What's in your bug-out bag?

[Ed Anger]

Pass. 

[CountDeMoney]

I'm ambushing Meri and stealing her bag.

There's beer.

Ed's bug-out bag has plenty of juice boxes and raisins.  Some are even for the kids.

[Ed Anger]

That and the massive amount of wet wipes needed.

[CountDeMoney]

That and the massive amount of wet wipes needed.

I love flushable ass naps.  You never truly appreciate how clean your ass can be until you use ass naps.  People will go their entire lives never realizing how dirty their asses actually are.

[Ed Anger]

That and the massive amount of wet wipes needed.

I love flushable ass naps.  You never truly appreciate how clean your ass can be until you use ass naps.  People will go their entire lives never realizing how dirty their asses actually are.

That and TP tears my hemorrhoids up sometimes.

[Admiral Yi]

You can always dribble a little water on your Charmin.

[Ed Anger]

Gross.

[11B4V]

You can always dribble a little water on your Charmin.

Charmin= bad for septic system.

[Grey Fox]

and I can reload for my other guns, few hundred rounds each, in a couple hours.

As a friend of mine likes to say, all you have to do is wait for the first good cold snap and you can pick up all the weapons and ammo you want from the dead preppers who thought survival was about weapons.

That's a great idea.

I wonder where the white supremacist around here keep their guns. 

[CountDeMoney]

That and the massive amount of wet wipes needed.

I love flushable ass naps.  You never truly appreciate how clean your ass can be until you use ass naps.  People will go their entire lives never realizing how dirty their asses actually are.

That and TP tears my hemorrhoids up sometimes.

Preparation H has ass naps, both boxed and individually wrapped.  With soothing witch hazel. 

[Ed Anger]

My wife wouldn't get the thrill of applying the ass cream to my ass then.

[Ed Anger]

I have gone to Ed Anger Alert Level 4- this shit might just get real

I conducted a full inventory of guns,ammo, food, water, medicine and sundry other items. I concluded I am fine on that score, but will increase water and TP supply.

[Valmy]

I plan on retreating to my ancestral lands in Oklahoma. Plenty of spam and mayonnaise to last me months up there.

Valmy DEFCON is still at five though.

[Ed Anger]

I plan on retreating to my ancestral lands in Oklahoma. Plenty of spam and mayonnaise to last me months up there.

Valmy DEFCON is still at five though.

BOOMER SOONER

[Valmy]

BOOMER SOONER

Nothing but Meth heads for miles.