What's in your bug-out bag?

[MadBurgerMaker]

Just make sure you wear one of the Trump "Make America Great" hats.  Sane people will welcome you because they will appreciate the irony, and crazy people will welcome you because they will think you are on their side.

  This could work.  Potential downside:  They spot the bright red hat and just blast you from a distance.  Keep it in the bag until you get close enough for them to read/sound the words out.

[CountDeMoney]

I'd assume Meri's bag is full of tampons and other female shit.

I have less of a need for tampons than you do, Mr. Cripple.

Ed uses them for Icy-Hot packs.

[Ed Anger]

I'd assume Meri's bag is full of tampons and other female shit.

I have less of a need for tampons than you do, Mr. Cripple.

And if by "female shit" you mean food, medical supplies, waterproof matches/flint and striker, a good bowie knife, and a compass, you are correct.

Somebody is a bit touchy. Must be that time of the month.

[CountDeMoney]

Somebody is a bit touchy. Must be that time of the month.

With the number of kids you've got now, it's obvious you're not very good at guessing what time of the month it is anyway.

[Ed Anger]

Somebody is a bit touchy. Must be that time of the month.

With the number of kids you've got now, it's obvious you're not very good at guessing what time of the month it is anyway.

MIND YOUR OWN BIDNESS

[merithyn]

I'd assume Meri's bag is full of tampons and other female shit.

I have less of a need for tampons than you do, Mr. Cripple.

And if by "female shit" you mean food, medical supplies, waterproof matches/flint and striker, a good bowie knife, and a compass, you are correct.

Somebody is a bit touchy. Must be that time of the month.

Doctor: Ms. Meri, what is the date of your last menstrual cycle?
Meri: Five years before you were born. Now give me my AARP package and a new 'script for Oxycodone.

[HisMajestyBOB]

I work in downtown DC a few blocks from the White House and live within the blast radius of all but the smallest nukes. A nuclear war bug-out bag seems kinda pointless. I'd fill it with a six-pack and see how many I can finish before the shockwave hits.

[Ed Anger]

I work in downtown DC a few blocks from the White House and live within the blast radius of all but the smallest nukes. A nuclear war bug-out bag seems kinda pointless. I'd fill it with a six-pack and see how many I can finish before the shockwave hits.

You got 10 minutes before a russian cruise missile hits. ENJOY

[Eddie Teach]

Maybe it's time to request a transfer to Idaho.

[crazy canuck]

The world is coming to an end. War has been declared, and the first of many nuclear missiles are expected any day. Time to go!

What's in your bug-out bag?

Why would I go anywhere?

[Jacob]

Why would I go anywhere?

It is traditional to panic and run around like a headless chicken in these types of situations. So, I suppose, it is best to be a headless chicken with a bag full of useful stuff.

[merithyn]

Why would I go anywhere?

It is traditional to panic and run around like a headless chicken in these types of situations. So, I suppose, it is best to be a headless chicken with a bag full of useful stuff.

You live in Canada, the Promised Land. There is no need for either of you to go anywhere, as most of us will be heading to you.

[MadImmortalMan]

I'm going to Oregon. There's beer. 

[Ed Anger]

I'm ambushing Meri and stealing her bag.

[merithyn]

I'm ambushing Meri and stealing her bag.

There's beer.