Has this gone international yet?
Middle-class parent Nazi site Mumsnet had a forum post that went viral:
QuoteWe have a slightly, ahem, delicate question from the boards.
"We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.
Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing. "
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Article here:
http://metro.co.uk/2013/10/09/mumsnet-asks-the-internets-weirdest-question-ever-do-you-have-a-penis-beaker-4140154/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/10/09/mumsnet-asks-the-internets-weirdest-question-ever-do-you-have-a-penis-beaker-4140154/)
Best of the comments here:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/the-best-of-the-amazing-penis-beaker-debate (http://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/the-best-of-the-amazing-penis-beaker-debate)
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Quote from: Tonitrus on October 10, 2013, 05:34:13 AM
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The sad thing is that I know without even looking it up that that's from the Muppets' Bohemian Rhapsody video. :blush:
A penis beaker? :LOL:
Whats wrong with wet wipes?
Quote from: Tyr on October 10, 2013, 06:28:44 AM
A penis beaker? :LOL:
Whats wrong with wet wipes?
Seriously. At least baby wipes could be stashed in the drawer. Instead, I can just see three-year-old little Johnny coming into the bedroom to talk to Mommy and Daddy and going "you guys must be really thirsty, you've always got that cup there." :lol:
Taking a tangent but still talking about weird genital complements, a friend of mine who used to work in an upscale business hotel told me that one day one of the cleaning ladies appeared at her desk with a mixture of embarrassment and hillarity because while she was doing the rounds she entered a room that was in total darkness and, when she opened the curtains and light poured in she found that the guest, a middle aged man, was still sleeping in the bed, completely naked and face up, wearing only a sleep mask and a knitted wooly thingie covering his junk.
I don't understand how a glass of water is any help after sex.
Must be a thing for circumsized man.
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Quote from: DontSayBanana on October 10, 2013, 06:27:54 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on October 10, 2013, 05:34:13 AM
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The sad thing is that I know without even looking it up that that's from the Muppets' Bohemian Rhapsody video. :blush:
Ditto.
Quote from: Grey Fox on October 10, 2013, 07:03:27 AM
I don't understand how a glass of water is any help after sex.
Must be a thing for circumsized man.
:blink:
Are you saying that uncircumsized men don't wash? Because that
could explain why a lot of American's find the whole idea pretty disgusting.
Someone will spell out to you the logistics of washing a hooded todger in a cup, but it ain't gonna be me.
Put it this way, dip and dry won't work.
Am I the only guy who read the thread title "Fetch the penis bReaker, you've pulled!"
Quote from: Viking on October 10, 2013, 08:48:46 AM
Am I the only guy who read the thread title "Fetch the penis bReaker, you've pulled!"
Not now :angry:
Quote from: merithyn on October 10, 2013, 08:12:16 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on October 10, 2013, 07:03:27 AM
I don't understand how a glass of water is any help after sex.
Must be a thing for circumsized man.
:blink:
Are you saying that uncircumsized men don't wash? Because that could explain why a lot of American's find the whole idea pretty disgusting.
No, I'm saying that I don't understand how a glass of water is of any help. I need a washcloth or something.
Quote from: Viking on October 10, 2013, 08:48:46 AM
Am I the only guy who read the thread title "Fetch the penis bReaker, you've pulled!"
Indeed that's the way I scanned the title; And just thought "oh, is that a new nickname for some women". :blush:
So this is a ghetto bidet?
Quote from: Gups on October 10, 2013, 08:47:11 AM
Someone will spell out to you the logistics of washing a hooded todger in a cup, but it ain't gonna be me.
Put it this way, dip and dry won't work.
I guess that I assumed that pulling the hood back was an option.
Boys are so weird. :x
Gross.
See, the entire idea is wrong. After sex I get the bathroom first for as long as I want. I did all the important stuff after all.
Plus, that gives her time to change the bedding.
I post on Languish first.
Sex. Dump. Languish.
Roger that, Manly Wheeler.
The lady in question should develop her pelvic floor muscles so the male member is wiped clean on withdrawal. Then she deserves the bathroom to herself.
Some men need to learn to use a pre-coital penis beaker. Or, ya know, wash :glare:
I use bleach on my wang.
So solly.
But children's parties?
Hey! Deleting posts? It has come to this?
