The world is coming to an end. War has been declared, and the first of many nuclear missiles are expected any day. Time to go!
What's in your bug-out bag?
My Obama commemorative plates.
I'd take my computer with porn hard drives, but I guess we'd lose electric power.
THERE WAS TIME NOW...!!! :(
Quote from: derspiess on December 19, 2016, 03:22:50 PM
My Obama commemorative plates.
Don't think your boys in General Bethlehem's Holnist militia is going to allow you to use them to barter for goods and services.
I don't have one. Should I? :hmm:
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 19, 2016, 03:29:51 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 19, 2016, 03:22:50 PM
My Obama commemorative plates.
Don't think your boys in General Bethlehem's Holnist militia is going to allow you to use them to barter for goods and services.
I don't know what any of that means, but I do have two plates available and I am entertaining offers on them. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY PLEASE
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthumbs.ebaystatic.com%2Fimages%2Fg%2FKlEAAOSwTA9X9wYG%2Fs-l225.jpg&hash=96319f74b748e1f4d2367bf446e9f7e3c38670ee)
Includes stand and COA.
Btw, I should include the disclaimer that the plates are NOT for food use. Food consumed from the plate may be harmful.
Where the hell are you gonna go? That's maybe more important than what you take with you.
Obviously a place where people appreciate fine historically relevant commemorative plates.
Quote from: derspiess on December 19, 2016, 03:34:45 PM
Btw, I should include the disclaimer that the plates are NOT for food use. Food consumed from the plate may be harmful.
derskittles doesn't mention that if you scratch him off, Princess Diana is underneath.
I am going to go to the mountains of the Western US. That seems to be where people paranoid about the end of civilization tend to hang out.
I'd prefer to not survive a nuclear exchange. I'm too fragile for The Road.
A chance to restart civilization without fucking grunge.
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on December 19, 2016, 03:42:57 PM
Where the hell are you gonna go? That's maybe more important than what you take with you.
Max has people in the way frozen north, where the caribou roam. Or something like that.
His brother runs a U-Pick farm northwest of Edmonton. :) The kids have the address to meet us there.
Quote from: The Brain on December 19, 2016, 03:49:46 PM
A chance to restart civilization without fucking grunge.
A civilization without grunge is not one I wish to be a part of.
Quote from: Barrister on December 19, 2016, 03:53:04 PM
Quote from: The Brain on December 19, 2016, 03:49:46 PM
A chance to restart civilization without fucking grunge.
A civilization without grunge is not one I wish to be a part of.
You got yourself a deal.
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmodernsurvivalblog.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F12%2Fnuclear-war-survival-map-usa.gif&hash=53b5f168d10c1875047ad952f3c919866861856d)
I guess I could be in that Oregon/Shasta circle in about an hour. :hmm:
See? The mountains of Idaho. Every screwjob knows that is where you go to wait out the end of civilization.
You can go to Big Bend. :D
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on December 19, 2016, 04:14:10 PM
You can go to Big Bend. :D
Have you ever been to Big Bend? I mean it is pretty and everything but I wouldn't last long out there.
The West Coast has been fried by Fukushima radiation I'm told, so how would it be better after a nuclear war?
Quote from: merithyn on December 19, 2016, 03:52:41 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on December 19, 2016, 03:42:57 PM
Where the hell are you gonna go? That's maybe more important than what you take with you.
Max has people in the way frozen north, where the caribou roam. Or something like that.
His brother runs a U-Pick farm northwest of Edmonton. :) The kids have the address to meet us there.
Somewhere with an extremely harsh climate seems like a pretty terrible place to survive a collapse of civilization.
Quote from: Valmy on December 19, 2016, 04:16:21 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on December 19, 2016, 04:14:10 PM
You can go to Big Bend. :D
Have you ever been to Big Bend? I mean it is pretty and everything but I wouldn't last long out there.
