Fetch the penis beaker, you've pulled!

[garbon]

So this is a ghetto bidet?

[merithyn]

Someone will spell out to you the logistics of washing a hooded todger in a cup, but it ain't gonna be me.

Put it this way, dip and dry won't work.

I guess that I assumed that pulling the hood back was an option.

Boys are so weird.

[Ed Anger]

Gross.

[PDH]

See, the entire idea is wrong.  After sex I get the bathroom first for as long as I want.  I did all the important stuff after all.

Plus, that gives her time to change the bedding.

[Ed Anger]

I post on Languish first.

[The Brain]

I post on Languish first.

Before your dump?

[Ed Anger]

I post on Languish first.

Before your dump?

This morning, it was after.

[The Brain]

Sex. Dump. Languish.

Roger that, Manly Wheeler.

[Brazen]

The lady in question should develop her pelvic floor muscles so the male member is wiped clean on withdrawal.  Then she deserves the bathroom to herself.

Some men need to learn to use a pre-coital penis beaker.  Or, ya know, wash 

[Ed Anger]

I use bleach on my wang.

[The Brain]

So solly.

[The Brain]

But children's parties?

[The Brain]

Hey! Deleting posts? It has come to this?

[Malthus]

But children's parties?

... backs away slowly ...

[DGuller]

  I would think that a penis beaker would be for those occasions when you don't have a partner in the shower, or anywhere else for that matter.