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Poll
Question: Decisions, Decisions
Option 1: Russian Roulette (.357 revolver) votes: 4
Option 2: Polish Roulette (.45 semiauto) votes: 4
Option 3: The rarely seen, rarely executed Triple Lindy off a parking deck votes: 3
Option 4: Jersey barrier at 95 mph votes: 2
Option 5: Plenty of scripts and wine bottles, socks, candles, a little Sade in the background votes: 5
Option 6: Oh, you have a list of people you reeeeeeally want to have the last word with first votes: 13
Title: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2016, 09:59:34 AM
Option 1: Puts some randomness in it; the tension is palpable!  Until it's not!

Option 2: C'mon, that's just comedy gold.

Option 3: Pros? Pretty view, pretty quiet on the way down. Cons?  Pretty messy.

Option 4: Gives the local volunteer fire department something to do.

Option 5: Countless Baby Boomer divorcées can't be wrong.

Option 6:  Could make for compelling TV for a bit.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Valmy on August 30, 2016, 10:01:47 AM
Option 6. Make it worth your while.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Barrister on August 30, 2016, 10:03:45 AM
OPtion 7 - don't do it.  Languish, your cats, and your parents all need you. :hug:

Plus think of what will happen to your wargames once you're gone. :o
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: lustindarkness on August 30, 2016, 10:04:54 AM
Not funny Seedy, asshole. :mad:
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2016, 10:07:26 AM
Bite me.  Lunch was already taken. :mad:
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Monoriu on August 30, 2016, 10:08:38 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2016, 10:07:26 AM
Bite me.  Lunch was already taken. :mad:

Then ask for breakfast or dinner :contract:
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Eddie Teach on August 30, 2016, 10:10:18 AM
Option 8. Go to Pamplona and run with the bulls.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Valmy on August 30, 2016, 10:14:29 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 30, 2016, 10:10:18 AM
Option 8. Go to Pamplona and run with the bulls.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnoticiasdecamargo.es%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F07%2FEncierro-infantil-Revilla-2013_3.jpg&hash=027ca14308878005bcdced7449aa5653dfcc725c)
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: celedhring on August 30, 2016, 10:38:53 AM
Option 9. Death by snu snu.

At least enjoy your last moments in this dimension.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Josquius on August 30, 2016, 10:52:29 AM
Take a shot at Putin
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2016, 11:03:17 AM
Quote from: Tyr on August 30, 2016, 10:52:29 AM
Take a shot at Putin

I dunno, man...seems to me he gets the drop on you.

The Curious Deaths Of Kremlin Critics (http://n.pr/2c4qA6y)
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Grey Fox on August 30, 2016, 11:04:27 AM
No, quitter.

Fuck you.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Berkut on August 30, 2016, 11:08:26 AM
I was going to suggest we do another Gettysburg trip soon, but I don't want to walk into #6...
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2016, 11:13:27 AM
lol

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-0JFZBTlI9Jg%2FTjY9YOgVMrI%2FAAAAAAAAAgc%2FFtsNgOqw8hU%2Fs1600%2Fdoggonesouth41.jpg&hash=60be9a8c986b19bbe62ae03186734a3ade112cb2)
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: alfred russel on August 30, 2016, 11:50:42 AM
Book a one way ticket to Bangkok, blow your life savings raw dogging it in brothels, and succumb to an STD overload within a year.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: DontSayBanana on August 30, 2016, 11:53:58 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on August 30, 2016, 11:50:42 AM
Book a one way ticket to Bangkok, blow your life savings raw dogging it in brothels, and succumb to an STD overload within a year.

See?  Death by snu snu should have been an option.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: lustindarkness on August 30, 2016, 12:00:19 PM
BTW, how would you do the jersey barrier at 95 mph? Rental?
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Valmy on August 30, 2016, 12:01:45 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2016, 11:03:17 AM
Quote from: Tyr on August 30, 2016, 10:52:29 AM
Take a shot at Putin

I dunno, man...seems to me he gets the drop on you.

The Curious Deaths Of Kremlin Critics (http://n.pr/2c4qA6y)


Well you did request a method of suicide.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: DontSayBanana on August 30, 2016, 12:01:52 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on August 30, 2016, 12:00:19 PM
BTW, how would you do the jersey barrier at 95 mph? Rental?