Survive your hometown getting carpet nuked, make your way 400ish miles through hellish post apocalyptic wastelands, die 15 minutes after getting there because you stepped near a rattlesnake.
Quote from: Berkut on December 19, 2016, 04:36:03 PM
Quote from: merithyn on December 19, 2016, 03:52:41 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on December 19, 2016, 03:42:57 PM
Where the hell are you gonna go? That's maybe more important than what you take with you.
Max has people in the way frozen north, where the caribou roam. Or something like that.
His brother runs a U-Pick farm northwest of Edmonton. :) The kids have the address to meet us there.
Somewhere with an extremely harsh climate seems like a pretty terrible place to survive a collapse of civilization.
They're survivors with a farm outside the US. I'll take my chances. Besides, with global warming, we'll be fine in about five years, tops.
My brother-in-law kept buying bug-out bags. Stupid motherfucker.
Barb wire & a baseball bat.
I expect to have to kill a lot of people too.
I hope to make it or be close enough to the crossroads of the world so I can reach my secret retreat. :ph34r:
You know Meri, if it's full-blown Global Thermonuclear War, I figure it's pretty much time to tell my wife and kids I love 'em and to start praying. I live in the middle of a major-enough metropolitan city with significant industrial (refinery) capacity - there's no way we're not a target.
But... earlier this year there was a major forest fire that threatened Ft McMurray. Because of the way the fire spread that day citizens were given no warning - they were told to evacuate the city immediately. And so some of the news stories about what people took, or didn't take, were kind of funny.
So I kind of think that's the more interesting question. Your house is on fire. You have one minute to fill your "bug out bag" - what do you grab?
Quote from: merithyn on December 19, 2016, 05:06:17 PM
They're survivors with a farm outside the US. I'll take my chances. Besides, with global warming, we'll be fine in about five years, tops.
The nuclear winter will more than offset the global warming. Bring a jacket.
Quote from: merithyn on December 19, 2016, 03:21:05 PM
The world is coming to an end. War has been declared, and the first of many nuclear missiles are expected any day. Time to go!
What's in your bug-out bag?
My entire hunting package/gear. Take about 15-20 min to load. Add to that a couple thousand rounds of 5.56.
I expect to die swiftly.
and I can reload for my other guns, few hundred rounds each, in a couple hours.
Quote from: 11B4V on December 19, 2016, 06:43:30 PM
Quote from: merithyn on December 19, 2016, 03:21:05 PM
The world is coming to an end. War has been declared, and the first of many nuclear missiles are expected any day. Time to go!
What's in your bug-out bag?
My entire hunting package/gear. Take about 15-20 min to load. Add to that a couple thousand rounds of 5.56.
And head for Ape Cave south of St Helens. Pick off some hipsters/yuppies along the way for extra supplies.
Quote from: Tonitrus on December 19, 2016, 06:49:54 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on December 19, 2016, 06:43:30 PM
Quote from: merithyn on December 19, 2016, 03:21:05 PM
The world is coming to an end. War has been declared, and the first of many nuclear missiles are expected any day. Time to go!
What's in your bug-out bag?
My entire hunting package/gear. Take about 15-20 min to load. Add to that a couple thousand rounds of 5.56.
And head for Ape Cave south of St Helens. Pick off some hipsters/yuppies along the way for extra supplies.
;)
So are there going to be more left-wing preppers in the next few years?
Quote from: derspiess on December 19, 2016, 07:00:04 PM
So are there going to be more left-wing preppers in the next few years?
They've been around a while already...
(https://pleatedjeans.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/hippie-commune.jpg)
(https://www.phactual.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/hog.jpg)
Just replace the guns with bongs.
Yeah, but more of them. And with guns.
Quote from: 11B4V on December 19, 2016, 06:47:08 PM
and I can reload for my other guns, few hundred rounds each, in a couple hours.
As a friend of mine likes to say, all you have to do is wait for the first good cold snap and you can pick up all the weapons and ammo you want from the dead preppers who thought survival was about weapons.