Quote from: The Brain on October 10, 2013, 03:43:37 PM
But children's parties?
:huh:
... backs away slowly ...
:hmm: I would think that a penis beaker would be for those occasions when you don't have a partner in the shower, or anywhere else for that matter.
Quote from: Malthus on October 10, 2013, 04:06:07 PM
Quote from: The Brain on October 10, 2013, 03:43:37 PM
But children's parties?
:huh:
... backs away slowly ...
Beep, beep, beep...
Sorry, thought you were katmai for a second.
Quote from: DGuller on October 10, 2013, 04:07:18 PM
:hmm: I would think that a penis beaker would be for those occasions when you don't have a partner in the shower, or anywhere else for that matter.
You mean that's what you use it for?
I don't have a penis beaker.
That's exactly what a penis beaker owner would say.
DG's has its own track suit.
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 10, 2013, 04:20:34 PM
DG's has its own track suit.
with penis beaker holder?
I'd take showers with chicks after fucking each other's brains out. This seems a little...tryhard?
Quote from: Brazen on October 10, 2013, 04:20:04 AM
Has this gone international yet?
Middle-class parent Nazi site Mumsnet had a forum post that went viral:
QuoteWe have a slightly, ahem, delicate question from the boards.
"We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.
Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing. "
...
....
I love it when entirely self-absorb people, who think every facet of their life's interesting, are hoisted by their own petard. :cool:
I'm still somewhat confused at how the penis-beaker people could have so dramatically changed Western European culture. :hmm:
Quote from: mongers on October 10, 2013, 06:07:36 PM
Quote from: Brazen on October 10, 2013, 04:20:04 AM
Has this gone international yet?
Middle-class parent Nazi site Mumsnet had a forum post that went viral:
QuoteWe have a slightly, ahem, delicate question from the boards.
"We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.
Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing. "
...
....
I love it when entirely self-absorb people, who think every facet of their life's interesting, are hoisted by their own petard. :cool:
A "petard" is a pretty good name for a penis beaker ... :lol:
Quote from: Legbiter on October 10, 2013, 05:52:34 PM
I'd take showers with chicks after fucking each other's brains out. This seems a little...tryhard?
You have to be pretty creative to shower in a beaker, especially if you're doing it with a partner...
Quote from: Jacob on October 10, 2013, 06:14:13 PM
Quote from: Legbiter on October 10, 2013, 05:52:34 PM
I'd take showers with chicks after fucking each other's brains out. This seems a little...tryhard?
You have to be pretty creative to shower in a beaker, especially if you're doing it with a partner...
It's a brag.
A beaker big enough to contain *his* penis, is big enough for dual bathing. ;)
Quote from: Solmyr on October 10, 2013, 08:08:31 AM
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Different colors are a good idea.
That way, grumbler doesn't make the mistake of using the one his dentures are soaking in anymore.
So pulled = cum in Brit speak?
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 10, 2013, 06:39:06 PM
Different colors are a good idea.
That way, grumbler doesn't make the mistake of using the one his dentures are soaking in anymore.
:lmfao:
GOOOOOAAAAL!
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 10, 2013, 06:41:21 PM
So pulled = cum in Brit speak?
No,
Down the boozer, you chat up a 'bird'*, ask her back to your place, she agrees, you leave together, your mates might say "he's pulled"
So it's a good, but not racing certainty you'll have sex.
Though not, as with all English, the meaning of the phase could have changed significantly over time, so my understanding might be different to current use or how Josq. would use it.
* in fashion from about 1971-73 and probably mainly used on sub-par British tv 'comedies' of the time.
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 10, 2013, 06:41:21 PM
So pulled = cum in Brit speak?
Jesus, no. That's a hideous thread title <_<
So who broke their wang?
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 10, 2013, 06:41:21 PM
So pulled = cum in Brit speak?
Don't you understand English? Oh, right.
Quote from: Sheilbh on October 10, 2013, 07:01:08 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 10, 2013, 06:41:21 PM
So pulled = cum in Brit speak?
Jesus, no. That's a hideous thread title <_<
How about "Penis beakers: coming into fashion?"
Quote from: Viking on October 10, 2013, 08:48:46 AM
Am I the only guy who read the thread title "Fetch the penis bReaker, you've pulled!"
Penis Breaker would be a good name for a feminist metal band.