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Started by Eddie Teach, January 18, 2013, 04:55:40 PM

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Which cat is the coolest?

Lion
5 (9.4%)
Tiger
16 (30.2%)
Leopard
5 (9.4%)
Jaguar
9 (17%)
Cheetah
8 (15.1%)
Mountain lion/ cougar
3 (5.7%)
Jaron
3 (5.7%)
Cats that fuck up the dickhead trophy hunters that hunt them for shits and giggles because they've got little dicks
4 (7.5%)

Total Members Voted: 52

Eddie Teach

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garbon

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Malthus

Tyger! Tyger! burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
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derspiess

No Liger? It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

garbon

Quote from: derspiess on January 18, 2013, 04:59:41 PM
No Liger? It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

Spoken like a poor person.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

The Brain

Women want me. Men want to be with me.

derspiess

Quote from: garbon on January 18, 2013, 05:07:41 PM
Quote from: derspiess on January 18, 2013, 04:59:41 PM
No Liger? It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

Spoken like a poor person.

:huh:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall


Barrister

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garbon

Quote from: derspiess on January 18, 2013, 05:15:54 PM
Quote from: garbon on January 18, 2013, 05:07:41 PM
Quote from: derspiess on January 18, 2013, 04:59:41 PM
No Liger? It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

Spoken like a poor person.

:huh:

I don't think Napoleon Dynamite was rich.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

garbon

Quote from: crazy canuck on January 18, 2013, 05:16:59 PM
Other, Lynx

I wanted Bobcat but then I remembered that neither count as big cats.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

derspiess

Quote from: garbon on January 18, 2013, 05:35:34 PM
Quote from: derspiess on January 18, 2013, 05:15:54 PM
Quote from: garbon on January 18, 2013, 05:07:41 PM
Quote from: derspiess on January 18, 2013, 04:59:41 PM
No Liger? It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

Spoken like a poor person.

:huh:

I don't think Napoleon Dynamite was rich.

Well now he is :rolleyes:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

derspiess

Anyway I gotta say Siberian Tiger.  I should go with Bengal Tiger for obvious reasons, but those Siberians are huge mofos.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

crazy canuck

Quote from: garbon on January 18, 2013, 05:36:15 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on January 18, 2013, 05:16:59 PM
Other, Lynx

I wanted Bobcat but then I remembered that neither count as big cats.

Surprising -  I saw a Lynx once in the wild driving back from a ski vacation.  That sucker was huge.

Eddie Teach

That's odd. Wiki lists the Canadian lynx at around 20 lbs. The Eurasian lynx gets up to 60, but you'd be unlikely to have seen one of them.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?