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Fetch the penis beaker, you've pulled!

Started by Brazen, October 10, 2013, 04:20:04 AM

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garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

merithyn

Quote from: Gups on October 10, 2013, 08:47:11 AM
Someone will spell out to you the logistics of washing a hooded todger in a cup, but it ain't gonna be me.

Put it this way, dip and dry won't work.

I guess that I assumed that pulling the hood back was an option.

Boys are so weird. :x
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

Ed Anger

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

PDH

See, the entire idea is wrong.  After sex I get the bathroom first for as long as I want.  I did all the important stuff after all.

Plus, that gives her time to change the bedding.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Ed Anger

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

The Brain

Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Ed Anger

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

The Brain

Sex. Dump. Languish.

Roger that, Manly Wheeler.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Brazen

The lady in question should develop her pelvic floor muscles so the male member is wiped clean on withdrawal.  Then she deserves the bathroom to herself.

Some men need to learn to use a pre-coital penis beaker.  Or, ya know, wash  :glare:

Ed Anger

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

The Brain

Women want me. Men want to be with me.

The Brain

Women want me. Men want to be with me.

The Brain

Hey! Deleting posts? It has come to this?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Malthus

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

DGuller

 :hmm: I would think that a penis beaker would be for those occasions when you don't have a partner in the shower, or anywhere else for that matter.