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Started by CountDeMoney, August 30, 2016, 09:59:34 AM

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Decisions, Decisions

Russian Roulette (.357 revolver)
4 (12.9%)
Polish Roulette (.45 semiauto)
4 (12.9%)
The rarely seen, rarely executed Triple Lindy off a parking deck
3 (9.7%)
Jersey barrier at 95 mph
2 (6.5%)
Plenty of scripts and wine bottles, socks, candles, a little Sade in the background
5 (16.1%)
Oh, you have a list of people you reeeeeeally want to have the last word with first
13 (41.9%)

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CountDeMoney

August 30, 2016, 09:59:34 AM
Option 1: Puts some randomness in it; the tension is palpable!  Until it's not!

Option 2: C'mon, that's just comedy gold.

Option 3: Pros? Pretty view, pretty quiet on the way down. Cons?  Pretty messy.

Option 4: Gives the local volunteer fire department something to do.

Option 5: Countless Baby Boomer divorcées can't be wrong.

Option 6:  Could make for compelling TV for a bit.

Valmy

#1
August 30, 2016, 10:01:47 AM
Option 6. Make it worth your while.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Barrister

#2
August 30, 2016, 10:03:45 AM
OPtion 7 - don't do it.  Languish, your cats, and your parents all need you. :hug:

Plus think of what will happen to your wargames once you're gone. :o
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lustindarkness

#3
August 30, 2016, 10:04:54 AM
Not funny Seedy, asshole. :mad:
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CountDeMoney

#4
August 30, 2016, 10:07:26 AM
Bite me.  Lunch was already taken. :mad:

Monoriu

#5
August 30, 2016, 10:08:38 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2016, 10:07:26 AM
Bite me.  Lunch was already taken. :mad:

Then ask for breakfast or dinner :contract:

Eddie Teach

#6
August 30, 2016, 10:10:18 AM
Option 8. Go to Pamplona and run with the bulls.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Valmy

#7
August 30, 2016, 10:14:29 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 30, 2016, 10:10:18 AM
Option 8. Go to Pamplona and run with the bulls.

Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

celedhring

#8
August 30, 2016, 10:38:53 AM
Option 9. Death by snu snu.

At least enjoy your last moments in this dimension.

Josquius

#9
August 30, 2016, 10:52:29 AM
Take a shot at Putin
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CountDeMoney

#10
August 30, 2016, 11:03:17 AM
Quote from: Tyr on August 30, 2016, 10:52:29 AM
Take a shot at Putin

I dunno, man...seems to me he gets the drop on you.

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Grey Fox

#11
August 30, 2016, 11:04:27 AM
No, quitter.

Fuck you.
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Berkut

#12
August 30, 2016, 11:08:26 AM
I was going to suggest we do another Gettysburg trip soon, but I don't want to walk into #6...
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CountDeMoney

#13
August 30, 2016, 11:13:27 AM
lol

alfred russel

#14
August 30, 2016, 11:50:42 AM
Book a one way ticket to Bangkok, blow your life savings raw dogging it in brothels, and succumb to an STD overload within a year.
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

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