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Fetch the penis beaker, you've pulled!

Started by Brazen, October 10, 2013, 04:20:04 AM

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The Brain

Quote from: Malthus on October 10, 2013, 04:06:07 PM
Quote from: The Brain on October 10, 2013, 03:43:37 PM
But children's parties?

:huh:

... backs away slowly ...

Beep, beep, beep...

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garbon

Quote from: DGuller on October 10, 2013, 04:07:18 PM
:hmm: I would think that a penis beaker would be for those occasions when you don't have a partner in the shower, or anywhere else for that matter.

You mean that's what you use it for?
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derspiess

That's exactly what a penis beaker owner would say.
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Legbiter

I'd take showers with chicks after fucking each other's brains out. This seems a little...tryhard?

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mongers

Quote from: Brazen on October 10, 2013, 04:20:04 AM
Has this gone international yet?

Middle-class parent Nazi site Mumsnet had a forum post that went viral:
QuoteWe have a slightly, ahem, delicate question from the boards.

"We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.
Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing. "
...
....

I love it when entirely self-absorb people, who think every facet of their life's interesting, are hoisted by their own petard.   :cool:
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mongers

I'm still somewhat confused at how the penis-beaker people could have so dramatically changed Western European culture.   :hmm:
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Malthus

Quote from: mongers on October 10, 2013, 06:07:36 PM
Quote from: Brazen on October 10, 2013, 04:20:04 AM
Has this gone international yet?

Middle-class parent Nazi site Mumsnet had a forum post that went viral:
QuoteWe have a slightly, ahem, delicate question from the boards.

"We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.
Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing. "
...
....

I love it when entirely self-absorb people, who think every facet of their life's interesting, are hoisted by their own petard.   :cool:

A "petard" is a pretty good name for a penis beaker ...  :lol:
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Jacob

Quote from: Legbiter on October 10, 2013, 05:52:34 PM
I'd take showers with chicks after fucking each other's brains out. This seems a little...tryhard?

You have to be pretty creative to shower in a beaker, especially if you're doing it with a partner...

Malthus

Quote from: Jacob on October 10, 2013, 06:14:13 PM
Quote from: Legbiter on October 10, 2013, 05:52:34 PM
I'd take showers with chicks after fucking each other's brains out. This seems a little...tryhard?

You have to be pretty creative to shower in a beaker, especially if you're doing it with a partner...

It's a brag.

A beaker big enough to contain *his* penis, is big enough for dual bathing.  ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

CountDeMoney

Quote from: Solmyr on October 10, 2013, 08:08:31 AM


Different colors are a good idea.
That way, grumbler doesn't make the mistake of using the one his dentures are soaking in anymore.

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Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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DGuller

Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 10, 2013, 06:39:06 PM
Different colors are a good idea.
That way, grumbler doesn't make the mistake of using the one his dentures are soaking in anymore.
:lmfao: