Fetch the penis beaker, you've pulled!

[The Brain]

But children's parties?

... backs away slowly ...

Beep, beep, beep...

Sorry, thought you were katmai for a second.

[garbon]

I would think that a penis beaker would be for those occasions when you don't have a partner in the shower, or anywhere else for that matter.

You mean that's what you use it for?

[DGuller]

I don't have a penis beaker.

[derspiess]

That's exactly what a penis beaker owner would say.

[Ed Anger]

DG's has its own track suit.

[crazy canuck]

DG's has its own track suit.

with penis beaker holder?

[Legbiter]

I'd take showers with chicks after fucking each other's brains out. This seems a little...tryhard?

[mongers]

Has this gone international yet?

Middle-class parent Nazi site Mumsnet had a forum post that went viral:

We have a slightly, ahem, delicate question from the boards.

"We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.
Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing. "
...

....

I love it when entirely self-absorb people, who think every facet of their life's interesting, are hoisted by their own petard.   

[mongers]

I'm still somewhat confused at how the penis-beaker people could have so dramatically changed Western European culture.   

[Malthus]

Has this gone international yet?

Middle-class parent Nazi site Mumsnet had a forum post that went viral:

We have a slightly, ahem, delicate question from the boards.

"We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.
Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing. "
...

....

I love it when entirely self-absorb people, who think every facet of their life's interesting, are hoisted by their own petard.   

A "petard" is a pretty good name for a penis beaker ... 

[Jacob]

I'd take showers with chicks after fucking each other's brains out. This seems a little...tryhard?

You have to be pretty creative to shower in a beaker, especially if you're doing it with a partner...

[Malthus]

I'd take showers with chicks after fucking each other's brains out. This seems a little...tryhard?

You have to be pretty creative to shower in a beaker, especially if you're doing it with a partner...

It's a brag.

A beaker big enough to contain *his* penis, is big enough for dual bathing. 

[CountDeMoney]

Different colors are a good idea.
That way, grumbler doesn't make the mistake of using the one his dentures are soaking in anymore.

[jimmy olsen]

So pulled = cum in Brit speak?

[DGuller]

Different colors are a good idea.
That way, grumbler doesn't make the mistake of using the one his dentures are soaking in anymore.