He could ride with me, Thelma and Louise style.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Jacob on August 30, 2016, 12:10:32 PM
Yeah, I'm with the "do something extravagant or drastic"... like Dorsey's "go to Bangkok" scheme or "retire to a low cost Central American country and get involved in organized crime or progressive politics and see what happens next."

Alternately - since you're Catholic - how about joining a mendicant order or monastery somewhere?

So yeah, my recommendation is "slowly and in pursuit of a greater goal".

If you're ready to write your life off, why not use it in pursuit of something quixotic, noble, or dangerous?
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Tonitrus on August 30, 2016, 12:13:27 PM
Join a Kurdish/Christian militant group fighting ISIS.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Oexmelin on August 30, 2016, 12:15:44 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on August 30, 2016, 10:04:54 AM
Not funny Seedy, asshole. :mad:

This.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Hamilcar on August 30, 2016, 12:20:40 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on August 30, 2016, 12:13:27 PM
Join a Kurdish/Christian militant group fighting ISIS.

Might fail. We'll see Seedy bringing al-Baghdadi in to the nearest US facility in cuffs. Just his luck.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2016, 12:26:24 PM
Quote from: Jacob on August 30, 2016, 12:10:32 PM
If you're ready to write your life off, why not use it in pursuit of something quixotic, noble, or dangerous?

Sitting for the P&C exam to get my bail bonds license again? That's just sick, man.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Hamilcar on August 30, 2016, 12:27:33 PM
Quote from: Jacob on August 30, 2016, 12:10:32 PM
Alternately - since you're Catholic - how about joining a mendicant order or monastery somewhere?

This is good advice. Monastic orders can be a good place to heal and think.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Hamilcar on August 30, 2016, 12:28:14 PM
French Foreign Legion? Badass, exotic, dangerous AND French!
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Valmy on August 30, 2016, 12:28:40 PM
Quote from: Hamilcar on August 30, 2016, 12:28:14 PM
French Foreign Legion? Badass, exotic, dangerous AND French!

:wub:
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Barrister on August 30, 2016, 12:31:33 PM
Quote from: Hamilcar on August 30, 2016, 12:28:14 PM
French Foreign Legion? Badass, exotic, dangerous AND French!

QuoteThe maximum age limit for joining the Foreign Legion is 39 years and 6 months. That means you have to be 39 years, 6 months and 0 days old at the maximum when you are knocking on the Legion's gate.

http://foreignlegion.info/french-foreign-legion-age-requirements/

:(
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Caliga on August 30, 2016, 12:33:08 PM
Quote from: Hamilcar on August 30, 2016, 12:28:14 PM
French!
I mean I guess if you're going to surrender your life, might as well do it with the world's greatest experts on surrendering.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Hamilcar on August 30, 2016, 12:33:43 PM
Quote from: Caliga on August 30, 2016, 12:33:08 PM
Quote from: Hamilcar on August 30, 2016, 12:28:14 PM
French!
I mean I guess if you're going to surrender your life, might as well do it with the world's greatest experts on surrendering.

You seem to not have heard of the French Foreign Legion before.  :huh:
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Caliga on August 30, 2016, 12:34:23 PM
Relax, it's a joke.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2016, 12:34:52 PM
Quote from: Hamilcar on August 30, 2016, 12:27:33 PM
Quote from: Jacob on August 30, 2016, 12:10:32 PM
Alternately - since you're Catholic - how about joining a mendicant order or monastery somewhere?

This is good advice. Monastic orders can be a good place to heal and think.

I wrestled in high school, so I already learned all the pinning holds:  Half Nelson and the Full Nelson;  no reason to learn the Father Nelson. 
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Razgovory on August 30, 2016, 12:36:57 PM
Quote from: Oexmelin on August 30, 2016, 12:15:44 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on August 30, 2016, 10:04:54 AM
Not funny Seedy, asshole. :mad:

This.

I agree, this is not a good joke.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Valmy on August 30, 2016, 12:37:16 PM
Quote from: Caliga on August 30, 2016, 12:34:23 PM
Relax, it's a joke.

Yet you have zero patience for Kentucky jokes. :(
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Caliga on August 30, 2016, 12:38:09 PM
Meh, I'm over it now.  Mock away. :)
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2016, 12:53:37 PM
We discussed the FFL about 8 years ago, and Yi gave me shit about how there were better ways to get your adrenaline rush than being smacked around by French junior officers for peanuts. :D
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Admiral Yi on August 30, 2016, 01:07:16 PM
Quote from: Caliga on August 30, 2016, 12:38:09 PM
Meh, I'm over it now.  Mock away. :)

How can you tell a toothbrush was made in Kentucky?

