NCAA football, 2013-14

[MadBurgerMaker]

I still want to give TAMU back.

No returns.

[CountDeMoney]

Met a guy that came into the shelter along with his family this morning wearing a Pitt jersey.
Made some chit chat about their game yesterday...turns out he played two seasons for Pitt way down on the depth chart;  left before his third year, as he was bumped out of the backfield with the addition of some hotshot new high school phenom by the name of Dorsett.   
By the looks of what he was driving, he definitely had better success off the field.

[Ed Anger]

Mark May drinks whale cum.

[Valmy]

Hey MBM I thought you might enjoy this:

http://www.barkingcarnival.com/2013/9/16/4739334/mack-brown-apologizes-for-66-17-loss-to-ou-next-month

"I don't know exactly what we'll do wrong to allow Oklahoma to beat us," admitted Brown.  "I'll have to go back and watch the tape, which I won't be able to do until October, after we lose the game."

"But, whatever the specific reason turns out to be, one thing's for sure: the players and coaches won't do our job," said Brown.  "And that's on me."

But Brown will not be entirely to blame for his team's looming 66-17 defeat, according to Brown. Other factors the Texas coach believes will play a role in Texas's latest embarrassment include poor execution by the players, lack of preparation by assistant coaches, suboptimal hotel accommodations, distracting Longhorn Network obligations, gloomy cloud cover and/or blinding sunlight, the inequitable distribution of tackling plaguing American society, negative nellies, social media, option football, that one punt return for a touchdown that just killed us, the Rothschilds, and trying too hard.

And always classy in defeat, Coach Brown credited Oklahoma for their preparation and inspired play.

"You have to give credit to Oklahoma," said Brown

This one just writes itself really.

[MadBurgerMaker]

 






Goddammit.

[MadBurgerMaker]

The Boise State - Fresno State game was really entertaining.  Or is, but Fresno is taking knees, so barring disaster they've won 41-40.  Nice.

[CountDeMoney]

Yeah, fun game.

[Ed Anger]

Dear god, why did Vandy back out of playing Ohio State? Their replacements are being vaporized in a borefest.

[MadBurgerMaker]

48-0 in the second?  Yikes.  I wonder how much FAMU is making off of the game.

[Ed Anger]

Only fun bit was the Umpire being stiff armed by Jordan Hall.

[PDH]

Today is the 2nd Annual Fucking Howdy Doody Game - Wyoming vs Air Force.  Astute readers will remember last year when the Wyoming coach went off the rails after the Air Force coach apparently had his QB fake an injury when coming off the field after losing his helmet.

I expect good times tonight.  I just wish the university would license "Fucking Howdy Doody" T-shirts.

[katmai]

UDub up 21-0 with few mins left in 1st Qtr.
Still wish they weren't scheduling FCS teams.

[MadBurgerMaker]

LOL @ Va Tech

I don't care if they eventually win

[katmai]

35-0 with 13 mins left in 2nd.
Huskies may match Ohio St score at this rate.

[MadBurgerMaker]

Well...at least Maryland is easy to see with those uniforms.