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Started by Eddie Teach, January 18, 2013, 04:55:40 PM

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Which cat is the coolest?

Lion
5 (9.4%)
Tiger
16 (30.2%)
Leopard
5 (9.4%)
Jaguar
9 (17%)
Cheetah
8 (15.1%)
Mountain lion/ cougar
3 (5.7%)
Jaron
3 (5.7%)
Cats that fuck up the dickhead trophy hunters that hunt them for shits and giggles because they've got little dicks
4 (7.5%)

Total Members Voted: 52

PRC

I know some of the posters here also visit the Straight Dope so I thought i'd shared an older link to a thread there that this poll reminded me of: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=661555

The poster there, "My Lord", has obsessively put together probably the most comprehensive list ever of why Lions are greater than Tigers.

Syt

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Admiral Yi

Anyone else seen that footage?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejeWqQ6fxqo

Generally agree with the tiger consensus, but lions have their moments.

jimmy olsen

While I disagree, I can understand the Tiger beating out the Lion. But the Jaguar! The fucking Cheetah!? What the hell is wrong with you people!?
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sbr

I gotta go tiger myself.

katmai

Quote from: sbr on January 19, 2013, 08:20:57 PM
I gotta go tiger myself.

No need to hear your weirdo Oregonian sexual euphemisms sirrah!
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Ed Anger

Quote from: jimmy olsen on January 19, 2013, 08:20:32 PM
While I disagree, I can understand the Tiger beating out the Lion. But the Jaguar! The fucking Cheetah!? What the hell is wrong with you people!?

Calm down spaz.  :rolleyes:
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derspiess

Quote from: DontSayBanana on January 18, 2013, 10:22:20 PM
Of the options, tiger.

Given an open playing field, it'd be a toss-up between ocelots and servals for me.  I want a cat that'll go swimming with me. :P

For smaller cats I'd go Fishing Cat all the way.  Gorgeous animals.
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Syt

Quote from: jimmy olsen on January 19, 2013, 08:20:32 PM
While I disagree, I can understand the Tiger beating out the Lion. But the Jaguar! The fucking Cheetah!? What the hell is wrong with you people!?

Well, actually leopard comes second for me, in its black panther variety:

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Tonitrus

I really like tigers, but I have to give a slight edge to Snow Leopards.  :wub:


11B4V

A badass cat

Interesting thread. Lastest copy of Dangerous Game Hunting has a great little article title, "Most Dangerous". Author is a very experienced Professional Hunter. Opening paragraph as follows;

QuoteOf all the big five (and dangerous seven) the Leopard is the smallest and most feared above all others by Professional Hunters (PH) throughout Africa. You are not likely to die from the wounds it inflicts, however, a long road to recovery from those wounds and infections, requiring extensive medical attention. Inflicting damage at an incredible rate of speed, it can and has wounded entire hunting parties w/o a shot being fired.

QuoteLeopard attacks account for 86% of all recorded PH, trackers, and clients injuries in Zimbabwe.

QuoteA wounded leopard follow-up is not something anyone should ever experience. If it has life left it will charge at some stage unexpectedly, silently, and with unbelievable speed from the thickest cover.

Love their cammo



Sweet little Putty tat



:huh: Skip to 02:50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcyvV4k8hY8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6KjA85XIkY


Good vid of why they are feared
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCsdQzO7PLI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swFvWlTTF6k



 

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The Brain

Quoteit can and has wounded entire hunting parties w/o a shot being fired

One would certainly hope so. :o
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jimmy olsen

Quote from: Ed Anger on January 19, 2013, 09:02:42 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on January 19, 2013, 08:20:32 PM
While I disagree, I can understand the Tiger beating out the Lion. But the Jaguar! The fucking Cheetah!? What the hell is wrong with you people!?

Calm down spaz.  :rolleyes:

Don't get me started on the lack of Smilodon! :angry:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Eddie Teach

Hunting smilodon to extinction- so easy a caveman could do it.
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11B4V

"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".