[spoiler]Only has one bristle.[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Caliga on August 30, 2016, 01:23:30 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Eddie Teach on August 30, 2016, 01:34:07 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 30, 2016, 12:36:57 PM
Quote from: Oexmelin on August 30, 2016, 12:15:44 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on August 30, 2016, 10:04:54 AM
Not funny Seedy, asshole. :mad:

This.

I agree, this is not a good joke.

Neither is offering to set Ide on fire.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Admiral Yi on August 30, 2016, 01:39:41 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2016, 12:53:37 PM
We discussed the FFL about 8 years ago, and Yi gave me shit about how there were better ways to get your adrenaline rush than being smacked around by French junior officers for peanuts. :D

wut?  :huh:
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2016, 01:42:25 PM
Yeah, I still have my memory, Lebowski.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Grinning_Colossus on August 30, 2016, 02:14:20 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on August 30, 2016, 12:13:27 PM
Join a Kurdish/Christian militant group fighting ISIS.

Spend your live savings on a Cessna, fly it to Kobane, attach machine guns to it like that guy in Biafra, and go down strafing ISISites.  :yes:
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: lustindarkness on August 30, 2016, 02:26:45 PM
I found something for you Seedy. On the 24th, you can run the Baltimore Quarry Crusher Run for me (the Bham one was awesome!) at the Havre De Grace Quarry. You will die or at least wish you did, I know I sure felt that way when I ran that race. :hug: Thanks!
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2016, 03:44:25 PM
In he shape I'm in these days, yes, that would be quite the cardiac event #ClearBzzzt
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Martinus on August 30, 2016, 03:47:01 PM
Become a vigilante avenger, like Daredevil.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: HVC on August 30, 2016, 04:00:12 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 30, 2016, 03:47:01 PM
Become a vigilante avenger, like Daredevil.
the Rabbit Renegade!
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Admiral Yi on August 30, 2016, 04:05:40 PM
The Ebony Leprechaun!
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: jimmy olsen on August 30, 2016, 06:05:00 PM
How about you don't?

Not funny.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Ed Anger on August 30, 2016, 06:07:27 PM
I have my plans ready when my liver fails.  :)
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2016, 06:21:41 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 30, 2016, 06:05:00 PM
How about you don't?

Not funny.

How about you STFU, I'm trying to watch "Uncontrollably Fond" here, you're pissing on the mood.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: grumbler on August 30, 2016, 07:02:25 PM
Quote from: HVC on August 30, 2016, 04:00:12 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 30, 2016, 03:47:01 PM
Become a vigilante avenger, like Daredevil.
the RWabbit RWenegade!
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: 11B4V on August 30, 2016, 07:41:11 PM
Option 7:  Get all lippy and uppity during a traffic stop.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Monoriu on August 30, 2016, 07:46:01 PM
I think living in China should be an option.  Just imagine CdM job hunting in China, working through the Chinese bureaucracy for all kinds of permits, being subject to Chinese propaganda non-stop etc.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2016, 07:53:03 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on August 30, 2016, 07:41:11 PM
Option 7:  Get all lippy and uppity during a traffic stop.

I PAY YOUR SALARY
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: 11B4V on August 30, 2016, 08:03:48 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2016, 07:53:03 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on August 30, 2016, 07:41:11 PM
Option 7:  Get all lippy and uppity during a traffic stop.

I PAY YOUR SALARY

and my retirement too.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2016, 08:10:27 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on August 30, 2016, 08:03:48 PM
and my retirement too.

Hopefully not for long, after Proconsul Trump sends you south to augment the border and you catch a hot one square in the face from Gaspar Gomez and the Diaz brothers.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: 11B4V on August 30, 2016, 08:17:41 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2016, 08:10:27 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on August 30, 2016, 08:03:48 PM
and my retirement too.

Hopefully not for long, after Proconsul Trump sends you south to augment the border and you catch a hot one square in the face from Gaspar Gomez and the Diaz brothers.
Beaners are poor marksmen. Got nothing to worry about there.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Ed Anger on August 30, 2016, 08:19:35 PM
Maybe Proconsul Trump will name me Magister Militum. :w00t:

11 Bravo will be my dog robber.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: 11B4V on August 30, 2016, 09:48:16 PM
Trump will build Glitter Boys.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Ed Anger on August 30, 2016, 09:49:48 PM
If that a fucking RIFTS refrence?
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: 11B4V on August 30, 2016, 09:50:29 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 30, 2016, 09:49:48 PM
If that a fucking RIFTS refrence?