Quote from: Maximus on December 19, 2016, 07:18:24 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on December 19, 2016, 06:47:08 PM
and I can reload for my other guns, few hundred rounds each, in a couple hours.
As a friend of mine likes to say, all you have to do is wait for the first good cold snap and you can pick up all the weapons and ammo you want from the dead preppers who thought survival was about weapons.
Got the other bases covered. ;) But yes essentially.
Quote from: Maximus on December 19, 2016, 07:18:24 PM
As a friend of mine likes to say, all you have to do is wait for the first good cold snap and you can pick up all the weapons and ammo you want from the dead preppers who thought survival was about weapons.
Guns can be used to steal other stuff.
I'd assume Meri's bag is full of tampons and other female shit.
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 19, 2016, 08:53:15 PM
I'd assume Meri's bag is full of tampons and other female shit.
Hehe coupons
11B, can you NOT reload 5.56?
I've always figured ammo would be the real limiting factor in a post-apocalyptic world. We have like 300 million guns in America. I figure if the whatever kills 75% of them, that is a hell of a lot of guns per person left over.
But I imagine ammo would go fast...
Quote from: 11B4V on December 19, 2016, 06:43:30 PM
Quote from: merithyn on December 19, 2016, 03:21:05 PM
The world is coming to an end. War has been declared, and the first of many nuclear missiles are expected any day. Time to go!
What's in your bug-out bag?
My entire hunting package/gear. Take about 15-20 min to load. Add to that a couple thousand rounds of 5.56.
1. Make a good friend of 11B4V.
2. Profit in the post-apocalyptic wasteland.
Quote from: 11B4V on December 19, 2016, 08:59:33 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 19, 2016, 08:53:15 PM
I'd assume Meri's bag is full of tampons and other female shit.
Hehe coupons
:lol: coupons
A box of four sticky Tic-Tacs from 2013 and a keychain pepper spray.
I've got 5000 rounds of 7.62mm. Need more for the kampfgruppe I am creating.
Quote from: Valmy on December 19, 2016, 04:12:04 PM
See? The mountains of Idaho. Every screwjob knows that is where you go to wait out the end of civilization.
I always thought it was to be in what was left of a huge American city. That's what apocalypse movies seemed to indicate, from zombies to robots, everyone's going to the city and trying to make their stand there. Until they realize cities aren't safe.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 19, 2016, 07:34:55 PM
Guns can be used to steal other stuff.
Sure. What's the tipping point where you go on the mugging spree?
1 hour after societal breakdown.
Or hunger. Whichever comes first.
My blocks, a stuffed toy, and 2 candy bars.
Oh wait, that was in my hobo bag when I decided to leave home at age 5.
Quote from: PDH on December 19, 2016, 10:25:15 PM
My blocks, a stuffed toy, and 2 candy bars.
Oh wait, that was in my hobo bag when I decided to leave home at age 5.
has it really changed that much in the ensuing years?
Just make sure you wear one of the Trump "Make America Great" hats. Sane people will welcome you because they will appreciate the irony, and crazy people will welcome you because they will think you are on their side.
Quote from: PDH on December 19, 2016, 10:25:15 PM
My blocks, a stuffed toy, and 2 candy bars.
Oh wait, that was in my hobo bag when I decided to leave home at age 5.
Have you had any contact with your family?
I hope not to be alive in such a world. I live close enough to Brussels to be incinerated.
Quote from: Maximus on December 19, 2016, 10:08:41 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 19, 2016, 07:34:55 PM
Guns can be used to steal other stuff.
Sure. What's the tipping point where you go on the mugging spree?
No more toilet paper.
Quote from: grumbler on December 19, 2016, 11:08:10 PM
Just make sure you wear one of the Trump "Make America Great" hats. Sane people will welcome you because they will appreciate the irony, and crazy people will welcome you because they will think you are on their side.
No, we won't!
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 19, 2016, 08:53:15 PM
I'd assume Meri's bag is full of tampons and other female shit.
