Help Seedy plan his suicide

[DontSayBanana]

Book a one way ticket to Bangkok, blow your life savings raw dogging it in brothels, and succumb to an STD overload within a year.

See?  Death by snu snu should have been an option.

[lustindarkness]

BTW, how would you do the jersey barrier at 95 mph? Rental?

[Valmy]

Take a shot at Putin

I dunno, man...seems to me he gets the drop on you.

The Curious Deaths Of Kremlin Critics

Well you did request a method of suicide.

[DontSayBanana]

BTW, how would you do the jersey barrier at 95 mph? Rental?

He could ride with me, Thelma and Louise style.

[Jacob]

Yeah, I'm with the "do something extravagant or drastic"... like Dorsey's "go to Bangkok" scheme or "retire to a low cost Central American country and get involved in organized crime or progressive politics and see what happens next."

Alternately - since you're Catholic - how about joining a mendicant order or monastery somewhere?

So yeah, my recommendation is "slowly and in pursuit of a greater goal".

If you're ready to write your life off, why not use it in pursuit of something quixotic, noble, or dangerous?

[Tonitrus]

Join a Kurdish/Christian militant group fighting ISIS.

[Oexmelin]

Not funny Seedy, asshole.

This.

[Hamilcar]

Join a Kurdish/Christian militant group fighting ISIS.

Might fail. We'll see Seedy bringing al-Baghdadi in to the nearest US facility in cuffs. Just his luck.

[CountDeMoney]

If you're ready to write your life off, why not use it in pursuit of something quixotic, noble, or dangerous?

Sitting for the P&C exam to get my bail bonds license again? That's just sick, man.

[Hamilcar]

Alternately - since you're Catholic - how about joining a mendicant order or monastery somewhere?

This is good advice. Monastic orders can be a good place to heal and think.

[Hamilcar]

French Foreign Legion? Badass, exotic, dangerous AND French!

[Valmy]

French Foreign Legion? Badass, exotic, dangerous AND French!

[Barrister]

French Foreign Legion? Badass, exotic, dangerous AND French!

The maximum age limit for joining the Foreign Legion is 39 years and 6 months. That means you have to be 39 years, 6 months and 0 days old at the maximum when you are knocking on the Legion's gate.

http://foreignlegion.info/french-foreign-legion-age-requirements/

[Caliga]

French!

I mean I guess if you're going to surrender your life, might as well do it with the world's greatest experts on surrendering.

[Hamilcar]

French!

I mean I guess if you're going to surrender your life, might as well do it with the world's greatest experts on surrendering.

You seem to not have heard of the French Foreign Legion before.