Any of you mooks ever hire a live-in nanny?

Started by Barrister, May 03, 2013, 02:01:01 PM

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Viking

Quote from: Ed Anger on May 03, 2013, 04:50:35 PM
Yes, I use a live in nanny now. No, I don't fuck her. Yes, I pay her well. Even brought her along to France.

Found her using referrals from friends and vetted her thoroughly. I, being master of time and space, discovered every skeleton in her closet. No, she wasn't a foreigner. After Louise Woodward, I'd never use an Au Pair.

Au Pairs are not child care specialists. They are babysitters that get to live in another country and do a bit of babysitting in exchange for room and board. Louise Woodward was a random teenager that was put in charge of an 8 month old baby. They are not cleaning staff, they are not profession child care specialists. They are young adults that are on an adventure which they pay for in barter by doing a bit of babysitting.

Whatever Louise's failure or crime, the parents should not have left their 8 month old baby in the hands of a teenager.
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Straight laced government worker with a hot Brazilian nanny? Ya, that'll end well :D
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Jacob

Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 03, 2013, 04:50:55 PM
Would it not be difficult to get a work visa for this hott Brazilian tranny?

Canada has a special work visa stream for live-in caregivers, IIRC.

Admiral Yi

Then presumably they jump ship and go underground when the visa expires?

Not sure that'll look so good when you're running for office Beeberino.

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Quote from: Viking on May 03, 2013, 05:04:21 PM
Whatever Louise's failure or crime, the parents should not have left their 8 month old baby in the hands of a teenager.

Why not, many teenagers have babies of their own.
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HVC

Is it weird that now that the nanny is a "tyranny" people are actually asking for pics? :lol:
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Hubris must be punished. Severely.

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We want to see what his tranny tastes are. Besides, sounds like it's really a she, not a tranny or a granny.
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Barrister

Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 03, 2013, 05:26:37 PM
Then presumably they jump ship and go underground when the visa expires?

Nope - after 2 years they can apply for permanent residence. :)

Which is the point of this entire thing from the would-be nanny's perspective.
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Barrister

Quote from: Viking on May 03, 2013, 05:04:21 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 03, 2013, 04:50:35 PM
Yes, I use a live in nanny now. No, I don't fuck her. Yes, I pay her well. Even brought her along to France.

Found her using referrals from friends and vetted her thoroughly. I, being master of time and space, discovered every skeleton in her closet. No, she wasn't a foreigner. After Louise Woodward, I'd never use an Au Pair.

Au Pairs are not child care specialists. They are babysitters that get to live in another country and do a bit of babysitting in exchange for room and board. Louise Woodward was a random teenager that was put in charge of an 8 month old baby. They are not cleaning staff, they are not profession child care specialists. They are young adults that are on an adventure which they pay for in barter by doing a bit of babysitting.

Whatever Louise's failure or crime, the parents should not have left their 8 month old baby in the hands of a teenager.

You don't need a "professional child care specialist" to look after a baby. :huh:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Admiral Yi

Quote from: Barrister on May 03, 2013, 06:34:17 PM
Nope - after 2 years they can apply for permanent residence. :)

Which is the point of this entire thing from the would-be nanny's perspective.

Wow.  I didn't know yuppies had that much political power in Canada.

HVC

Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 03, 2013, 06:36:42 PM
Quote from: Barrister on May 03, 2013, 06:34:17 PM
Nope - after 2 years they can apply for permanent residence. :)

Which is the point of this entire thing from the would-be nanny's perspective.

Wow.  I didn't know yuppies had that much political power in Canada.
whats the amount f time someone has to live in America on a visa before they can apply to citizenship
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

garbon

Quote from: HVC on May 03, 2013, 06:43:30 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 03, 2013, 06:36:42 PM
Quote from: Barrister on May 03, 2013, 06:34:17 PM
Nope - after 2 years they can apply for permanent residence. :)

Which is the point of this entire thing from the would-be nanny's perspective.

Wow.  I didn't know yuppies had that much political power in Canada.
whats the amount f time someone has to live in America on a visa before they can apply to citizenship

Permanent residence and citizenship are different.
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