"American Sniper" Chris Kyle shot dead at shooting range

[HVC]

Does it get you laid a lot with low confidence chicks?

Low confidence chicks are fun.  They'll do anything to not be alone.   

I hope you enjoy those 3 am "why didn't you text me back" calls

[HVC]

Well, if "xxx" was "raped", then from a certain perspective, it could actually have been Slargos wishing her well - after all it could mean she is fucked by a real man for a change.

Hell, some people could see death as a fate preferable to being married to a slimy ponytailed Dane reeking of patchouli, but I would not go that far myself.

See, folks?  The shit-flinging monkey flings shit because it is in his nature to fling shit.  No psychoanalysis necessary.

Hyper competitive, no sense of boundaries, and burdened with a paradoxical high view of self tied with low self esteem? He almost sounds like a lawyer

[CountDeMoney]

Low confidence chicks are fun.  They'll do anything to not be alone.   

I hope you enjoy those 3 am "why didn't you text me back" calls

It's an acceptable trade off for the hesitant and deliciously tearful "yes, I'll give you anal while you choke me with a vacuum cleaner hose as long as you don't leave me" negotiations. 

[HVC]

Low confidence chicks are fun.  They'll do anything to not be alone.   

I hope you enjoy those 3 am "why didn't you text me back" calls

It's an acceptable trade off for the hesitant and deliciously tearful "yes, I'll give you anal while you choke me with a vacuum cleaner hose as long as you don't leave me" negotiations. 

hah... wait, "give you"

[CountDeMoney]

hah... wait, "give you"

Hey, they can never accuse me of not being flexible.

[Scipio]

Every healthy village needs someone to hate.  In Languish, we are blessed with two such people.  Martinus and ...