I have less of a need for tampons than you do, Mr. Cripple. :P
And if by "female shit" you mean food, medical supplies, waterproof matches/flint and striker, a good bowie knife, and a compass, you are correct. :D
Quote from: viper37 on December 19, 2016, 09:15:55 PM
I always thought it was to be in what was left of a huge American city. That's what apocalypse movies seemed to indicate, from zombies to robots, everyone's going to the city and trying to make their stand there. Until they realize cities aren't safe.
Cities would be the worst place to be. Huge demand with food with few resources.
Quote from: grumbler on December 19, 2016, 11:08:10 PM
Just make sure you wear one of the Trump "Make America Great" hats. Sane people will welcome you because they will appreciate the irony, and crazy people will welcome you because they will think you are on their side.
:lol: This could work. Potential downside: They spot the bright red hat and just blast you from a distance. Keep it in the bag until you get close enough for them to read/sound the words out.
Quote from: merithyn on December 20, 2016, 01:48:50 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 19, 2016, 08:53:15 PM
I'd assume Meri's bag is full of tampons and other female shit.
I have less of a need for tampons than you do, Mr. Cripple. :P
Ed uses them for Icy-Hot packs.
Quote from: merithyn on December 20, 2016, 01:48:50 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 19, 2016, 08:53:15 PM
I'd assume Meri's bag is full of tampons and other female shit.
I have less of a need for tampons than you do, Mr. Cripple. :P
And if by "female shit" you mean food, medical supplies, waterproof matches/flint and striker, a good bowie knife, and a compass, you are correct. :D
Somebody is a bit touchy. Must be that time of the month.
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 20, 2016, 07:55:09 PM
Somebody is a bit touchy. Must be that time of the month.
With the number of kids you've got now, it's obvious you're not very good at guessing what time of the month it is anyway.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 20, 2016, 08:07:59 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 20, 2016, 07:55:09 PM
Somebody is a bit touchy. Must be that time of the month.
With the number of kids you've got now, it's obvious you're not very good at guessing what time of the month it is anyway.
MIND YOUR OWN BIDNESS
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 20, 2016, 07:55:09 PM
Quote from: merithyn on December 20, 2016, 01:48:50 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 19, 2016, 08:53:15 PM
I'd assume Meri's bag is full of tampons and other female shit.
I have less of a need for tampons than you do, Mr. Cripple. :P
And if by "female shit" you mean food, medical supplies, waterproof matches/flint and striker, a good bowie knife, and a compass, you are correct. :D
Somebody is a bit touchy. Must be that time of the month.
Doctor: Ms. Meri, what is the date of your last menstrual cycle?
Meri: Five years before you were born. Now give me my AARP package and a new 'script for Oxycodone.
I work in downtown DC a few blocks from the White House and live within the blast radius of all but the smallest nukes. A nuclear war bug-out bag seems kinda pointless. I'd fill it with a six-pack and see how many I can finish before the shockwave hits. :cheers:
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on December 20, 2016, 09:39:16 PM
I work in downtown DC a few blocks from the White House and live within the blast radius of all but the smallest nukes. A nuclear war bug-out bag seems kinda pointless. I'd fill it with a six-pack and see how many I can finish before the shockwave hits. :cheers:
You got 10 minutes before a russian cruise missile hits. ENJOY
Maybe it's time to request a transfer to Idaho. :shifty:
Quote from: merithyn on December 19, 2016, 03:21:05 PM
The world is coming to an end. War has been declared, and the first of many nuclear missiles are expected any day. Time to go!
What's in your bug-out bag?
Why would I go anywhere?
Quote from: crazy canuck on December 20, 2016, 11:22:44 PM
Why would I go anywhere?
It is traditional to panic and run around like a headless chicken in these types of situations. So, I suppose, it is best to be a headless chicken with a bag full of useful stuff.
