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Started by Ed Anger, November 28, 2012, 07:36:47 PM

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Valmy

Quote from: derspiess on November 30, 2012, 04:47:03 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on November 30, 2012, 04:45:19 PM
I got tattoos back in 93, does this make me a slut?  :hmm:

No, you're a dude.  Duh...

Yeah it makes him a sailor.
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MadImmortalMan

It's not that she has tats that's the problem here. It's that she has lots and lots of awful ones all over her.
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Valmy

Quote from: MadImmortalMan on November 30, 2012, 04:58:04 PM
It's not that she has tats that's the problem here. It's that she has lots and lots of awful ones all over her.

Yep.  Those are some horrid tats.  But it is pretty obvious by looking at her she has terrible taste in general.
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CountDeMoney

Tattoos on chicks are wrong, regardless of the generation, and are morally reserved for servicemen, bikers and convicts. 

Nobody else should get a pass, unless you're some goofy ass 3rd world tribal member, running around in a banana hammock with a spear, making clucking sounds to one another over whether the sun is mad at you or not.

derspiess

Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 30, 2012, 05:01:12 PM
Tattoos on chicks are wrong, regardless of the generation, and are morally reserved for servicemen, bikers and convicts. 

Nobody else should get a pass, unless you're some goofy ass 3rd world tribal member, running around in a banana hammock with a spear, making clucking sounds to one another over whether the sun is mad at you or not.

Correct.
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Ed Anger

Quote from: Syt on November 30, 2012, 04:33:28 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 30, 2012, 02:23:33 PM
Quote from: merithyn on November 30, 2012, 02:19:08 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 30, 2012, 02:18:08 PM
Quote from: Valmy on November 30, 2012, 01:25:34 PM
Not really.  I mean those tatoos are pretty sketchy but lots of perfectly prudish boring square women get tattoos these days.

Which is stupid.  Nothing worse than a 40something that tries to act like a 20something, like getting a tramp stamp or fucking up their leg with a butterfly, or Howard the Duck inside her pantie line.

:unsure:

What if said 40-something got said tattoos in her 20s and 30s?

Then the tats turn into a beluga whale from all the stretching and weight gain.

I've known a girl whose butt cheek scorpion had turned into a lobster before she turned 30.

A rock lobster!
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Valmy

Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 30, 2012, 05:01:12 PM
Tattoos on chicks are wrong, regardless of the generation, and are morally reserved for servicemen, bikers and convicts.

Yeah not a fan.  I was just pointing out the horrible scourge of tattoo getting had spread throughout the female population.  Nobody is immune.

I also hate them on athletes.  What a bunch of posers.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Ed Anger

Quote from: Valmy on November 30, 2012, 05:07:08 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 30, 2012, 05:01:12 PM
Tattoos on chicks are wrong, regardless of the generation, and are morally reserved for servicemen, bikers and convicts.

Yeah not a fan.  I was just pointing out the horrible scourge of tattoo getting had spread throughout the female population.  Nobody is immune.

I also hate them on athletes.  What a bunch of posers.

Especially on black athletes. They are unreadable.
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As Charles Emmerson Winchester said - Tattoos are the common man's way of sponsoring art.
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crazy canuck

Quote from: derspiess on November 30, 2012, 04:53:02 PM
Anyway, as much as I agree with CC's opinion about tattoos, I think they really got popular right around the early to mid-90s.  Meri's article states that the "craze" started in the 70s or 80s or whatever.  But that's sort of like saying the microbrewing movement started in the 70s.  It technically did get its start then, but it didn't really have a lot of momentum until the 90s.

The article is bs, there may have been people getting tattoes in the 90s but they were not the young professional women crying out for attention.  Back then those types into navel piercings.

11B4V

Quote from: derspiess on November 30, 2012, 05:02:35 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 30, 2012, 05:01:12 PM
Tattoos on chicks are wrong, regardless of the generation, and are morally reserved for servicemen, bikers and convicts. 

Nobody else should get a pass, unless you're some goofy ass 3rd world tribal member, running around in a banana hammock with a spear, making clucking sounds to one another over whether the sun is mad at you or not.

Correct.

Wrong as rain
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crazy canuck

Quote from: 11B4V on November 30, 2012, 06:42:42 PM
Quote from: derspiess on November 30, 2012, 05:02:35 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 30, 2012, 05:01:12 PM
Tattoos on chicks are wrong, regardless of the generation, and are morally reserved for servicemen, bikers and convicts. 

Nobody else should get a pass, unless you're some goofy ass 3rd world tribal member, running around in a banana hammock with a spear, making clucking sounds to one another over whether the sun is mad at you or not.

Correct.

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There is nothing wrong with rain.

merithyn

Quote from: crazy canuck on November 30, 2012, 05:48:46 PM

The article is bs, there may have been people getting tattoes in the 90s but they were not the young professional women crying out for attention.  Back then those types into navel piercings.

That may have been the case where you are, but I got my first tattoo in 1991, and I was one of the last in my crowd to get one. Belly button piercings were in, too, but not like tattoos, yet.

And I love how it's "crying out for attention".  :rolleyes:  Most of us kept our tattoos in places that were easily hidden. We were looking for professional work, after all. Only the idiots got them where they could easily be seen.
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I think you should get your nipples pierced with rings the size of door knockers.  ZOUNDS! WHAT MOUNDS!

Razgovory

Quote from: derspiess on November 30, 2012, 05:02:35 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 30, 2012, 05:01:12 PM
Tattoos on chicks are wrong, regardless of the generation, and are morally reserved for servicemen, bikers and convicts. 

Nobody else should get a pass, unless you're some goofy ass 3rd world tribal member, running around in a banana hammock with a spear, making clucking sounds to one another over whether the sun is mad at you or not.

Correct.

I agree.
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