NFL Week 2: Damned activist judges

[CountDeMoney]

I see Vernon's decided to go for the lay ups now instead of the dunks.

[katmai]

Davis, Davis go terp!

[katmai]

I'll take holding mega to 7 for 71 yards or whatever he ends up with.

[CountDeMoney]

lol, where's the hanky on that one?  Offensive pass interference, but no call on the "defenseless receiver" headshot?

[CountDeMoney]

No, please, by all means, keep showing the AFC Championship game highlights.

[CountDeMoney]

LOL, stupid turf, that ball just died.

[katmai]

That is called grass you heathen.

[katmai]

Man what does it say when best defense is allowing 20pts a game.

[CountDeMoney]

Dude, who's the creepy ass Afghani behind Smith?  Weirdo fucking hamster eyes, man.

[MadBurgerMaker]

So the Texans set franchise records for both themselves and Jacksonville today by holding them to 117 total yards on O.  Arian Foster ran for nearly that much himself, then Tate added another 74, and Forsett pitched in with 35 on 6 carries late in the game.  They really kicked the shit out of the Jags.  The difference in time of possession was...well big.  43:17 for Houston, 16:43 for Jax. 

[derspiess]

Remember last week when Timmay posted the week 1 power rankings, like they was some sort of Patfag validation?

PATS LOSE! PATS LOSE!

I tried to warn him not to do that shit.  He never learns.  Makes the Pats loss even sweeter.

[sbr]

lol, trying to spear a sliding QB.  Typical Lions bullshit.

I was just leaving my parents' house when that happened but it looked like he slid under an already diving defender.  The forearm to Smith's face was just bonus points.

[sbr]

That is called grass you heathen.

[derspiess]

and Baby Hawk had a highlight reel 50 yard TD catch in which he avoided 6 would-be tacklers.

Was that the one that all the Browns players within 10 yards of him seemed to screw themselves into the ground watching him go by?  That shit was hilarious.

Yep.  http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/2012091606/2012/REG2/browns@bengals#menu=highlights&tab=recap

I haven't seen it, but one of the guys on the sideline said he had a similar play when he was with the Alouettes.

[jimmy olsen]

I am displeased.