NCAA football, 2013-14

[MadBurgerMaker]

Heh, Nick Satan's defense has been figured out.

Just throw it toward the tall guy?

[CountDeMoney]

Heh, Nick Satan's defense has been figured out.

Just throw it toward the tall guy?

Yup.  You do it enough times, they won't all be interceptions in the end zone.   

[Ed Anger]

Gus Johnson just came

[Ed Anger]

FUCKING FOX FOOTBALL ROBOTS RUIN MY FAN EXPERIENCE

I hate fox

[Ed Anger]

Ah, Urban Meyer defenses. Always a tad undiciplined. Christ.

[CountDeMoney]

Purdue is really annoying me tonight.  Stupid Chrissy Everett.

[katmai]

Huskies looking to close out Illinois. Score is 34-24
Starting RB gained 200yds on ground and like 64 more receiving.

[MadBurgerMaker]

Horns losing.

UTSA winning.

WTF

Hey I think I like the "ARIZONA" cut into the grass or whatever on the field there.  Kinda cool. 

[CountDeMoney]

I'm watching the ticker;  what the hell's going on down in Texas?  Why are the Fightin' Racists rolling up on 40 points?  Is Texas' defense that much of a work in progress?

[MadBurgerMaker]

The D looked okay for a while in the first half (after giving up two quick TDs, they suddenly became relatively stout), and the Horns had rolled up 23 straight points.  Then there was a pretty bogus targeting call that got "reversed" (dude wasn't ejected, but they got the yards anyway) which moved the Klan into FG range with 10ish seconds left.  Ole Miss kept that momentum going into the second half, and just kept scoring TDs.  One of them was a punt return. 

Also Case McCoy is starting for Texas, and looked...not like Case McCoy at first, but seems to have returned to form now.  Ash is apparently not even at the stadium with a concussion and some sort of shoulder injury.

E:  Pom is still looking good, at least.

[MadBurgerMaker]

Welp.  Arizona scored a TD at some point while I was watching Texas fuck around.  UTSA running back was just running sideways along the first down line on 3rd down.    He managed to pick it up while getting tackled, but damn that was really close (and I don't think he really got it).  Nooooo INT

E:  Hahaha what the fuck.  Malcolm Brown (Texas RB) just knocked the ball out of Case McCoy's hand while he was winding up to throw it and caused a turnover.  Team KKK is about to scores again, and the players look like they've given up already.  Greg Robinson looks like he wants to kill himself.


Wow that's like the third pass that has bounced off an Ole Miss defender.  One of them hit a DB in the face.  Case needs to cut that shit out.

[Berkut]

Thanks sbr.

[Valmy]

I'm watching the ticker;  what the hell's going on down in Texas?  Why are the Fightin' Racists rolling up on 40 points?  Is Texas' defense that much of a work in progress?

More like a dumpster fire.  Mack Brown's program is melting down right now.  This is going to get ugly.  I am definitely getting a 2010/1997 vibe right now.

[Valmy]

Greg Robinson looks like he wants to kill himself.

I know how he feels

[MadBurgerMaker]

More like a dumpster fire.  Mack Brown's program is melting down right now.  This is going to get ugly.  I am definitely getting a 2010/1997 vibe right now.

Shit.  They won 4 and 5 games those years.  I'm struggling to find more than one or two more wins on the schedule this year.  I got Kansas and maybe Iowa State?  Kansas State hasn't been too good either, but they'll win anyway.

Welp.  31 - 6 Arizona.  UTSA actually isn't playing that bad, but they're getting crushed on the scoreboard.  The PAC12N dudes were even talking about it.