Quote from: Jacob on December 21, 2016, 01:58:07 AM
Quote from: crazy canuck on December 20, 2016, 11:22:44 PM
Why would I go anywhere?
It is traditional to panic and run around like a headless chicken in these types of situations. So, I suppose, it is best to be a headless chicken with a bag full of useful stuff.
You live in Canada, the Promised Land. There is no need for either of you to go anywhere, as most of us will be heading to you. :)
I'm going to Oregon. There's beer. :)
I'm ambushing Meri and stealing her bag.
Pass. :yuk:
Quote from: merithyn on December 21, 2016, 11:26:54 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 21, 2016, 10:19:20 PM
I'm ambushing Meri and stealing her bag.
There's beer.
Ed's bug-out bag has plenty of juice boxes and raisins. Some are even for the kids.
That and the massive amount of wet wipes needed.
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 21, 2016, 11:43:10 PM
That and the massive amount of wet wipes needed.
I love flushable ass naps. You never truly appreciate how clean your ass can be until you use ass naps. People will go their entire lives never realizing how dirty their asses actually are.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 21, 2016, 11:46:42 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 21, 2016, 11:43:10 PM
That and the massive amount of wet wipes needed.
I love flushable ass naps. You never truly appreciate how clean your ass can be until you use ass naps. People will go their entire lives never realizing how dirty their asses actually are.
That and TP tears my hemorrhoids up sometimes.
You can always dribble a little water on your Charmin.
Gross.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 21, 2016, 11:54:16 PM
You can always dribble a little water on your Charmin.
Charmin= bad for septic system.
Quote from: Maximus on December 19, 2016, 07:18:24 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on December 19, 2016, 06:47:08 PM
and I can reload for my other guns, few hundred rounds each, in a couple hours.
As a friend of mine likes to say, all you have to do is wait for the first good cold snap and you can pick up all the weapons and ammo you want from the dead preppers who thought survival was about weapons.
That's a great idea.
I wonder where the white supremacist around here keep their guns. :hmm:
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 21, 2016, 11:50:02 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 21, 2016, 11:46:42 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 21, 2016, 11:43:10 PM
That and the massive amount of wet wipes needed.
I love flushable ass naps. You never truly appreciate how clean your ass can be until you use ass naps. People will go their entire lives never realizing how dirty their asses actually are.
That and TP tears my hemorrhoids up sometimes.
Preparation H has ass naps, both boxed and individually wrapped. With soothing witch hazel. :)
My wife wouldn't get the thrill of applying the ass cream to my ass then. :(
I have gone to Ed Anger Alert Level 4- this shit might just get real
I conducted a full inventory of guns,ammo, food, water, medicine and sundry other items. I concluded I am fine on that score, but will increase water and TP supply.
I plan on retreating to my ancestral lands in Oklahoma. Plenty of spam and mayonnaise to last me months up there.
Valmy DEFCON is still at five though.
Quote from: Valmy on January 30, 2017, 08:09:25 PM
I plan on retreating to my ancestral lands in Oklahoma. Plenty of spam and mayonnaise to last me months up there.
Valmy DEFCON is still at five though.
BOOMER SOONER
Quote from: Valmy on January 30, 2017, 08:12:16 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 30, 2017, 08:11:16 PM
BOOMER SOONER
Nothing but Meth heads for miles.
Just like my ancestral lands. OH BEAUTIFUL HARLAN COUNTY. LETS TWEEK.
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 30, 2017, 08:06:09 PM
I have gone to Ed Anger Alert Level 4- this shit might just get real
I conducted a full inventory of guns,ammo, food, water, medicine and sundry other items. I concluded I am fine on that score, but will increase water and TP supply.
Relax you'll be fine for several years, they'll not start picking on people with physical disabilities for a while.
Quote from: mongers on January 30, 2017, 09:31:10 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 30, 2017, 08:06:09 PM
I have gone to Ed Anger Alert Level 4- this shit might just get real
I conducted a full inventory of guns,ammo, food, water, medicine and sundry other items. I concluded I am fine on that score, but will increase water and TP supply.