Yup
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Ed Anger on August 30, 2016, 09:51:02 PM
Gaaaaaaaaaaaay
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: 11B4V on August 30, 2016, 09:53:02 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 30, 2016, 09:51:02 PM
Gaaaaaaaaaaaay

YOUR GAY  :mad:
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Ed Anger on August 30, 2016, 09:54:45 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on August 30, 2016, 09:53:02 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 30, 2016, 09:51:02 PM
Gaaaaaaaaaaaay

YOUR GAY  :mad:

U r. Palladium books sell to pedos.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Ed Anger on August 30, 2016, 09:55:23 PM
Also, Kursk sucks and the eastern front is boring.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: 11B4V on August 30, 2016, 09:58:37 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 30, 2016, 09:55:23 PM
Also, Kursk sucks and the eastern front is boring.

Don't bother with RSVP to the Totenkopf end of summer BBQ.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2016, 09:59:42 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 30, 2016, 09:54:45 PM
U r. Palladium books sell to pedos.

:lol: 

The Toughskins of RPGs
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Ed Anger on August 30, 2016, 10:00:39 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on August 30, 2016, 09:58:37 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 30, 2016, 09:55:23 PM
Also, Kursk sucks and the eastern front is boring.

Don't bother with RSVP to the Totenkopf end of summer BBQ.

Everything tastes like ash.  :yuk:
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2016, 10:01:06 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on August 30, 2016, 09:58:37 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 30, 2016, 09:55:23 PM
Also, Kursk sucks and the eastern front is boring.

Don't bother with RSVP to the Totenkopf end of summer BBQ.

Now you just pay that Battle of the Bulge fanboi no mind, he just spiteful.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Ed Anger on August 30, 2016, 10:03:09 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2016, 10:01:06 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on August 30, 2016, 09:58:37 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 30, 2016, 09:55:23 PM
Also, Kursk sucks and the eastern front is boring.

Don't bother with RSVP to the Totenkopf end of summer BBQ.

Now you just pay that Battle of the Bulge fanboi no mind, he just spiteful.

Western desert sir.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: 11B4V on August 30, 2016, 10:03:32 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2016, 10:01:06 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on August 30, 2016, 09:58:37 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 30, 2016, 09:55:23 PM
Also, Kursk sucks and the eastern front is boring.

Don't bother with RSVP to the Totenkopf end of summer BBQ.

Now you just pay that Battle of the Bulge fanboi no mind, he just spiteful.

BotB, so overrated.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Ed Anger on August 30, 2016, 10:04:08 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on August 30, 2016, 10:03:32 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2016, 10:01:06 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on August 30, 2016, 09:58:37 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 30, 2016, 09:55:23 PM
Also, Kursk sucks and the eastern front is boring.

Don't bother with RSVP to the Totenkopf end of summer BBQ.

Now you just pay that Battle of the Bulge fanboi no mind, he just spiteful.

BotB, so overrated.

Johchim Peiper. :wub:
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: 11B4V on August 30, 2016, 10:04:17 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 30, 2016, 10:03:09 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2016, 10:01:06 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on August 30, 2016, 09:58:37 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 30, 2016, 09:55:23 PM
Also, Kursk sucks and the eastern front is boring.

Don't bother with RSVP to the Totenkopf end of summer BBQ.

Now you just pay that Battle of the Bulge fanboi no mind, he just spiteful.

Western desert sir.

Oh there's a snoozer.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: 11B4V on August 30, 2016, 10:05:24 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 30, 2016, 10:04:08 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on August 30, 2016, 10:03:32 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2016, 10:01:06 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on August 30, 2016, 09:58:37 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 30, 2016, 09:55:23 PM
Also, Kursk sucks and the eastern front is boring.

Don't bother with RSVP to the Totenkopf end of summer BBQ.

Now you just pay that Battle of the Bulge fanboi no mind, he just spiteful.

BotB, so overrated.

Johchim Peiper. :wub:

Good battalion commander. Not much else. Overrated.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2016, 10:07:38 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 30, 2016, 10:03:09 PM
Western desert sir.

