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Help Seedy plan his suicide

Started by CountDeMoney, August 30, 2016, 09:59:34 AM

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Decisions, Decisions

Russian Roulette (.357 revolver)
4 (12.9%)
Polish Roulette (.45 semiauto)
4 (12.9%)
The rarely seen, rarely executed Triple Lindy off a parking deck
3 (9.7%)
Jersey barrier at 95 mph
2 (6.5%)
Plenty of scripts and wine bottles, socks, candles, a little Sade in the background
5 (16.1%)
Oh, you have a list of people you reeeeeeally want to have the last word with first
13 (41.9%)

Total Members Voted: 31

Eddie Teach

It's been 13 years, one of us assholes is almost certainly dead already.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Martinus

Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2016, 06:21:41 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 30, 2016, 06:05:00 PM
How about you don't?

Not funny.

How about you STFU, I'm trying to watch "Uncontrollably Fond" here, you're pissing on the mood.

Maybe you could take out Tim on your way out?

Jaron

Quote from: Grallon on August 31, 2016, 09:18:39 PM
What's this?  You're not a quitter are you Money?  While suicide is a perfectly legitimate way out when old age creeps up - you're not quite there yet; hell I'm older than you!  Personally I'm waiting for my mother to die before exiting the scene.  It shouldn't be long now since she has cancer.  In the meantime I'm playing Mass Effect.

I once said I'd stay here to until the first one of you assholes croak, so I could gloat - but I'd rather if it weren't you.



G.

Would you rather it... me?
Winner of THE grumbler point.

Josquius

Quote from: Grallon on August 31, 2016, 09:18:39 PM
What's this?  You're not a quitter are you Money?  While suicide is a perfectly legitimate way out when old age creeps up - you're not quite there yet; hell I'm older than you!  Personally I'm waiting for my mother to die before exiting the scene.  It shouldn't be long now since she has cancer.  In the meantime I'm playing Mass Effect.

I once said I'd stay here to until the first one of you assholes croak, so I could gloat - but I'd rather if it weren't you.



G.

Yes, thats the big down side of suicide, it would really upset my parents. :(
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Caliga

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 31, 2016, 11:31:57 PM
It's been 13 years, one of us assholes is almost certainly dead already.
Money is on Paul Atreides.
0 Ed Anger Disapproval Points

Valmy

I haven't seen PA around since around 2007. Hortlund might have been murdered by his baby momma at some point as well.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

CountDeMoney

Pfft, Paul A went back to federal prison.  Those guys eventually find their way back.

Tonitrus

Quote from: Caliga on September 01, 2016, 12:16:03 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 31, 2016, 11:31:57 PM
It's been 13 years, one of us assholes is almost certainly dead already.
Money is on Paul Atreides.

DisturbedPervert too.  Probably on those Bangkok hookers and blow.

Valmy

Quote from: Tonitrus on September 01, 2016, 03:38:00 PM
DisturbedPervert too.  Probably on those Bangkok hookers and blow.

Ah yeah I had forgotten about him. Good call.

Wow his last post here was just some random thing about the BP spill back in 2010.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

The Brain

Women want me. Men want to be with me.

garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

alfred russel

I'd put money on Savant as well. The guy just disappeared.
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

Hamilcar

Quote from: Valmy on September 01, 2016, 12:18:22 PM
I haven't seen PA around since around 2007. Hortlund might have been murdered by his baby momma at some point as well.

Wait, Hortlund left?

Malicious Intent

What about bmolsen? He had a certain tendency to get stabbed.

Eddie Teach

Quote from: alfred russel on September 01, 2016, 03:56:44 PM
I'd put money on Savant as well. The guy just disappeared.

He was an older fellow too wasn't he.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?