The 2013 NFL Playoffs? PLAYOFFS? PLAYOFFS??? Morathread

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frunk

#945
February 04, 2013, 04:03:23 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 04, 2013, 03:42:56 PM
You have any idea how difficult it is to balance a typewriter on your thighs while you're taking a dump?

It's pretty goddamned difficult, I'll say that.

Not to mention the flatbed scanner to take the screed from the typewriter to Languish.

jimmy olsen

#946
February 04, 2013, 05:14:11 PM
Quote from: Neil on February 04, 2013, 12:37:45 PM
Madden and Michaels.
I'm sure he was good when he was younger, but there was so many games I wanted to just reach through the tv and beat that senile motherfucker to death. "There goes fast Willie Parker, do you know the best thing about being fast? It makes it harder for the other guy to catch you!" :bleeding:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Neil

#947
February 04, 2013, 09:46:28 PM
Madden understood that the home audience didn't really care about breaking down the Xs and Os.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

derspiess

#948
February 04, 2013, 09:46:50 PM
Pretty sure those Maddenisms were not meant to be serious comments, Tim.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Neil

#949
February 04, 2013, 09:47:58 PM
Quote from: derspiess on February 04, 2013, 09:46:50 PM
Pretty sure those Maddenisms were not meant to be serious comments, Tim.
Yeah, Madden knew broadcasting.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Neil

#950
February 05, 2013, 10:57:38 AM
Superbowl victory parade day.  I'm going to kick back and watch the parade on my jumbotron.  I wonder if Money and his family are going to be there.  I'll be on the lookout for immaculately-styled hair.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

CountDeMoney

#951
February 05, 2013, 01:31:24 PM
Quote from: Neil on February 05, 2013, 10:57:38 AM
Superbowl victory parade day.  I'm going to kick back and watch the parade on my jumbotron.  I wonder if Money and his family are going to be there.  I'll be on the lookout for immaculately-styled hair.

Nah, too much craziness down there.  Went to the last one.

derspiess

#952
February 05, 2013, 01:33:17 PM
"Gettin' too old for this shit" :)
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

dps

#953
February 05, 2013, 02:03:27 PM
Quote from: derspiess on February 04, 2013, 09:46:50 PM
Pretty sure those Maddenisms were not meant to be serious comments, Tim.

Don't be so sure.  There are probably plenty of people in the audience who need that sort of thing explained to them.

CountDeMoney

#954
February 05, 2013, 02:06:54 PM
Quote from: derspiess on February 05, 2013, 01:33:17 PM
"Gettin' too old for this shit" :)

Pretty much, yeah.

LaCroix

#955
February 08, 2013, 06:58:33 AM
colin kaepernick  :wub:

i've loved him ever since i saw him run option plays last fall  :)
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