Relax you'll be fine for several years, they'll not start picking on people with physical disabilities for a while.
Dude, he's within pedaling distance to Wright-Patterson AFB. He's beyond toast. He's flashburn. :lol:
Quote from: mongers on January 30, 2017, 09:31:10 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 30, 2017, 08:06:09 PM
I have gone to Ed Anger Alert Level 4- this shit might just get real
I conducted a full inventory of guns,ammo, food, water, medicine and sundry other items. I concluded I am fine on that score, but will increase water and TP supply.
Relax you'll be fine for several years, they'll not start picking on people with physical disabilities for a while.
Did a bike retard just take a shot at me? Garbon, I will pay you a crisp 20 pound note to track this miscreant down and smash his bike. Tamas, 10 pounds of beets for the same job.
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 30, 2017, 09:45:42 PM
Quote from: mongers on January 30, 2017, 09:31:10 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 30, 2017, 08:06:09 PM
I have gone to Ed Anger Alert Level 4- this shit might just get real
I conducted a full inventory of guns,ammo, food, water, medicine and sundry other items. I concluded I am fine on that score, but will increase water and TP supply.
Relax you'll be fine for several years, they'll not start picking on people with physical disabilities for a while.
Did a bike retard just take a shot at me? Garbon, I will pay you a crisp 20 pound note to track this miscreant down and smash his bike. Tamas, 10 pounds of beets for the same job.
No. :blush:
Just over-emphasising you'll be safe - white, middle-class, nice house etc,; others like Garbon, less safe.
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 30, 2017, 09:45:42 PM
Did a bike retard just take a shot at me? Garbon, I will pay you a crisp 20 pound note to track this miscreant down and smash his bike. Tamas, 10 pounds of beets for the same job.
mongers on a bike getting run down by Tamas on an ox. That would be awesome.
GRAND THEFT GYPSY
Quote from: mongers on January 30, 2017, 09:50:07 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 30, 2017, 09:45:42 PM
Quote from: mongers on January 30, 2017, 09:31:10 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 30, 2017, 08:06:09 PM
I have gone to Ed Anger Alert Level 4- this shit might just get real
I conducted a full inventory of guns,ammo, food, water, medicine and sundry other items. I concluded I am fine on that score, but will increase water and TP supply.
Relax you'll be fine for several years, they'll not start picking on people with physical disabilities for a while.
Did a bike retard just take a shot at me? Garbon, I will pay you a crisp 20 pound note to track this miscreant down and smash his bike. Tamas, 10 pounds of beets for the same job.
No. :blush:
Just over-emphasising you'll be safe - white, middle-class, nice house etc,; others like Garbon, less safe.
Ed has nothing than ace wraps, Bengay, and a butterscotch's in his bugout bag. Don't let him fool you.
3 Stars for beet theft? OUTRAGEOUS
Quote from: 11B4V on January 30, 2017, 10:00:55 PM
Quote from: mongers on January 30, 2017, 09:50:07 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 30, 2017, 09:45:42 PM
Quote from: mongers on January 30, 2017, 09:31:10 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 30, 2017, 08:06:09 PM
I have gone to Ed Anger Alert Level 4- this shit might just get real
I conducted a full inventory of guns,ammo, food, water, medicine and sundry other items. I concluded I am fine on that score, but will increase water and TP supply.
Relax you'll be fine for several years, they'll not start picking on people with physical disabilities for a while.
Did a bike retard just take a shot at me? Garbon, I will pay you a crisp 20 pound note to track this miscreant down and smash his bike. Tamas, 10 pounds of beets for the same job.
No. :blush:
Just over-emphasising you'll be safe - white, middle-class, nice house etc,; others like Garbon, less safe.
Ed has nothing than ace wraps, Bengay, and a butterscotch's in his bugout bag. Don't let him fool you.
