Fetch the penis beaker, you've pulled!

[Brazen]

Has this gone international yet?

Middle-class parent Nazi site Mumsnet had a forum post that went viral:

We have a slightly, ahem, delicate question from the boards.

"We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.
Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing. "
...

Article here:
http://metro.co.uk/2013/10/09/mumsnet-asks-the-internets-weirdest-question-ever-do-you-have-a-penis-beaker-4140154/

Best of the comments here:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/the-best-of-the-amazing-penis-beaker-debate

[Tonitrus]

[DontSayBanana]

The sad thing is that I know without even looking it up that that's from the Muppets' Bohemian Rhapsody video.

[Josquius]

A penis beaker? :LOL:

Whats wrong with wet wipes?

[DontSayBanana]

A penis beaker? :LOL:

Whats wrong with wet wipes?

Seriously.  At least baby wipes could be stashed in the drawer.  Instead, I can just see three-year-old little Johnny coming into the bedroom to talk to Mommy and Daddy and going "you guys must be really thirsty, you've always got that cup there."

[The Larch]

Taking a tangent but still talking about weird genital complements, a friend of mine who used to work in an upscale business hotel told me that one day one of the cleaning ladies appeared at her desk with a mixture of embarrassment and hillarity because while she was doing the rounds she entered a room that was in total darkness and, when she opened the curtains and light poured in she found that the guest, a middle aged man, was still sleeping in the bed, completely naked and face up, wearing only a sleep mask and a knitted wooly thingie covering his junk.

[Grey Fox]

I don't understand how a glass of water is any help after sex.

Must be a thing for circumsized man.

[Solmyr]

[derspiess]

The sad thing is that I know without even looking it up that that's from the Muppets' Bohemian Rhapsody video.

Ditto.

[merithyn]

I don't understand how a glass of water is any help after sex.

Must be a thing for circumsized man.

Are you saying that uncircumsized men don't wash? Because that could explain why a lot of American's find the whole idea pretty disgusting.

[Gups]

Someone will spell out to you the logistics of washing a hooded todger in a cup, but it ain't gonna be me.

Put it this way, dip and dry won't work.

[Viking]

Am I the only guy who read the thread title "Fetch the penis bReaker, you've pulled!"

[derspiess]

Am I the only guy who read the thread title "Fetch the penis bReaker, you've pulled!"

Not now

[Grey Fox]

I don't understand how a glass of water is any help after sex.

Must be a thing for circumsized man.

Are you saying that uncircumsized men don't wash? Because that could explain why a lot of American's find the whole idea pretty disgusting.

No, I'm saying that I don't understand how a glass of water is of any help. I need a washcloth or something.

[mongers]

Am I the only guy who read the thread title "Fetch the penis bReaker, you've pulled!"

Indeed that's the way I scanned the title; And just thought "oh, is that a new nickname for some women".