to go ahead with the case.'

The Polish tourist board has confirmed they have received a complaint from Mrs Kwiatkowska.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1198596/My-daughter-13-got-pregnant-using-hotel-swimming-pool-claims-mother.html?ITO=1490

LOL, Poles. (She didn't claim intervention by the Holy Ghost though)

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Valmy

Wow and her mother actually bought it.
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Razgovory

Quote from: Valmy on July 10, 2009, 08:08:42 AM
Wow and her mother actually bought it.

That's what shocks me the most.
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Malthus

I'd say a serious talk with the daughter is in order.  :lol:
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The Larch

Quote from: Malthus on July 10, 2009, 08:34:42 AM
I'd say a serious talk with the daughter is in order.  :lol:

A bit late for the flowers and the bees talk, don't you think?  :P

Malthus

Quote from: The Larch on July 10, 2009, 08:39:41 AM
Quote from: Malthus on July 10, 2009, 08:34:42 AM
I'd say a serious talk with the daughter is in order.  :lol:

A bit late for the flowers and the bees talk, don't you think?  :P

Seems mom got that one wrong, and told her daughter you could get pregnant from flowers and bees.  :P
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Caliga

I can't wait till this is thrown out of court.  Then it will be alleged that there is a government conspiracy to screw her and her daughter (literally in the case of the latter  :cool: ).
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Berkut

Lets assume that in fact the girl did get knocked up by sperm floating about in the pool (is that even possible?).

How would the hotel be liable for that?
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Crazy_Ivan80

Quote from: Berkut on July 10, 2009, 09:55:04 AM
Lets assume that in fact the girl did get knocked up by sperm floating about in the pool (is that even possible?).

How would the hotel be liable for that?
they need to keep the pool clean.

still, incredible that there's people who believe that stuff :D

Syt

I have little doubt she got pregnant in the pool .... though not this way.
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Berkut

Wouldn't you then need to prove that they did not keep the pool clean?

If someone whacked off in the pool, that doesn't mean they haven't kept it clean, it just means the filters didn't filter it yet. And since the lifespan of sperm in chlorinated water must be extremely short, it can easily be argues that there was no way (if it happened) that they could be said to have been deficient in their normal practices of keeping the pool clean, simply because this actually occurred.
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