And juice boxes
I'm in Santa Cruz now. The bug out bag is 7...no wait...5...4 joints, some hummus, a spare pair of birkenstocks, a Bernie bumper sticker, and a Grateful Dead poster.
Quote from: PDH on January 30, 2017, 10:02:42 PM
I'm in Santa Cruz now. The bug out bag is 7...no wait...5...4 joints, some hummus, a spare pair of birkenstocks, a Bernie bumper sticker, and a Grateful Dead poster.
You should ditch Katmai, that dude'll really slow you down.
:huh:
Bad move. Keep the beaner while in California.
Ed would just throw a rock at him, and make him fall off the cliff to his death.
Quote from: mongers on January 30, 2017, 10:55:49 PM
I though he was a Grateful Dead fan?
Sometimes my heart really goes out to you mongers. :cry:
My post apocalyptic California adventuring party would be
Garbon
Seedy
Ed
YI
Berkut
Raz
Grumbler
Quote from: 11B4V on January 30, 2017, 10:59:45 PM
My post apocalyptic California adventuring party would be
Garbon
Seedy
Ed
YI
Berkut
Raz
Grumbler
I was about to say I would only slow you down, then I saw Boner on the list.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 30, 2017, 11:02:42 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on January 30, 2017, 10:59:45 PM
My post apocalyptic California adventuring party would be
Garbon
Seedy
Ed
YI
Berkut
Raz
Grumbler
I was about to say I would only slow you down, then I saw Boner on the list.
I think ForBy meant, people he and grumbler could eat along the way if the going got real tough.
Ed and I will work off the buddy system with the defibrillator.
He'll use you two as speed bumps. You don't have to be the fastest, you just can't be the slowest.
Quote from: mongers on January 30, 2017, 11:06:54 PM
I think ForBy meant, people he and grumbler could eat along the way if the going got real tough.
Ed's so full of chemicals, he's not safe for consumption.
Quote from: 11B4V on January 30, 2017, 10:59:45 PM
My post apocalyptic California adventuring party would be
Garbon
Seedy
Ed
YI
Berkut
Raz
Grumbler
<_<
Sure, leave off the archer who kills and dresses farm animals on the regular. You boys have fun with that.
He picked Raz so I don't think it was based on their wilderness skill competence.
Quote from: Valmy on January 31, 2017, 03:04:58 PM
He picked Raz so I don't think it was based on their wilderness skill competence.
And Garbon, who, much as I love him, isn't likely to be much help outside a city environment.
Quote from: merithyn on January 31, 2017, 03:03:17 PM
<_<
Sure, leave off the archer who kills and dresses farm animals on the regular. You boys have fun with that.
Too much inter-group drama. Doesn't work and play well with others. Would leave for a new group after a while.
Quote from: merithyn on January 31, 2017, 03:03:17 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on January 30, 2017, 10:59:45 PM
My post apocalyptic California adventuring party would be
Garbon
Seedy
Ed
YI
Berkut
Raz
Grumbler
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Sure, leave off the archer who kills and dresses farm animals on the regular. You boys have fun with that.
I picked it for the lively convention. Entertainment is a premium in a survival situation.
Quote from: Valmy on January 31, 2017, 03:04:58 PM
He picked Raz so I don't think it was based on their wilderness skill competence.
He was going to eat us.
Quote from: 11B4V on January 31, 2017, 08:07:51 PM
I picked it for the lively convention. Entertainment is a premium in a survival situation.
Smart phones and autocorrect I get, so no grief about lively convention, but if you're going to edit the post anyway you should clean up that mess.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 31, 2017, 08:11:39 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on January 31, 2017, 08:07:51 PM
I picked it for the lively convention. Entertainment is a premium in a survival situation.
Smart phones and autocorrect I get, so no grief about lively convention, but if you're going to edit the post anyway you should clean up that mess.
Too late now, you quoted it.
11Bravo picked today for "Talk Like a 19th Century Genteel Man of Letters Day."