Brits in Bermuda shorts.  And Rommel was a crossdresser.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Ed Anger on August 30, 2016, 10:10:14 PM
I will continue this tomorrow. I need to go to bed.

Nighty night.

P.S. Monty in a beret.  :homestar:
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2016, 10:12:28 PM
Yeah...It is Ambien o'clock, alright.

Fuck Monty.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: 11B4V on August 30, 2016, 10:13:13 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2016, 10:07:38 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 30, 2016, 10:03:09 PM
Western desert sir.

Brits in Bermuda shorts.  And Rommel was a crossdresser.
WD was a soccer game with tanks and artillery.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: derspiess on August 31, 2016, 08:36:39 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2016, 10:12:28 PM
Yeah...It is Ambien o'clock, alright.

Fuck Monty.

Lol my brother takes Ambien.  Late night phone conversations with him are hilarious.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Ed Anger on August 31, 2016, 08:39:34 AM
I can't take Ambien. Fucking liver disease.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: DontSayBanana on August 31, 2016, 10:17:19 AM
Quote from: Barrister on August 30, 2016, 12:31:33 PM
Quote from: Hamilcar on August 30, 2016, 12:28:14 PM
French Foreign Legion? Badass, exotic, dangerous AND French!

QuoteThe maximum age limit for joining the Foreign Legion is 39 years and 6 months. That means you have to be 39 years, 6 months and 0 days old at the maximum when you are knocking on the Legion's gate.

http://foreignlegion.info/french-foreign-legion-age-requirements/

:(

I can still get in for a little while! :w00t:
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Brazen on August 31, 2016, 10:19:50 AM
Don't do it Seedy! We still have to marry and have months of kinky sex before the inevitable acrimonious split and custody battle for the 17 rescue cats.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 31, 2016, 11:41:04 AM
Quote from: derspiess on August 31, 2016, 08:36:39 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2016, 10:12:28 PM
Yeah...It is Ambien o'clock, alright.

Fuck Monty.

Lol my brother takes Ambien.  Late night phone conversations with him are hilarious.

Levels me out with my various sleep disorders.  Doc wants me to go down and stay down for the night.
And yeah, if you don't go to sleep at T-minus 30, it will go to sleep for you.  :lol:  Seriously, this is the best sleep I've had in years.

Trying to remeber which comedian said he liked to take an Ambien before leaving work, and then racing it home...:lol:

Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 31, 2016, 11:44:28 AM
Quote from: Brazen on August 31, 2016, 10:19:50 AM
Don't do it Seedy! We still have to marry and have months of kinky sex before the inevitable acrimonious split and custody battle for the 17 rescue cats.

Tell me more about this "kinky" of which you speak.... :hmm:
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: lustindarkness on August 31, 2016, 11:50:11 AM
Yes,  please tell us more Berry. In detail please.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Ed Anger on August 31, 2016, 08:22:08 PM
If I was having kinky sex with B, we would role play.

I'd be Prince Rupert and she would be the saucy parliament spy.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Razgovory on August 31, 2016, 09:04:46 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 31, 2016, 11:44:28 AM
Quote from: Brazen on August 31, 2016, 10:19:50 AM
Don't do it Seedy! We still have to marry and have months of kinky sex before the inevitable acrimonious split and custody battle for the 17 rescue cats.

Tell me more about this "kinky" of which you speak.... :hmm:

It probably involves pikes.  We've all see the photos.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Grallon on August 31, 2016, 09:18:39 PM
What's this?  You're not a quitter are you Money?  While suicide is a perfectly legitimate way out when old age creeps up - you're not quite there yet; hell I'm older than you!  Personally I'm waiting for my mother to die before exiting the scene.  It shouldn't be long now since she has cancer.  In the meantime I'm playing Mass Effect.

I once said I'd stay here to until the first one of you assholes croak, so I could gloat - but I'd rather if it weren't you.



G.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Valmy on August 31, 2016, 09:45:25 PM
I think Seedy was just making fun of Spicey's lunch planning thread.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: alfred russel on August 31, 2016, 10:59:53 PM
Quote from: Grallon on August 31, 2016, 09:18:39 PM

I once said I'd stay here to until the first one of you assholes croak, so I could gloat

I'm happy you have identified a reason to keep living, but based on my understanding of how the whole "death" thing works, gloating is rather ineffective after that point.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Eddie Teach on August 31, 2016, 11:31:57 PM
It's been 13 years, one of us assholes is almost certainly dead already.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Martinus on September 01, 2016, 04:23:06 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2016, 06:21:41 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 30, 2016, 06:05:00 PM
How about you don't?

