Explosions at Boston Marathon

[Ed Anger]

Ugh. Naturalized citizens. How uppity.

[katmai]

Indeed we should build fences to keep these unruly Canadians out.

[Ed Anger]

I may vomit.

[Eddie Teach]

I'd imagine helping raise the brats was the tough part.

[merithyn]

I'll let you in on a secret, he got to sleep with me before he ever thought about being an American citizen.

Unpaid internship. 

I'd imagine helping raise the brats was the tough part.

[katmai]

Well according to TBR he didn't do that good a job....

[garbon]

Indeed we should build fences to keep these unruly Canadians out.

Hey we did re-up to require passports.

[Neil]

Unless they get into gun culture, in which case they'll end up in militias who bomb federal buildings.

Or maybe-- just maybe-- they'll become responsible gun owners like me, Seedy, 11B, Ed, and, uh, Cal.

I don't accept that any of you are responsible.

I keep my firearms locked up, and even submitted to federal authority for a collector's license

But you do own a handgun, do you not?

[DGuller]

Ugh. Naturalized citizens. How uppity.

   

[Ed Anger]

You people should be treated like perioeci.

[HVC]

You people should be treated like perioeci.

so says the wannabe frenchie.

[derspiess]

Unless they get into gun culture, in which case they'll end up in militias who bomb federal buildings.

Or maybe-- just maybe-- they'll become responsible gun owners like me, Seedy, 11B, Ed, and, uh, Cal.

I don't accept that any of you are responsible.

I keep my firearms locked up, and even submitted to federal authority for a collector's license

But you do own a handgun, do you not?

Correct. Three, actually.

[Ed Anger]

Only three? What a pussy.

[garbon]

I've a duvet made of handguns.

[fhdz]

http://www.theverge.com/2013/5/1/4289794/boston-police-arrest-three-more-marathon-bombing-suspects

I can't get the BPD page to load. Must be getting so hammered right now.