Any of you mooks ever hire a live-in nanny?

Started by Barrister, May 03, 2013, 02:01:01 PM

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CountDeMoney

#15
May 03, 2013, 02:38:32 PM
Who says she's got to be a live-in?  By the sound of it, even 8 hours a day 5 days a week would be a welcome helping hand.

CountDeMoney

#16
May 03, 2013, 02:39:19 PM
Hell, I'll do it, on the promise that you call me Buskers.

Barrister

#17
May 03, 2013, 02:44:04 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 03, 2013, 02:38:32 PM
Who says she's got to be a live-in?  By the sound of it, even 8 hours a day 5 days a week would be a welcome helping hand.

Because at minimum wage the pay is $1900 / month.  But you can deduct around $400 for room and board, so now you're paying $1500.

Day care is going to be at least $600-$700 per kid - so that's $1800-$2100.  So without the live-in part it isn't cheaper.



So do you want to come and live in my basement and look after my kids Seedy?  The Sentry Box is only a couple hours away in Calgary.  And there's also the free health care part. :)
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Lettow77

#18
May 03, 2013, 02:45:06 PM
Wait, does this mean you are considering letting a BR into your home?
huehuehue
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Barrister

#19
May 03, 2013, 02:50:04 PM
Quote from: Lettow77 on May 03, 2013, 02:45:06 PM
Wait, does this mean you are considering letting a BR into your home?
huehuehue

Don't worry Lettow - she's white. <_<
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crazy canuck

#20
May 03, 2013, 02:50:52 PM
Quote from: Barrister on May 03, 2013, 02:44:04 PM
And there's also the free health care part. :)

And after two years he can apply for permanenant resident status and look for another job that doesnt involve him living in your cosy basement.

He will however have to surrender his gun at the border.

Barrister

#21
May 03, 2013, 02:53:32 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on May 03, 2013, 02:50:52 PM
Quote from: Barrister on May 03, 2013, 02:44:04 PM
And there's also the free health care part. :)

And after two years he can apply for permanenant resident status and look for another job that doesnt involve him living in your cosy basement.

He will however have to surrender his gun at the border.

:yes:
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mongers

#22
May 03, 2013, 03:30:31 PM
I will be astonished if this thread doesn't devolve into pervy comments within the first five comments, so much so I haven't read the thread before posting.  :cool:
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Malthus

#23
May 03, 2013, 03:32:12 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 03, 2013, 02:28:36 PM
Quote from: Malthus on May 03, 2013, 02:24:41 PM
Sadly, it is now filled with junk - mostly toys Carl has outgrown. This spring, my job is to do something about that!  :ph34r:

Well its May already...times a wasting!

It may be May, but only in the past week has it not been winter here.  :cry:
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Martinus

#24
May 03, 2013, 03:32:52 PM
Shoulda thought about it before breeding that much.

Malthus

#25
May 03, 2013, 03:33:27 PM
Quote from: mongers on May 03, 2013, 03:30:31 PM
I will be astonished if this thread doesn't devolve into pervy comments within the first five comments, so much so I haven't read the thread before posting.  :cool:

It didn't, and BB already expressed dissapointment at that!  :lol:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

garbon

#26
May 03, 2013, 03:34:03 PM
Aren't your kids worth a little bit more than someone making minimum wage to care for them?
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Barrister

#27
May 03, 2013, 03:34:35 PM
Quote from: mongers on May 03, 2013, 03:30:31 PM
I will be astonished if this thread doesn't devolve into pervy comments within the first five comments, so much so I haven't read the thread before posting.  :cool:

Languish is dying.  :(
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Barrister

#28
May 03, 2013, 03:35:23 PM
Quote from: garbon on May 03, 2013, 03:34:03 PM
Aren't your kids worth a little bit more than someone making minimum wage to care for them?

You might have thought so, but here we are...
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mongers

#29
May 03, 2013, 03:35:29 PM
Quote from: Malthus on May 03, 2013, 03:33:27 PM
Quote from: mongers on May 03, 2013, 03:30:31 PM
I will be astonished if this thread doesn't devolve into pervy comments within the first five comments, so much so I haven't read the thread before posting.  :cool:

It didn't, and BB already expressed dissapointment at that!  :lol:

Damn, now read the thread, good grief you guys are slipping.  :(
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