Not funny.

How about you STFU, I'm trying to watch "Uncontrollably Fond" here, you're pissing on the mood.

Maybe you could take out Tim on your way out?
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Jaron on September 01, 2016, 04:24:45 AM
Quote from: Grallon on August 31, 2016, 09:18:39 PM
What's this?  You're not a quitter are you Money?  While suicide is a perfectly legitimate way out when old age creeps up - you're not quite there yet; hell I'm older than you!  Personally I'm waiting for my mother to die before exiting the scene.  It shouldn't be long now since she has cancer.  In the meantime I'm playing Mass Effect.

I once said I'd stay here to until the first one of you assholes croak, so I could gloat - but I'd rather if it weren't you.



G.

Would you rather it... me?
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Josquius on September 01, 2016, 12:12:40 PM
Quote from: Grallon on August 31, 2016, 09:18:39 PM
What's this?  You're not a quitter are you Money?  While suicide is a perfectly legitimate way out when old age creeps up - you're not quite there yet; hell I'm older than you!  Personally I'm waiting for my mother to die before exiting the scene.  It shouldn't be long now since she has cancer.  In the meantime I'm playing Mass Effect.

I once said I'd stay here to until the first one of you assholes croak, so I could gloat - but I'd rather if it weren't you.



G.

Yes, thats the big down side of suicide, it would really upset my parents. :(
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Caliga on September 01, 2016, 12:16:03 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 31, 2016, 11:31:57 PM
It's been 13 years, one of us assholes is almost certainly dead already.
Money is on Paul Atreides.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Valmy on September 01, 2016, 12:18:22 PM
I haven't seen PA around since around 2007. Hortlund might have been murdered by his baby momma at some point as well.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 01, 2016, 12:23:21 PM
Pfft, Paul A went back to federal prison.  Those guys eventually find their way back.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Tonitrus on September 01, 2016, 03:38:00 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 01, 2016, 12:16:03 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 31, 2016, 11:31:57 PM
It's been 13 years, one of us assholes is almost certainly dead already.
Money is on Paul Atreides.

DisturbedPervert too.  Probably on those Bangkok hookers and blow.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Valmy on September 01, 2016, 03:39:08 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on September 01, 2016, 03:38:00 PM
DisturbedPervert too.  Probably on those Bangkok hookers and blow.

Ah yeah I had forgotten about him. Good call.

Wow his last post here was just some random thing about the BP spill back in 2010.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: The Brain on September 01, 2016, 03:41:14 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 01, 2016, 12:16:03 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 31, 2016, 11:31:57 PM
It's been 13 years, one of us assholes is almost certainly dead already.
Money is on Paul Atreides.

Gay.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: garbon on September 01, 2016, 03:41:47 PM
Quote from: The Brain on September 01, 2016, 03:41:14 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 01, 2016, 12:16:03 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 31, 2016, 11:31:57 PM
It's been 13 years, one of us assholes is almost certainly dead already.
Money is on Paul Atreides.

Gay.

It was just tackling.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: alfred russel on September 01, 2016, 03:56:44 PM
I'd put money on Savant as well. The guy just disappeared.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Hamilcar on September 01, 2016, 04:01:05 PM
Quote from: Valmy on September 01, 2016, 12:18:22 PM
I haven't seen PA around since around 2007. Hortlund might have been murdered by his baby momma at some point as well.

Wait, Hortlund left?
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Malicious Intent on September 01, 2016, 04:26:44 PM
What about bmolsen? He had a certain tendency to get stabbed.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: Eddie Teach on September 01, 2016, 04:39:27 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on September 01, 2016, 03:56:44 PM
I'd put money on Savant as well. The guy just disappeared.

He was an older fellow too wasn't he.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: alfred russel on September 01, 2016, 05:00:08 PM
Quote from: Malicious Intent on September 01, 2016, 04:26:44 PM
What about bmolsen? He had a certain tendency to get stabbed.

He got banned.
Title: Re: Help Seedy plan his suicide
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 01, 2016, 05:01:53 PM
He ragequit after a ban.  A ban by Neil, to be accurate.
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