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 31, 2017, 04:17:58 PM
Quote from: merithyn on January 31, 2017, 03:03:17 PM
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Sure, leave off the archer who kills and dresses farm animals on the regular. You boys have fun with that.
Too much inter-group drama. Doesn't work and play well with others. Would leave for a new group after a while.
Would get shot in the back for nagging.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 31, 2017, 04:17:58 PM
Quote from: merithyn on January 31, 2017, 03:03:17 PM
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Sure, leave off the archer who kills and dresses farm animals on the regular. You boys have fun with that.
Too much inter-group drama. Doesn't work and play well with others. Would leave for a new group after a while.
Current job: Love them all, working and playing well with all of them, plan to stay indefinitely.
But you're right. You're not a functional group of people, and I don't tolerate dysfunction well.
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 31, 2017, 08:53:11 PM
Would get shot in the back for nagging.
Fuck you. And did you take your meds? And for god's sake, shower every once in a while. My eyes are watering here...
:lol: NASTY WOMAN GETS: NASTY
YOU ARENT MY MOM!
*opens fire*
My God. We would all die in less than an hour in a post-apocalyptic scenario wouldn't we? By friendly fire.
Yes. I would bathe in everybody's blood.
it certainly wouldn't last 8 seasons, that's for sure.
Quote from: Valmy on January 31, 2017, 09:08:54 PM
My God. We would all die in less than an hour in a post-apocalyptic scenario wouldn't we? By friendly fire.
its not friendly if Ed does it on purpose to take your mac n cheese
The key is to shiv Ed before the apocalypse. He'd never see it coming.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 31, 2017, 09:13:27 PM
The key is to shiv Ed before the apocalypse. He'd never see it coming.
I've got 8 year old backup. TWIN MIND POWERS.
And their own AR-15's.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 31, 2017, 09:13:27 PM
The key is to shiv Ed before the apocalypse. He'd never see it coming.
and if you guys do descend into cannibalism his liver has to be like a fine foie gras by now.
*Looks over at Raz and Grumbler arguing a minor point for the last hour*
*laughs hysterically*
Quote from: HVC on January 31, 2017, 09:16:12 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 31, 2017, 09:13:27 PM
The key is to shiv Ed before the apocalypse. He'd never see it coming.
and if you guys do descend into cannibalism his liver has to be like a fine foie gras by now.
"This liver is scarred. And tastes like Norcos"
Quote from: HVC on January 31, 2017, 09:16:12 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 31, 2017, 09:13:27 PM
The key is to shiv Ed before the apocalypse. He'd never see it coming.
and if you guys do descend into cannibalism his liver has to be like a fine foie gras by now.
Dude, it's its own Superfund site. Not even the Chinese would eat that shit.
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 31, 2017, 09:18:14 PM
Quote from: HVC on January 31, 2017, 09:16:12 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 31, 2017, 09:13:27 PM
The key is to shiv Ed before the apocalypse. He'd never see it coming.
and if you guys do descend into cannibalism his liver has to be like a fine foie gras by now.
"This liver is scarred. And tastes like Norcos"
does Norcos have any hallucinogenic effects? is so, dinner and a show.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 31, 2017, 09:20:02 PM
Quote from: HVC on January 31, 2017, 09:16:12 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 31, 2017, 09:13:27 PM
The key is to shiv Ed before the apocalypse. He'd never see it coming.
and if you guys do descend into cannibalism his liver has to be like a fine foie gras by now.
Dude, it's its own Superfund site. Not even the Chinese would eat that shit.
hey, post apocalyptic road warriors cant afford to be choosy.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/18/Roadwar_2000_Coverart.png/250px-Roadwar_2000_Coverart.png)
I imagine Boner's liver tasting like fresh Lake Erie shell fish.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 31, 2017, 09:28:51 PM
I imagine Boner's liver tasting like fresh Lake Erie shell fish.
You'll see your spirit animal. Forever.
And it spontaneously combusts.